The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

So what Cape is saying is that you should go to St. John's because that's apparently where he goes. You're opting to go where Cape doesn't go. Yeah I pretty much follow your reasoning.

Shouldn't you be making pizzas?

 

[paulthenurse]

Shouldn't you be brewing beer?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Shouldn't you be brewing beer?

Can't... All the fahmentahs ah full.

 

[paulthenurse]

Shouldn't you be selling that beer?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Shouldn't you be selling that beer?

Shhhhhh

 

[nhwrecker]

And now, on a side note. I was driving through CT over the weekend, and stopped at a bar right off of 84 called J. Timothy's, in Plainville.

Turns out that Larsons Finest Liquids is now doing some contract brewing with the big new Two Roads brewing Co in CT, and they had two different Larsons on tap. I had the Sippa Sunshine IPA, made with Citra hops. Damn fine beer, and I didn't have to go to Vermont for it.

Not that I'd be driving to the middle of CT for it either, but it was certainly a very nice surprise for a random pit stop.


And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming - Good Morning Massholes, now please GFY.

 

[bluemoose]

Lawson's.

 

[nhwrecker]

correct. my bad -= and I even got the name wrong - the beer was Sip of Sunshine IPA

http://www.lawsonsfinest.com/our-beer/lawsons-finest-distribution-coming-ct-locations-vt-new-cans/

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Intervention time?

 

[paulthenurse]

No one cares.

 

[DakotaRules]

I care Paul...

 

[paulthenurse]

You're lying your ass off

 

[DakotaRules]

You're lying your ass off

I'm not going to deny that.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Keep lying, you have a long way to go.

 

[the_bird]

Survived my first rugby practice tonight. Joining this team is probably a stupider decision than going cod fishing with Paulie in January, but at least so far this is a lot more fun.

 

[paulthenurse]

You'll be puking by your second practice then all things will be equal.

 

[paulthenurse]

To all my friends stuck in the house with a bunch of kids bouncing off the walls on a sugar high I offer this suggestion... View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1428248747.975298.jpg

Port would work well in this application.

 

[Melana]

Wine is not strong enough.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

151 Rum should do the trick.

 

[the_bird]

Is that for the children or for the adults? Or make enough for everybody?

 

[bluemoose]

It's easier to just send them outside to do some sledding.

 

[paulthenurse]

How much snow do you have left Moose? We're got rid of a ton this weekend.

 

[paulthenurse]

As predicted, the Sox have a dangerous batting order and are going into the bottom of the 9th leading 8-0 after 5 HR's including 2 by Peetie and two including a Grand Salami by Ramirez. Hope the bullpen can hold the lead.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hold on... Are you talking about the First Place Boston Red Sox?? Is that who you're talking about??

 

[bluemoose]

How bout the ERA on that team?

 

[paulthenurse]

Last to first to last to (as of this moment) first.

I'm just sayin', if the season were to end today...

 

[Melana]

Last to first to last to (as of this moment) first.

I'm just sayin', if the season were to end today...

No one would notice.

 

[Melana]

or care.

 

[paulthenurse]

Any snarkier and you could be me.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

162-0?