The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bluemoose]

You assume the snow didn't collapse it.

 

[NJbeer]

****ers

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I don't think the snow did it. It just collapsed on its own.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Ok when there are more of these at the coffee shop than cars I get the feeling I'm in one of those sheep banging states!

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[paulthenurse]

Does.that street sign say Sh!t River Rd? I think you probably ARE in a sheep bangin' state. I'm guessing Mort was sitting next to you at breakfast in the coffee shop.

Mort's ok. Considering he bangs more sheep in one day than Yeager has gotten turned down by in his life.

 

[Melana]

Hey PTN....I'm working on a bottle of your wine I uncovered in my move. Delish!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Does.that street sign say Sh!t River Rd?

Still

 

[day_trippr]

A neighbor! Is that Still River in Bolton or Hahvahd?
I'd guess Bolton given all the snow machines, but all those rather stately homes look more like around the Hahvahd Common...

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yup. Hahvahd common. You can kind of make out the white church above the machines. There's a whole series of trails through the woods and farms. One of the trails stops at the general store. The snow has been too deep to groom even on the lakes.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey PTN....I'm working on a bottle of your wine I uncovered in my move. Delish!

Thank you.

 

[paulthenurse]

****ers

Anybody know what this jamoke is babbling about?

 

[Cape Brewing]

There is some snow on the ground

 

[day_trippr]

Anybody know what this jamoke is babbling about?

He's from Jersey. Senseless babbling is their thing...

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

Jets fan?

 

[nhwrecker]

Just came in from shoveling out the cars. didn't see any sheep at all, but those bastahds are hard to find in the snow.

Unless, of course, you're a black sheep of the family. But if so, then you're already getting screwed.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

At least you're not racist.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ahhhhhh. New Hampshire. Where the sheep love it when it snows because it makes them hard to find.

 

[nhwrecker]

Ahhh. Stoughton. Where the hookers rest easy in the winter because they know PTN can't bury anyone under his shed for 3 more months.

 

[paulthenurse]

Winter. When the makers of 1118 can catch up with the demand.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Perfect weather to go out and charter a boat!

 

[the_bird]

Perfect weather for cod fishing!

 

[Cape Brewing]

And wood fired pizza!!!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Ok. This ******* should be keyed even if this happened in August. Who dafuq tows a boat through downtown Boston? wtf is going on around here lately? This weather is making everyone insane

http://www.boston.com/news/local/ma...Yvh01ZZqSbIFXfBN/story.html?p1=feature_pri_hp

EDIT: Ok. Updated story says it was headed to the boat show. I'd still key it.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'd cry if you did. Those are gorgeous boats.

Hey Bird, in keeping with tradition we should go fishing on Sunday. It's going to be 7 degrees and snowing.

 

[the_bird]

Yeah, I'm thinking that leaving for your house this Saturday night wouldn't be a particularly brilliant idea. Pretty stupid idea on almost any weekend; this weekend in particular, moronic. Let's just say I've got better things to do than sleep on your couch.

 

[Melana]

So bird... you have a root canal scheduled for Saturday night? Perhaps a trip to the Opera?

 

[the_bird]

Either of those sounds more inviting that another cod fishing expedition!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

i think cod fishing next week would be awesme

 

[paulthenurse]

C 'mon. That friggin' couch is the best sleeping couch EVAH! By itself it's worth the drive. The fresh fish would be gravy.

 

[paulthenurse]

Probably just as well. You practically can't see the house from the street, by Saturday night it would be impossible.

I'm VERY fortunate. The guys from the DPW have decided to save me a ton of money and have pushed all of the snow when they cleared the intersection onto my front yard. From every storm. Nobody on the other three corners got any of it. I'm not going to have to mow the grass till the middle of freakin' July ! Schweeeeet!