The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... We haven't settled completely on hours yet but what I have thrown out there is something like:

Tues-Thurs.. 4-9
Friday.. 4-11
Sat: noon-11
Closed Sun-Mon

I THINK Frank, Matt, and I are going to try to swing all of the hours ourselves for the first few weeks (maybe a month) just to see how the whole thing is going to operate and then we will need to hire a bartender to two. We'll see how it goes.

In the mean time, we are trying to expand fermentation yet again and are looking at bringing a couple more fermenters online over the next two weeks or so in order to actually have beer in the taproom once it opens.

We also have a consultant coming Saturday to help us start laying out a larger commercial brewhouse to be set up in early 2015.


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[paulthenurse]

Yeah... We also have a consultant coming Saturday to help us start laying out a larger commercial brewhouse to be set up in early 2015.


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Who? Yeager?

His brewery is bigger than yours already, isn't it?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ehhh.

no


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[ComcastWineRookie]

nice, another 64 posts and ill be #10,000

 

[day_trippr]

fwiw, Mayflower's doing a Tap Takeover of sorts at Hopsters this Friday...

Cheers!

 

[bob1852]

in order to actually have beer in the taproom once it opens.

Wow, that's a really novel concept! Great idea Cape!

 

[paulthenurse]

You don't really think they'll actually have beer available, do you? He wasn't able to bring a corney home for his "Norton Invitational Man - Boy Love Association BBQ" last summer. He waits all year for that 'insult to all things pig' and couldn't squeeze out a measly 5 gallons.
No chance. Ain't happnin'

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow, that's a really novel concept! Great idea Cape!

Piss off Braggy McGloatypants.

No one asked you.


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[the_bird]

You don't really think they'll actually have beer available, do you? He wasn't able to bring a corney home for his "Norton Invitational Man - Boy Love Association BBQ" last summer. He waits all year for that 'insult to all things pig' and couldn't squeeze out a measly 5 gallons.
No chance. Ain't happnin'

Maybe that's his "spin" on having a taproom; a pretty barroom to look at, but with nothing but empty kegs.

"Brewing, brewing every day, but not a drop to drink"

 

[paulthenurse]

Now that you mention it, he never has quantified exactly what his spin really is. Could it be that his spin is a complete lack of spin?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Good one


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[nhwrecker]

We also have a consultant coming Saturday to help us start laying out a larger commercial brewhouse to be set up in early 2015.


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Nice to hear you guys are doing so well - best of luck with your enlargement...

 

[Melana]

nice to hear you guys are doing so well - best of luck with your enlargement...

lol!

 

[paulthenurse]

best of luck with your enlargement...

Whoa whoa whoa!!!! Are you saying they add Cialis as their Special Spin? Damn!!!! Doesn't somebody on here have a Pantydropper Ale that they can boost? Talk about a Black and Tan...

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape
You should think about a change in location. Went out fishing on LSU yesterday and pulled up to the Sea Dog Brew Pub in Hull for lunch. Tons of MILF's in bathing suits added to the lovely view.

And let's face it, worm guts and mackerel juice might add a positive spin to the Bog Water.

 

[nhwrecker]

nice picture of all them MILF's you were talking about. I guess that must be a "broadwalk".

 

[Melana]

Anyone going to the witches tonight?

 

[paulthenurse]

I'll be the first to admit that my soccer acumen comes from watching my girls teams. In other words I don't know sh!t about soccer. But that US goalie is Ken F'ing Dryden, Tony Esposito and Tim Thomas all rolled into one.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'll be the first to admit that my soccer acumen comes from watching my girls teams. In other words I don't know sh!t about soccer. But that US goalie is Ken F'ing Dryden, Tony Esposito and Tim Thomas all rolled into one.

I have no idea why you hate America so much


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[bob1852]

I have no idea why you hate America so much

It wasn't funny the first time.

 

[paulthenurse]

^^^. What he said.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Zzzz ..... Zzzzz ...., Zzzzzz


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[the_bird]

Zzzz ..... Zzzzz ...., Zzzzzz


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... pretty much sums up this whole thread for the past couple months.

 

[Cape Brewing]

... pretty much sums up this whole thread for the past couple months.

Agreed. The OP has been too busy telling long, riveting tales of his adventures laying down flooring and re-plumbing toilet drains on another thread.

He's left us high and dry!!!!

WTF!?!? I wanna know what fcuking color shorts Paul's wearing today!!!!

He's leaving us hanging in order to serve his new "i might build a pizza oven at some point over the next three years" thread.




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[bluemoose]

Link please. Sounds exciting.

 

[bluemoose]

Pizza oven you say? Riveting!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f56/hopefully-not-obnoxious-wood-fired-brick-oven-build-thread-471745/index14.html

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Let's crash Txbrew's thread.

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f51/project-month-480957/

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeeeeeeah. I'm gonna let you go ahead with that plan.

(TxBrew owns the site)


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[TheDudeLebowski]

I just think there would be a lot of debate on "project of the month"