The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

No... reality is making it sound that way


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[paulthenurse]

One mans raw deal is another mans happy marriage. Don't be so negative just because you're chained to The Bog and can't come with us.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... Working on building out our bar, while sampling the six taps that are pouring... Vs freezing my azz off out in the Atlantic hooking bait with 200 other people with lines dropped over the side?? Hmmmmmm. Whhhat... To... Do??


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[paulthenurse]

Exactly!


You f'ing Nancy!


"Ohhhhh... But Paul, it will be cold! I'm afraid I might get chapped lips, Yeager always complains about sphincter irritation when my lips are chapped."

Nancy!

 

[Melana]

Paul I'd start to worry if Jay shows up with a length of heavy chain and some cement blocks...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Exactly!


You f'ing Nancy!


"Ohhhhh... But Paul, it will be cold! I'm afraid I might get chapped lips, Yeager always complains about sphincter irritation when my lips are chapped."

Nancy!

Yeah... You nailed it.



Ordering the flooring today for the new Bog taproom. Whoo hoooo!

I'm thinking perhaps something like an "antique pine".

Floor should be going in early next week and then the bar gets roughed out as soon as the floor is down.


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[Melana]

Ordering the flooring today for the new Bog taproom. Whoo hoooo!

I'm thinking perhaps something like an "antique pine".

Floor should be going in early next week and then the bar gets roughed out as soon as the floor is down.

That is so cool. GO BOG!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thanks. All this work had better effin lead to a dramatic uptick in yoga pants


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[bluemoose]

Do you really want Paul showing up in yoga pants?
(shutter)

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Do you really want Paul showing up in yoga pants?
(shutter)

i just threw up in my mouth

 

[Cape Brewing]

Do you really want Paul showing up in yoga pants?
(shutter)

Its better than how he fcking usually shows up at my house randomly... In a fcking neon spandex t-shirt and shorts on his freakin bike.

Trust me... There ain't enough eye-bleach for a image like that.


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[Melana]

pink neon?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Its better than how he fcking usually shows up at my house randomly... In a fcking neon spandex t-shirt and shorts on his freakin bike.

Trust me... There ain't enough eye-bleach for a image like that.


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come on, we all know his fat arse isint doing the 30 mile rountrip just to swing by and say hello.

 

[Melana]

come on, we all know his fat arse isint doing the 30 mile rountrip just to swing by and say hello.

He might be fat and old but i bet he'd be able to put up more miles than you... just sayin'

 

[paulthenurse]

Do you really want Paul showing up in yoga pants?
(shutter)

The word is shudder. Shutters are things you put on your windows to protect them...

Ok you might be right after all.


And I look killah in bike shorts.

 

[revelation]

Killah like Medusa or killah like cool?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Neon spandex? Are you sure he wasn't wearing one of those triathlon spandex bikinis and it just wasn't a blood flow problem?

 

[Melana]

What about the pink neon spandex girls volleyball uniforms? Paul would SO rock that look.

 

[paulthenurse]

Me and my nephew. I'm the one on the right. (Just in case you couldn't tell me from the 25 year old guy)

Farkin' A, I'm a good lookin' SOB, especial in neon spandex!

 

[revelation]

The guy behind you is shielding his eyes from the glare, so yea, that is serious neon.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's not the outfit you've shown up at my place in.... the shirt was about four sizes smaller and you were about eight sizes larger. Passing cars could count your fcking belly pubes through that fcking thing.

and by the way... I don't know when that picture was taken time-wise but that was about 80 pounds ago.

 

[MoldMan]

So wait..... What your telling us is that his moobs are bigger? Talk about needing some eye bleach.

 

[paulthenurse]

You shouldn't be such a hater, it's bad for the karma

 

[Cape Brewing]

Floor ordered... BOOM.

i know everyone was on the edge of their seat waiting for conformation that it had been ordered so I wanted to let everyone know asap.

Everyone can sleep tonight now.

 

[Melana]

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Me and my nephew. I'm the one on the right. (Just in case you couldn't tell me from the 25 year old guy)

Farkin' A, I'm a good lookin' SOB, especial in neon spandex!

Looks a bit nippy...

 

[Melana]

Floor ordered... BOOM.

i know everyone was on the edge of their seat waiting for conformation that it had been ordered so I wanted to let everyone know asap.

Everyone can sleep tonight now.

What did you go with?

 

[Cape Brewing]

What did you go with?

The "antique pine". We figured it is going to be relatively dark in that room and we didn't want to go too dark on the floor. I think it'll look nice.

All plumbing stuff was ordered today as well... Three different sinks, faucets, etc.

We're cranking through this stuff so far (knock on wood).

I found a place in Westport we think we can get the bartop from... They are a steel surplus place and we might go with a steel plate bar top (likely encased in epoxy) on top of a stone bar base.

Yoga pants should be aplenty


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[Cape Brewing]

..., we figured a bar top like that would be a bar top... that we put our own spin on.


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[Melana]

Machined finish? http://www.fpmmetals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/stainless_wainsc1-295x150.jpg

 

[Joos]

God damn I want to go cod fishing!!!!
Cape, are you guys gonna be around tomorrow night?