The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

Dipped in batter and then deep fried!

So, deep fried spaghetti calzone?

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

PTN - come ice fish on the Norton Resevoir. It's only 5 ft deep so if you fall through the ice it will only be hilarious, not fatal (unfortunately). You can stop by my house and have some of my (bad) homebrewew (that kills cows at 50 paces, which should be enough to do you in).

 

[bigjohnmilford]

So, deep fried spaghetti calzone?

No, deep fried meatball calzones with spaghetti between them.

 

[Melana]

What about deep fried meatball calzones with spaghetti between them surrounded with dough and fried again?

 

[paulthenurse]

PTN - come ice fish on the Norton Resevoir. It's only 5 ft deep so if you fall through the ice it will only be hilarious, not fatal (unfortunately). You can stop by my house and have some of my (bad) homebrewew (that kills cows at 50 paces, which should be enough to do you in).

OK Chicken...
Ill call your bluff. PM me your number.

 

[yeager1977]

I'm a New Englander. I grew up playing pond hockey. I don't need no f'ing firemen to tell me if ice is safe. How f'ing smart is a fireman anyways, they run into burning buildings?

Sharon fire fighters were called today to rescue two men who were ice fishing on 12 inches of ice. Due to the extreme weigh of one of the men, the ice broke. When the man went to sit in his lawn chair it collapsed and said man broke through the ice. The second smaller man supposedly tried to help, but eyewitnesses state they saw the smaller man pushing the fat man under. In doing so he fell in also and got stuck under the fat man. Sadly the fat man survived and the skinny man suffocated, not due to water but because his face was firmly pushed into the fat mans buttocks.


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[Melana]

sharon fire fighters were called today to rescue two men who were ice fishing on 12 inches of ice. Due to the extreme weigh of one of the men, the ice broke. When the man went to sit in his lawn chair it collapsed and said man broke through the ice. The second smaller man supposedly tried to help, but eyewitnesses state they saw the smaller man pushing the fat man under. In doing so he fell in also and got stuck under the fat man. Sadly the fat man survived and the skinny man suffocated, not due to water but because his face was firmly pushed into the fat mans buttocks.


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wow.

 

[paulthenurse]

Gawd Dammit but that Yeager is one funny SOB!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Does anybody remember the snl skit with Chris Farley in Tales from Little Women? Did a search in videos and couldnt find it. I see similarities

Heres the script

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/94/94klittle.phtml

 

[paulthenurse]

No one said anything about the ice sounding like my stomach after eating a pizza. This is scary

 

[Cape Brewing]

So where's the picture's of today's big haul?


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[Cape Brewing]

By the way Paul... Jules Verne called. He wants his glasses back.


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[Melana]

Paul were you able to dodge captain ahab?

 

[DakotaRules]

Damn it! I love ice fishing!


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[ComcastWineRookie]

What a great night to be in the td gahden. Go Habs Go

 

[bob1852]

Cape, you gonna send out a keg of stinger for my wedding in May? M'kay, thx in advance.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape, you gonna send out a keg of stinger for my wedding in May? M'kay, thx in advance.

no

And congrats. 'Bout time Arizona made unions legal


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[paulthenurse]

Cape's real reply...
"I not sending you a keg of Stinger! We can't make the stuff fast enough! Send you a KEG? Are you kidding? I can't even pour myself a glass of the stuff, every time I try FW smacks me upside the head!"

 

[homebeerbrewer]

FW doesn't smack him upside the head for pouring a glass, he does because he can.

 

[revelation]

So where's the picture's of today's big haul?


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Wasn't that picture it?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Nah. He was outside taking selfies of himself and needed something to compare it to for size......

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Nah. He was outside taking selfies of himself and needed something to compare it to for size......

he hasnt seen it for years so its hard to take selfies

 

[Cape Brewing]

he hasnt seen it for years so its hard to take selfies

"Oh hey Kettle... Yeah, this is the Pot"


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[Joos]

Nah. He was outside taking selfies of himself and needed something to compare it to for size......

Who do you take selfies of?

 

[revelation]

Seems like kids these days call everything all wrong so maybe you can take selfies of others...

And you meddling kids, git off my lawn!

 

[paulthenurse]

Your jealousy of my uber cool icefishing prize is so obvious and pitiful.

 

[nhwrecker]

Hey Massholes,

a big hello from off the coast of Ft. Lauderdale. Congrats on the tap room Cape. PTN - was that the bait or the biggest fish you caught all day?

I was having a hard time working offshore yesterday, because we kept getting hassled by the Coast Guard - seems that 20 emigrants left a boat close to our location (left, or where thrown over?), and only 19 made it to shore - with one fatality and 19 illegals on the beach, it was busier that Bog Iron's new tap house on a weekend -

hard to make measurements for the Navy when the area's swarming with police boats, helicopters, and such. Anyway, Go Pats! Oh, wait, wrong weekend/game.

I guess I'm just hoping Manning breaks a neck, or something.


And, final note, I completely agree with Cape on the whole $17/4 pack monk beer crap. Can't wait to find out who sponsored the whole $5M + investment. F'ing robe wearing hypocrites. If they can afford an investment that big, they didn't need to start brewing in the first place. Must be a lot more money in blueberry jam than I ever thought.

Mort

 

[paulthenurse]

Fa Christ sakes, who left the freakin door open? How many times do I have to tell you fahkin' guy to keep the f'ing door closed and looked? Look what crawled in! Jeeezus!!!! What's it gonna take before you get it? We're stuck with AZ, he was here practically on day one. But The Retard with the Rebreather from NH' was gone. His permit was expired. We were quits with him. And now he's back...


****!!!!

Before you know it, Mutton Chops & the Yooper will be regulars here and well be 86'd within a week.

Dammit.

 

[Melana]

Bet it was Rookie... He doesn't follow the rules.

 

[Melana]