The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[ComcastWineRookie]

My last post needed a quick edit,

nope still dont like you

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Paul, from what I hear, you already make the pork jerky. You could buy your robe in the tent section of Bass Pro Shops. Surely, they make tents big enough. Don't they?

 

[Melana]

Brian.... Brewpub/smokehouse. Norton needs one bad.

I'm liking where your going with the spaghetti sandwich. What about spaghetti calzones?

 

[bluemoose]

Billion dollar idea for one of you guys... Spaghetti sandwich.

Think about it... What goes awesome with pasta? Italian bread.

Take a small sub-sized loaf of Italian bread, split it, maybe a little butter... Spaghetti tossed in a good pasta sauce.. Done.

Then.. If you want... Top em with whatever you want... Meatballs, sausage, provolone or mozz cheese.. Pepperoni.

I mentioned the idea to someone once and they looked at me like I had just suggested we go rape some goats. I don't get it. That sounds like an awesome sandwich.

Works much better with Penne

 

[Cape Brewing]

Brian.... Brewpub/smokehouse. Norton needs one bad.

I'm liking where your going with the spaghetti sandwich. What about spaghetti calzones?

Spaghetty calzone... I like it. Not gonna lie... I like it.

Yeah, trust me... At least some sort of food would be cool (and a smokehouse would be epic)... I just can't see us trying to slog down that road any time soon. The time, money, headaches, etc to get a restaurant opened dwarfs what we went through for the brewery as it is.

Someday though... Ya never know

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Spaghetty calzone... I like it. Not gonna lie... I like it.

Yeah, trust me... At least some sort of food would be cool (and a smokehouse would be epic)... I just can't see us trying to slog down that road any time soon. The time, money, headaches, etc to get a restaurant opened dwarfs what we went through for the brewery as it is.

Someday though... Ya never know

Start small - just buy out the hot dog stand in front of your building.

 

[MoldMan]

And sell deep fried pork sandwiches. I heard it was one of your specialties.

 

[Melana]

Start small - just buy out the hot dog stand in front of your building.

Not a bad idea....

 

[Melana]

Spaghetty calzone... I like it. Not gonna lie... I like it.

Yeah, trust me... At least some sort of food would be cool (and a smokehouse would be epic)... I just can't see us trying to slog down that road any time soon. The time, money, headaches, etc to get a restaurant opened dwarfs what we went through for the brewery as it is.

Someday though... Ya never know

I'll make them for the next Masshole gathering.

 

[Melana]

This... i have to try... http://lifewithmel.com/cookingwithmel/2012/5/4/braided-spaghetti-calzone.html

 

[bob1852]

Brian.... Brewpub/smokehouse. Norton needs one bad.

I'm liking where your going with the spaghetti sandwich. What about spaghetti calzones?

With garlic butter on the calzone?

Spaghetty calzone... I like it. Not gonna lie... I like it.

Yeah, trust me... At least some sort of food would be cool (and a smokehouse would be epic)... I just can't see us trying to slog down that road any time soon. The time, money, headaches, etc to get a restaurant opened dwarfs what we went through for the brewery as it is.

Someday though... Ya never know

Yeah. A TR guy opened a small BBQ place (with no liquor license) in a tiny town. Was hoping to be open in May of 2013. Finally just opened last week. Had a clusterfvck of a time with various inspectors/inspections/permits. I think it was about a year from the time he bought the property/building until he was able to open, despite being ready in just a few months.

 

[Melana]

With garlic butter on the calzone?

I was thinking roasted garlic Parmesan calzone dough.

 

[the_bird]

I'm sorry, a spaghetti calzone sounds disgusting. Fill a calzone with meatballs and sauce, fine, but keep the spaghetti out of it.

What am I saying? I'm not sorry at all.

 

[Melana]

You're entitled to your opinion Jay... not our fault that you are wrong.

 

[the_bird]

Well, what the **** is next? You want to put fish in your taco?

 

[Cape Brewing]

yeah... your crack habit has caught up to you man... Spaghetti calzone... that's sexy stuff.

I'm at least making spaghetti subs for tailgates next year as a trail run.

Penne?!? PFFT... really?

 

[Melana]

chocolate in the peanut butter?

 

[the_bird]

How 'bout some chocolate in your fish taco?





Wait a minute, that's something else entirely.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Well... you know what they say... once you go chocolate...



You people are sick

 

[paulthenurse]

Mmmmmm. Fish tacos.

 

[Melana]

Spaghetti pie is good stuff too... like a deep dish pizza filled with spaghetti, sausage, pepperoni, and cheese.

 

[bob1852]

Spaghetti pie is good stuff too... like a deep dish pizza filled with spaghetti, sausage, pepperoni, and cheese.

With garlic bread?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Spaghetti pie is good stuff too... like a deep dish pizza filled with spaghetti, sausage, pepperoni, and cheese.

Know what would be awesome with that... garlic bread crust.

 

[Melana]

With garlic bread?

Sure, with garlic bread. Happy now?

 

[bob1852]

Yes!

 

[Melana]

Know what would be awesome with that... garlic bread crust.

You know Brian you are an evil genius.

 

[paulthenurse]

And sell deep fried pork sandwiches. I heard it was one of your specialties.

Am I the only one who laughed when the n00b ( he's probably AZ's brother in law) jumps in with both feet and slams da Cape with his opening post. Luv it!

 

[Melana]

Am I the only one who laughed when the n00b ( he's probably AZ's brother in law) jumps in with both feet and slams da Cape with his opening post. Luv it!

No, I laughed. I don't slam Cape anymore for his... shortcomings...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Walt has a brother in law? Oh, that's right!

 

[Melana]

Know what would be awesome with that... garlic bread crust.

With this on it.