The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

Of course they don't. If they did they would get laid a lot and I don't think they do that

Perhaps you should try wearing them too...

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Personally, I'm praying that the same mo-ron who thought it was a great idea to put your misprinted logo up on Facebook decides he needs to copy and paste your rant on BA. Now THAT will be entertainment. I'm hoping I'm sitting next to you at the bar at Kinsale when it happens. It will be kinda fun to watch your head explode.

im not dumb

 

[paulthenurse]

perhaps you should try wearing them too...

pku

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Holy smoke! There is talk of a Spencer Abbey Trappist *IPA*!

http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/food/blogs/spencer_trappist_IPA?.html

 

[day_trippr]

No... Not on HBT.

My apologies apply then, and I've fixed my rebuttal. You should stop associating with ****** bags. Like ^that guy^...

[Still think the whole Bog Iron Mormon Brewery would fly, though. It'd certainly occupy an exclusive segment]

Cheers!

 

[Melana]

Sweet cuff links.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thanks!

Building Permit has been issued for the "new" space at the Bog. Much better and dedicated taproom coming!

 

[paulthenurse]

Tap room... That means 'Bar,' right?

 

[the_bird]

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pku

"You see this watch? This watch cost more than your car."



"You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing."

 

[Joos]

Thanks!

Building Permit has been issued for the "new" space at the Bog. Much better and dedicated taproom coming!

In the same building?

 

[Melana]

Thanks!

Building Permit has been issued for the "new" space at the Bog. Much better and dedicated taproom coming!

Congrats!

 

[Cape Brewing]

In the same building?

Yes, the new space is on the other side of the wall of where the rig is set up.

We're cutting a door immediately to your right when you walk into the current space and that'll be access to the fermentation area, which will be much bigger than what we have now and will allow capacity to go up quite a bit.

The other half of the new space (which is a little bigger than our entire current space) will be a taproom and tasting area. It's not really a "bar" because it's not going to be open like a bar (noon til last call) or anything like that. It'll be open for tasting/growlers hours but folks can also hang out and buy a pint as well.

Got a new account today as well. BBC in Walpole... Delivering Thursday and they said we would be on for Friday night.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Congrats!

Thank you!

 

[bob1852]

Thanks!

Building Permit has been issued for the "new" space at the Bog. Much better and dedicated taproom coming!

You should put on a robe and call it a Trappist brewery. You're already bald.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You should put on a robe and call it a Trappist brewery. You're already bald.

And you should gargle my changepurse

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

By this time next year you guys should own the whole building

 

[Melana]

Nah.... They will own half of norton!

 

[DakotaRules]

"You see this watch? This watch cost more than your car."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AB-iLaEisU

"You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing."

I love that whole scene, "coffee is for closers!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Billion dollar idea for one of you guys... Spaghetti sandwich.

Think about it... What goes awesome with pasta? Italian bread.

Take a small sub-sized loaf of Italian bread, split it, maybe a little butter... Spaghetti tossed in a good pasta sauce.. Done.

Then.. If you want... Top em with whatever you want... Meatballs, sausage, provolone or mozz cheese.. Pepperoni.

I mentioned the idea to someone once and they looked at me like I had just suggested we go rape some goats. I don't get it. That sounds like an awesome sandwich.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hmmm. Apparently they exist. Guess I shoulda googled before posting.

See? It's not a stupid idea... People are makin them

 

[bob1852]

Garlic bread for the sandwich. Everyone loves a good butter toasted sour dough. Why not garlic?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cuz that would be stupid.

"Nawwwww man... It's SEVEN minute abs.... Six!?! No.. Its... Its SEVEN man"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Problem with garlic bread is that it would likely be two slices of bread. You don't want slices dude. You want a sub-roll! Keep all that sht in there.

 

[paulthenurse]

You're the freakin' entrepeneur here, you should rent some space in Downtown Crossing and start selling these masterpieces. Maybe have your counter workers wear brown robes and sandals. You could call it Pasta Abbey. Maybe have a few other items...

Pasta fagioli on a stick.

Square meatballs.

Lasagna tacos.

Pork jerky.

You'll make a fortune.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You continue to illustrate, almost on an hourly basis, why no one likes you

 

[paulthenurse]

I call bullsh1t. Everyone likes me. (Edited to add 'Everyone who's opinion matters.') Even you. I'm f'ing great. And funny as hell. Pork jerky. Brown robes and sandals. F'ing hilarious.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I forget the name of the beer hall up in Montreal but this tasted really good at 3am in the morning:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza-ghetti

You need the spaghetti in the pizza and it may have been the 3am thing too.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I call bullsh1t. Everyone likes me. Even you. I'm f'ing great. And funny as hell. Pork jerky. Brown robes and sandals. F'ing hilarious.

I dont like you

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I forget the name of the beer hall up in Montreal but this tasted really good at 3am in the morning:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza-ghetti

You need the spaghetti in the pizza and it may have been the 3am thing too.

I am jealous, would love to be in Montreal right now

 

[paulthenurse]

My last post needed a quick edit,