The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Hey Massholes and Masshole Wannabe's

I hope all of you have a wonderful, happy and healthy New Year. Best wishes to you all.

PTN

 

[bluemoose]

Hey Massholes and Masshole Wannabe's

I hope all of you have a wonderful, happy and healthy New Year. Best wishes to you all.

PTN

I prefer Masshole hasbeen.

 

[Melana]

I prefer Masshole hasbeen.

We are all hasbeens.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Hey Massholes and Masshole Wannabe's

I hope all of you have a wonderful, happy and healthy New Year. Best wishes to you all.

PTN

And the same to you dear sir. It'll be fun twisting your tail and getting your blood pressure up in 2014.

 

[paulthenurse]

And the same to you dear sir. It'll be fun twisting your tail and getting your blood pressure up in 2014.

That is the best part of spawnage. It is so f'ing cute watching them grow and get their wings. Do you really think an insignificant chicken such as yourself can raise my BP? Really?

You're so f'ing cute I don't know if I should burp you before or after I dope slap you.

 

[jrgtr42]

We are all hasbeens.

I'm not.
I'm a "neverwas"

 

[Melana]

Yay! Another work from home day for me!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

im at work, but people are not coming in left and right. WTF roads arent that bad

 

[Melana]

I never second guess the opportunity to save 5 gallons of gas and stay home if I can!

 

[the_bird]

im at work, but people are not coming in left and right. WTF roads arent that bad

Still snowing here, and probably going to continue for a while. Roads weren't too bad this morning, but if I had the option to stay home (i.e. staying home wouldn't just mean more work tomorrow), I might have. I'd rather be out sledding with my kids.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

im gonna do my best to stay home tomorrow.

 

[the_bird]

Take your dick out in your boss' office. They might even send you home early today!

 

[Melana]

He'd have to have one first bird....

 

[Melana]

Woohoo blizzard!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

and im still at work, took out my itsy bitsy pee pee at work yesterday and they said nice try but you still have to work.

 

[the_bird]

Hey, I didn't know there was a video posted of the last Utopias brew session!

 

[Melana]

Nice!

 

[bigjohnmilford]

When does the live stream from the party start?

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Hey, I didn't know there was a video posted of the last Utopias brew session!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHQM4bkRgl0

Beautiful!

 

[bluemoose]

Just hit -10 here. Might be the coldest I have ever seen it here tonight.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

When does the live stream from the party start?

you could have gone, they kept posting on facebook that more tickets were avail.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

you could have gone, they kept posting on facebook that more tickets were avail.

Sorry, not a facebooker. Does that mean no party stream?

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

you could have gone, they kept posting on facebook that more tickets were avail.

Not everybody is on Facebook, believe it or not.

 

[day_trippr]

Not everybody is on Facebook, believe it or not.

Relevant Fact.
Not that it matters.

HBT is the closest I get to "social media".
And some days I wonder why I even bother with this bozo-infested corner of the intertoobs...

Cheers! (present company excepted, of course )

 

[Melana]

How was the bog fest?

 

[Oginme]

nothing showing up on the Police Blotter.... yet...

 

[Bulls Beers]

Off to my second hockey game of the day..It was really cold at 5 this morning and the rink was even colder..Man, I just want to cuddle around a nice boiling brew kettle...Tomorrow can't come quick enough.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

nothing showing up on the Police Blotter.... yet...

The Norton police were probably distracted by my effing neighbor's "kid".

 

[Melana]

Are the bog groupies so hung over that they can't check in with pictures?

 

[yeager1977]

My stinger IPA last night

Happy?