The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bluemoose]

All part of the plan. All part of the plan.

 

[bluemoose]

Where are my manners? How did everyone else's teams do?

Edit: wrong thread. I feel like Paul. ( shudder)

 

[Melana]

Where are my manners? How did everyone else's teams do?

Edit: wrong thread. I feel like Paul. ( shudder)

Bald and squishy around the middle...?

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Make that 3 weeks.

Boy, the local electronics retailers are going to do well this Christmas season, with everyone yelling and kicking their TVs due to the Patriot's last minute hysterics game after game after game. Can't they just dominate, please?

 

[bluemoose]

Bald and squishy around the middle...?

Not bald.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Cape,

It was good meeting you down at the Bog. The Amber Rye is really good. Thanks for the extensive tour through the brewery and amazing holiday light show.

 

[Melana]

Cape,

It was good meeting you down at the Bog. The Amber Rye is really good. Thanks for the extensive tour through the brewery and amazing holiday light show.

Thanks for further inflating his ego!

 

[day_trippr]

Thank goodness for a nice calm Bruins win tonight.
Back in first place with a game in hand over Montreal.

The Patriots, otoh, are the football equivalent of torture.
Today was a capper, I was convinced the jig was up for sure.

Sucks about Gronk, though. Every week we lose a key guy, it was his turn I guess...

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Thanks for further inflating his ego!

I live far enough away with a buffer zone. Its fun to pump up his tires and watch the show.

 

[DakotaRules]

Cape, It was good meeting you down at the Bog. The Amber Rye is really good. Thanks for the extensive tour through the brewery and amazing holiday light show.

Extensive tour?! Did he point at Matt and Frank and say "they do everything and I drink beer?"

 

[yeager1977]

Thank goodness for a nice calm Bruins win tonight. Back in first place with a game in hand over Montreal. The Patriots, otoh, are the football equivalent of torture. Today was a capper, I was convinced the jig was up for sure. Sucks about Gronk, though. Every week we lose a key guy, it was his turn I guess... Cheers!

Yeah i was at the game. Left with 2:30 left in the clock. Kicking myself now....

 

[paulthenurse]

You sir, are a retard! And that gives ******* everywhere a bad name.

 

[bluemoose]

Yeah i was at the game. Left with 2:30 left in the clock. Kicking myself now....

But just think, you probably beat some of the traffic.

 

[Fenduh]

Thank goodness for a nice calm Bruins win tonight.
Back in first place with a game in hand over Montreal.

Yes...the Providence Bruins played well last night.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Yeah i was at the game. Left with 2:30 left in the clock. Kicking myself now....

I never leave the game early, unless its pouring rain and soaked to the bone and there is good homebrew and post game meal by 2 of the best in tailgates, FW and Cape.

 

[paulthenurse]

But just think, you probably beat some of the traffic.

Too funny. Here is an exact recitation of my conversation with Yeager this morning...

Me... "You left the game early? Why?"

Yeager... "I was with my neighbor and we figured they were going to lose anyways and we wanted to beat the traffic."

Me... "You live 15 minutes away. What's wrong with you?"

Him... "Well, you know how it is..."

Me... "No Chris. I have absolutely no idea how it is. Did Her Most Imperial LeeAnn-ness give you a curfew?"

Him... "You're an *******."

Me... "We've already established that. I'm right, aren't I? You had a curfew!"

Him... "*******!"


ROTFLMHAO

 

[paulthenurse]

At Boston Beer Garden in Southie for a couple pre-final gl

 

[paulthenurse]

Bit of test lube.

The Sam Rebel is nice. Wouldn't call it a west coast IPA at all but what do I know?

I do know that $16 for two beers is a butt fark of legendary proportions. Won't be rushing back here anytime soon.

 

[paulthenurse]

In another thread I used "Water skiing on a couch" as the sort of ideas that crazy brother in laws come up with.

Then it struck me. I'm a crazy brother in law! I have a boat, I can get a couch, and I have access to virtually unlimited quantities of two things

1. Alcohol
2. Brain power

That's a dangerous combination.

#2 is where you guys come in. I'm thinking two toboggans and a whicker couch. Plus we need a TV. A lazy boy would be ideal but the weight might make that prohibitive.

Discuss.

 

[Oginme]

In another thread I used "Water skiing on a couch" as the sort of ideas that crazy brother in laws come up with.

Then it struck me. I'm a crazy brother in law! I have a boat, I can get a couch, and I have access to virtually unlimited quantities of two things

1. Alcohol
2. Brain power

That's a dangerous combination.

#2 is where you guys come in. I'm thinking two toboggans and a whicker couch. Plus we need a TV. A lazy boy would be ideal but the weight might make that prohibitive.

Discuss.

#2 just might be a grossly misguided assumption. However given enough of #1, the illusion of #2 just might pull a rabbit out of the hat, or some other posterior body part...

 

[Melana]

#2 just might be a grossly misguided assumption. However given enough of #1, the illusion of #2 just might pull a rabbit out of the hat, or some other posterior body part...

In his mind he has mad brain power.

 

[Oginme]

In his mind he has mad brain power.

Well, you certainly cannot fault his ambition or propensity for causing some serious bodily damage when the couch flies off the toboggans during a sharp turn. I've got a ton of baling twine, if that'd help.

 

[paulthenurse]

I have no illusions vis a vis my brain power. It took me 35 years to graduate from college. Me is stoopid,

However. I have a vision. I believe that with perseverance, a lot of alcohol and a total disregard for the mores and social standards of society, we can sink well below those mores and usual social constructs and do something truly stupid and foolish.

I don't expect The Great Couch Waterskiing Experiment to be the capstone experience of my life but lets face it, you arseholes keep reminding me how old I am. I might croak any day now. So I'm recruiting all of you in this endeavor. I'll try to stay alive till June, lets put our brain power together and come up with a way to do this really stupid idea

 

[Melana]

I have no illusions vis a vis my brain power. It took me 35 years to graduate from college. Me is stoopid,

However. I have a vision. I believe that with perseverance, a lot of alcohol and a total disregard for the mores and social standards of society, we can sink well below those mores and usual social constructs and do something truly stupid and foolish.

I don't expect The Great Couch Waterskiing Experiment to be the capstone experience of my life but lets face it, you arseholes keep reminding me how old I am. I might croak any day now. So I'm recruiting all of you in this endeavor. I'll try to stay alive till June, lets put our brain power together and come up with a way to do this really stupid idea

Let's face it... Only real friends of PTN get invited on LSU. Get Chris to help you!

 

[paulthenurse]

Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.


Year one of LSU was focused on maximizing dive time. Now that I live in the daylight with the rest of you ill be broadening my horizons. Foolishness and frivolity will play a key role on all future non dive excursions
Fwf
And there is a standing offer for all of you to join us whenever we leave the dock. (OK not ALL of you but you get my point.). And besides... This would be an HBT project executed by HBT folks.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You need to add at least some sort of boyancy

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uggg. I effin hate posting from my phone and the shtty HBT App.

You need to add some level of buoyancy to the toboggans I would think or else the entire thing would just instantly sink. Either that or you would have to have a beach start / finish... and just pray you were able to bring it up to plane instantly.

Solid concept though and I would think could be easily accomplished.

 

[day_trippr]

I vote for the beach start.
Just think of the potential for mass carnage.
Could be spectacular!

Cheers!

 

[bob1852]

Uggg. I effin hate posting from my phone and the shtty HBT App.

You need to add some level of buoyancy to the toboggans I would think or else the entire thing would just instantly sink. Either that or you would have to have a beach start / finish... and just pray you were able to bring it up to plane instantly.

Solid concept though and I would think could be easily accomplished.

PTN ain't boyant enough?

 

[Melana]

Anyone interested in a HBT Masshole gathering on Prudence Island next year?