Bulls Beers said:Dude, isn't there a Dysfunctional-Palooza Canada thread you could latch on to?? No offense, but your avatar is fukcing annoying..
Pfft. That's nothing. Wait 'til you meet him
Bulls Beers said:Dude, isn't there a Dysfunctional-Palooza Canada thread you could latch on to?? No offense, but your avatar is fukcing annoying..
Holy sh^^ I don't know why i never saw this wicked fukked up thread here! Originally from Fall Riva been fun reading through some of these threads here and all the accents coming through I forgot what it was like to be wicked pissa. For years I only told stories about watching Randy Vataha running a 100+ return and playing golf with catfish hunter at fall riva country club but now I only have to mention the socks or patriots here and everyone's panties are up in a bunch! Lol wicked cool!
No one farkin' cares. Honest. You move to West Buttfark, Cali-i-forn-ni- ay, trade in your wicked pissah New England accent, start growing dope out in the woods behind your house and start freediving? Freediving? Seriously? If God had wanted you to dive beneath the surface of the ocean without air on your back why did he create Jacques Cousteau and the two stage regulator? And what the F is with that absurd spear gun of yours? Overcompensating for something? You and Yeager will probably hit it off like you both put tooth marks on the same toys.
And Randy Vataha was a tool. As was Jim Plunkett. I had a high school English teacher who told us she was Jim Pluckett's ***** in college. She was short, flat, and had buck teeth. She was from California too. NO WAY Jim Plunkett tapped that.
OK look. I'm in a good mood. I spent the past two days working and the sun was in the sky. I'm going to give you a mulligan. Wanna try again? Here, I'll make it easy for you. Chose one of the following... Yeager is P whipped. Cape makes lousy beer. Bird is married to his sister. Mort has anoxic brain damage from all those dives below 300 feet on 10% FiO2. Rookie is a tard. AZ is a Masshole wannabe. Yoop wants to have my baby. Dakota slurps his soup. OG won't let Yeager boink his favorite sheep. Bulls Beers is a lurker. Big John has a curiously small and misshaped schlong and Melana is covering for him while she waits for Smurf to sweep her off her feet. Shecky regrets moving to Connecticut and hates UConn with all his heart and soul.
And I'm the biggest ****** bag on HBT. It isn't a first line resume' sort of qualification but lets face it... Paulthenurse RN MSN BDBOHBT EIEIO is a pretty farkin' cool signature.
paulthenurse said:No one farkin' cares. Honest. You move to West Buttfark, Cali-i-forn-ni- ay, trade in your wicked pissah New England accent, start growing dope out in the woods behind your house and start freediving? Freediving? Seriously? If God had wanted you to dive beneath the surface of the ocean without air on your back why did he create Jacques Cousteau and the two stage regulator? And what the F is with that absurd spear gun of yours? Overcompensating for something? You and Yeager will probably hit it off like you both put tooth marks on the same toys.
And Randy Vataha was a tool. As was Jim Plunkett. I had a high school English teacher who told us she was Jim Pluckett's ***** in college. She was short, flat, and had buck teeth. She was from California too. NO WAY Jim Plunkett tapped that.
OK look. I'm in a good mood. I spent the past two days working and the sun was in the sky. I'm going to give you a mulligan. Wanna try again? Here, I'll make it easy for you. Chose one of the following... Yeager is P whipped. Cape makes lousy beer. Bird is married to his sister. Mort has anoxic brain damage from all those dives below 300 feet on 10% FiO2. Rookie is a tard. AZ is a Masshole wannabe. Yoop wants to have my baby. Dakota slurps his soup. OG won't let Yeager boink his favorite sheep. Bulls Beers is a lurker. Big John has a curiously small and misshaped schlong and Melana is covering for him while she waits for Smurf to sweep her off her feet. BlowsMoose... Duh...! He blows moose. Shecky regrets moving to Connecticut and hates UConn with all his heart and soul.
And I'm the biggest ****** bag on HBT. It isn't a first line resume' sort of qualification but lets face it... Paulthenurse RN MSN BDBOHBT EIEIO is a pretty farkin' cool signature.
paulthenurse said:No one farkin' cares. Honest. You move to West Buttfark, Cali-i-forn-ni- ay, trade in your wicked pissah New England accent, start growing dope out in the woods behind your house and start freediving? Freediving? Seriously? If God had wanted you to dive beneath the surface of the ocean without air on your back why did he create Jacques Cousteau and the two stage regulator? And what the F is with that absurd spear gun of yours? Overcompensating for something? You and Yeager will probably hit it off like you both put tooth marks on the same toys. And Randy Vataha was a tool. As was Jim Plunkett. I had a high school English teacher who told us she was Jim Pluckett's ***** in college. She was short, flat, and had buck teeth. She was from California too. NO WAY Jim Plunkett tapped that. OK look. I'm in a good mood. I spent the past two days working and the sun was in the sky. I'm going to give you a mulligan. Wanna try again? Here, I'll make it easy for you. Chose one of the following... Yeager is P whipped. Cape makes lousy beer. Bird is married to his sister. Mort has anoxic brain damage from all those dives below 300 feet on 10% FiO2. Rookie is a tard. AZ is a Masshole wannabe. Yoop wants to have my baby. Dakota slurps his soup. OG won't let Yeager boink his favorite sheep. Bulls Beers is a lurker. Big John has a curiously small and misshaped schlong and Melana is covering for him while she waits for Smurf to sweep her off her feet. BlowsMoose... Duh...! He blows moose. Shecky regrets moving to Connecticut and hates UConn with all his heart and soul. And I'm the biggest ****** bag on HBT. It isn't a first line resume' sort of qualification but lets face it... Paulthenurse RN MSN BDBOHBT EIEIO is a pretty farkin' cool signature.
No one farkin' cares. Honest. You move to West Buttfark, Cali-i-forn-ni- ay, trade in your wicked pissah New England accent, start growing dope out in the woods behind your house and start freediving? Freediving? Seriously? If God had wanted you to dive beneath the surface of the ocean without air on your back why did he create Jacques Cousteau and the two stage regulator? And what the F is with that absurd spear gun of yours? Overcompensating for something? You and Yeager will probably hit it off like you both put tooth marks on the same toys.
And Randy Vataha was a tool. As was Jim Plunkett. I had a high school English teacher who told us she was Jim Pluckett's ***** in college. She was short, flat, and had buck teeth. She was from California too. NO WAY Jim Plunkett tapped that.
OK look. I'm in a good mood. I spent the past two days working and the sun was in the sky. I'm going to give you a mulligan. Wanna try again? Here, I'll make it easy for you. Chose one of the following... Yeager is P whipped. Cape makes lousy beer. Bird is married to his sister. Mort has anoxic brain damage from all those dives below 300 feet on 10% FiO2. Rookie is a tard. AZ is a Masshole wannabe. Yoop wants to have my baby. Dakota slurps his soup. OG won't let Yeager boink his favorite sheep. Bulls Beers is a lurker. Big John has a curiously small and misshaped schlong and Melana is covering for him while she waits for Smurf to sweep her off her feet. BlowsMoose... Duh...! He blows moose. Shecky regrets moving to Connecticut and hates UConn with all his heart and soul.
And I'm the biggest ****** bag on HBT. It isn't a first line resume' sort of qualification but lets face it... Paulthenurse RN MSN BDBOHBT EIEIO is a pretty farkin' cool signature.
Melana want to brew sometime in jan/feb?
Melana want to brew sometime in jan/feb?
smaht idea, you would have left in a stretcher like boychuck did
Btw, doesn't anyone make any good beer in Mass? Besides that fake boston lager crap!
There are a few small micro breweries around here that make pretty good stuff. SlumBrew, Jack's Abby, Blue Hills. There is another one out in the boonies that I keep hearing about, The Bog Something. I heard that it opened up in an old whorehouse. There are three owners, two are nice guys, the third guy we don't talk about...
And I was lying about Blue Hills making good beer. It's really, really bad.
just getting back to earth after a lot of travel - boy, it takes a while to get caught up on things around heya.
PTN thrills co-workers (by leaving)- Comcast gets sheet on - Big John laughs at everyone - Mel sexes up her avatar - Cape throws an anniversary party that's sold out before the invitations arrive - Bird's wife trashes another car - there's yet more references to bad blueberry beah and Utopius XX - Hmm. Maybe I haven't missed anything.
Anywhoo - enough about you - let's talk about me.
But I bet my Fryday's better than your Fryday. I show up to the office after being gone for two weeks, and the office manager (we yoostah be able to call 'em secretaries......) comes into my office to say hello, and says,
"by the way, have you evah heard of a beyah called Heady Toppah, or summin'? Do you want some, cause someone gave us a coupla four packs last week when we were in Vermont, and my husband and I can't stand the stuff. It's sooo hoppy, and cloudy, and it comes in cans! Can you believe it?"
I promise to think of all of you. Maybe I'll save some to share.........NOT!
Gabe Kapler said:Cano AAV 24M, Pedroia AAV 13.75M. Not judging. Just reporting the facts. Ill start judging shortly.
Offer retracted.Melana said:Keep in mind i'm not brewing blueberry anything.
Offer retracted.
Melana said:that's a tad bitchy...
Melana said:Baseball talk has no place during hockey season.
You've been standing too close to your inventory again, haven't you?
Melana said:No, i'm not glowing...
I take it you were recently driving a truck in Mexico City?
Melana said:You know... you are pretty funny. You should grace us with your presence more often.
Waiting for Paul's snarky comment.......
Don't save, it, dickwad; drink it fresh. Or better yet, put it up on Criaglist and sell it to some undercover cops.
Wow you are a different man in the day shiftpaulthenurse said:More Yeager ... Less Rookie... That works for me.
Wow you are a different man in the day shift
paulthenurse said:I am Paul
I am I am
I'm Paul I am I am
I do not line that Rookie man
But I do like green eggs and ham
Join me for some beer, oh man
And we can eat green eggs and ham
No blueberries from a can.
To go upon green eggs and ham
I am Paul I am I am
I am I am
I'm Paul I am
Like the one I gave you at U4?Cape Brewing said:You all need a swift punch in the dick
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