The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

The ONLY thing that even comes close to your 'Best team because they have the best uniform ' lunacy is Yeager buying a fishing rod labeled "The Beef Stick. "

And Yeager's faux pas is a VERY distant second place.

No. Yeager will always be first

 

[Oginme]

Maybe the problem is that he is sober...

Gotta work on that sobriety problem! It leads to all kinds of bad behavior.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

I respect your verbal jousting (in)abilities. Should be a good season for both organizations.

You're correct both teams should have a good season. Doesn't hurt that your Amstel light crew only has to play the Wings 2 times this year.

 

[revelation]

You're correct both teams should have a good season. Doesn't hurt that your Amstel light crew only has to play the Wings 2 times this year.

But how are Wings' uniforms because I hear the Blackhawks have the best and a well dressed team always wins.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

But how are Wings' uniforms because I hear the Blackhawks have the best and a well dressed team always wins.

True true
But if the B's play many teams with a goaltending performance like we saw tonight we're in for a long season. Giguere played out of his mind.

 

[yeager1977]

No. Yeager will always be first

Bite me.

 

[Melana]

Bite me.

Not a chance

 

[paulthenurse]

What if he wore a Black Hawks uniform, I hear it greatly increases your chance of scoring?

 

[Melana]

No way

 

[paulthenurse]

Hawk Boofer is gonna be crushed.

 

[paulthenurse]

There are worse lunches than the bar at Legal. Yes, I know all the reasons to not go, starting with the lady from Arkansas sitting next to me who just sprayed me with lobster guts. In spite of that, a damned good lunch.

 

[Melana]

What did you have?

 

[revelation]

Thanks to his neighbor, free lobster.

 

[paulthenurse]

Free lobster shower anyways.


Rockin out to some Three Dog on the subway ride home.

"We'll I've never been to heaven
But I've been to Oklahoma
Oh they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember."

 

[Melana]

Free lobster shower anyways.

Rockin out to some Three Dog on the subway ride home.

"We'll I've never been to heaven
But I've been to Oklahoma
Oh they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember."

Is that a like a *************?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Welcome to the MLB Magic!

 

[Melana]

Thank the gods it's almost over....

 

[Bulls Beers]

Let's go SOX!!!

 

[Melana]

Noooooooo......

 

[Bulls Beers]

Don't worry, the last game of the world series in on Halloween. Oh and, Let's go SOX!!!!!!

 

[Melana]

Halloween is sacred... Shouldn't be baseball.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's been outlawed in this state. You're not being politically correct. It's now Autumnal Celebration Day. Please make the correction.

 

[day_trippr]

Where's that eyeroll emoticon?

Ah, there it is.

Good game by the Bruins today, but now it's time for baseball!
Hoping for a game 1 win by Lester and the Sox to set the tone.

Have to add Joe Buck and Timi Mccarver to the People-I-Should-Be-Able-To-Kill book. Gawd I can't stand either one of those efftards...

Cheers!

 

[Bulls Beers]

Yeah, they're terrible. Give me Orsillo and Eck any day.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Joe Buck should get a front seat in that ride. Can we add this year's NFL announcers too? Painful.

 

[paulthenurse]

That was a great ball game. Didn't care for the outcome but it was wonderful baseball.

Off to pick up tanks then we're headed out for a day of fall diving. Back home in time for the game and the next game. I live this time of year. Yea baby!

 

[bigjohnmilford]

^
Good luck on the lobster hunt.

 

[Melana]

Enjoy!

 

[the_bird]

Didja know that Joe West's nearly as bad a singer as he is an umpire?

 

[HawksBrewer]

I'm setting the 'Over Under' at 20 for the number of Massholes who use the Best Uniforms quote in their sig.

I'm ABSOLUTELY going to as soon as I get to a real computer

Hawk Boofer is gonna be crushed.

Did you sig me yet?