The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[HawksBrewer]

I didn't know who exactly to root for in this game however you made the choice easy.

Happy to help! I'm surprised the capitals aren't forloughed to be honest

 

[Melana]

I'm thinking for this game I'll go both ways.

 

[the_bird]

...I'll go both ways.

I'm totally going to take this out of context. In fact, I think my sig needs updating.

 

[Melana]

I'm totally going to take this out of context. In fact, I think my sig needs updating.

Take it however you get it...

 

[HawksBrewer]

I'm totally going to take this out of context. In fact, I think my sig needs updating.

Is the_wife down with that? I keep it real with my wife, but whatever floats your boat.

 

[Melana]

I'm totally going to take this out of context. In fact, I think my sig needs updating.

At very least.... When you take my quotes out of context PLEASE spell my name correctly!

 

[Melana]

Is the_wife down with that? I keep it real with my wife, but whatever floats your boat.

Real what?

 

[revelation]

You're off to a good start. Don't forget to question all of your friends sexual orientations, their wife's fidelity,their children's intelligence and the car they drive. You'll fit right in

Wait, y'all have sex? I thought that was why your wives snuck around with other men. Or were they hoping for kids that don't drool into their cereal? And you folks have cars? I thought that type of luxury was beyond your means.



Something like that? Does that mean I graduate or was that too easy....

 

[Melana]

Wait, y'all have sex? I thought that was why your wives snuck around with other men. Or were they hoping for kids that don't drool into their cereal? And you folks have cars? I thought that type of luxury was beyond your means.

Something like that? Does that mean I graduate or was that too easy....

Well... Not with each other.... Except for maybe BigJohn and I... But don't tell anyone, it's a secret.

Some of us have multiple cars.

You really want to graduate from Masshole U?

 

[revelation]

Naw, just like playing an ass on the Internet.

 

[Melana]

Is that like playing one on TV?

 

[HawksBrewer]

Is that like playing one on TV?

No. Thanks for asking.

 

[revelation]

Is that like playing one on TV?

While the hours are better, the pay is much worse.

 

[Melana]

Isn't it always?

 

[revelation]

Well we could all be probrewers and making the big bucks.



Hahahaha.

 

[revelation]

Although being a brewer means more hours, more labor, and people call your beer crap... so there are those positives.

 

[bluemoose]

Naw, just like playing an ass on the Internet.

Well played sir. You certainly look like an ass.

 

[revelation]

Winning!

 

[Melana]

Morning Massholes.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

good mornng to you as well, how are you on this wonderful day. hey mike mike mike mike mike, guess what day it is, Hummmmmmp Day!

 

[Melana]

Thankful it isn't Tuesday again.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

whats wrong with tuesdays? I am gonna brew an extract beer tonight after work.

 

[Melana]

Yesterday was a very stressful work day. Going out to pick out our pumpkins after work made me smile and ended the day on a good note.

 

[Bulls Beers]

whats wrong with tuesdays? I am gonna brew an extract beer tonight after work.

Nice avatar...Canadians, Really??

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Nice avatar...Canadians, Really??

yes really. lived in mass my whole life, but both parents born in canada.

 

[Melana]

yes really. lived in mass my whole life, but both parents born in canada.

OMG that explains everything!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

careful

 

[the_bird]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA

 

[Melana]

careful

Careful about what exactly?

 

[revelation]

He might politely tell you to not be mean.