The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[DakotaRules]

Oh... Don't apologize now.. I would wait intil this weekend in NH since I think FW, MM, and I would all like to have a word since you fckin plastered it all over fcking Facebook too.

Was going to say the same thing, douce bag.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh... Don't apologize now.. I would wait intil this weekend in NH since I think FW, MM, and I would all like to have a word since you fckin plastered it all over fcking Facebook too.

Please, please, PLEASE could the 'word with him' involve a Louisville Slugger and a GoPro, to be discretely shared with those who might find it highly entertaining. Not posted on the internet for everyone in the world to see.

 

[DakotaRules]

Please, please, PLEASE could the 'word with him' involve a Louisville Slugger and a GoPro, to be discretely shared with those who might find it highly entertaining. Not posted on the internet for everyone in the world to see.

At least post it for the club and friends!

 

[paulthenurse]

This is going to be extremely hard but from this moment on I am going to totally ignore him and his posts. I know I'll feel better not getting irritated by his endless stupididty and abrasive behaviors. I only wish there were a way to put him in the penalty box or somehow disable his posts so that I don't even see them. What he doesn't seem to understand is that there is a difference between acting the part of a curmudgeon and being a ******* 24/7 and that most of us are pretty fed up with him.

OK! I'm already feeling less aggravated.

 

[DakotaRules]

This is going to be extremely hard but from this moment on I am going to totally ignore him and his posts. I know I'll feel better not getting irritated by his endless stupididty and abrasive behaviors. I only wish there were a way to put him in the penalty box or somehow disable his posts so that I don't even see them. What he doesn't seem to understand is that there is a difference between acting the part of a curmudgeon and being a ******* 24/7 and that most of us are pretty fed up with him.

OK! I'm already feeling less aggravated.

I think there is a way in settings/account that you can block someone and their posts.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

ok, I am only going to say this once, so maybe all should pay attention. if you think you can poke fun at me and not expect me to turn around and do the same guess what, that dosent work. you can all just take a step back because I am not someone that just gonna take it and cower into the corner and just take it. there seems to be a few of you that seem to take it personally, and I am sorry you feel that way. I am really a nice guy and dont want people to think of me as som a**hole just being here to piss people off. I took it as this was a place to bust balls and get the same. sorry for the misunderstanding.

 

[Melana]

You can certainly reserve a tent spot over by the peach tree.

And wives, SWMBO's dominatrix, FWB's and girlfriends are certainly welcome. OR in the case of Melana and Yoop, husbands, boyfriends and/or gigillos.

Can't Yooper and I have girlfriends, fwb's etc also? Fair is fair!

 

[Melana]

I'd hate to think what the bedrooms smell like at at bog inn.....

Bet they smell like dead hookers!

 

[bottlebomber]

Ya'll muthafückas need Jesus.

 

[NEWBIE2013]

Hi all, i am new to mass, came here for grad school, BU, and I started brewing beer a few years ago. how is everyone

 

[day_trippr]

Fresh meat!

 

[NEWBIE2013]

looks like you may have just chewed someone else up and spit him out, hope I dont do anything to be treated like that. What did they do?

 

[Melana]

Hi all, i am new to mass, came here for grad school, BU, and I started brewing beer a few years ago. how is everyone

Hi and welcome!

 

[NEWBIE2013]

thanks.

 

[the_bird]

Just a little ******-on-ass violence, nothing to worry about. Usually it doesn't come to blows, but about once a year or so it get a little out of hand. We probably ought to get Comcast and Cape both neutered, just like we did to Yeager.

 

[Melana]

Just a little ******-on-ass violence, nothing to worry about. Usually it doesn't come to blows, but about once a year or so it get a little out of hand. We probably ought to get Comcast and Cape both neutered, just like we did to Yeager.

Their wives might appreciate it, great idea!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

An apology on the Masshole thread. What a ******.

 

[paulthenurse]

Welcome to the thread and the area N00b. We try awfully darned hard to behave in a civilized manner around here, given the reality of this being a thread dedicated to breaking all the rules of civilized society.

I'm sure you'll be fine. Hell, you're in grad school. Unless you're an old **** like me in grad school you're probably young, and haven't developed the necessary skill set to be so aggravating the you get crucified. Hang with us and you'll sharpen those skills but it does take time.

Please see the link in my signature below for info on a gathering being held in a few weeks for, by and about local home brewers. Then gather up a couple of cars of coeds and come on down.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I am going to take a break from here for a while. hope you all have good times here, see ya in a few months

 

[bob1852]

I am going to take a break from here for a while. hope you all have good times here, see ya in a few months

Dude, man up, or just be brownie part deux.

Cape, I was in Boston this weekend....might wanna look into this....

 

[Melana]

I am going to take a break from here for a while. hope you all have good times here, see ya in a few months

Why?

 

[paulthenurse]

Cape, I was in Boston this weekend....might wanna look into this....

Why not take out ad space in the Globe so that more people see it?

 

[Melana]

Why not take out ad space in the Globe so that more people see it?

No one reads the Globe anyway...

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Why?

well, because people think I am a Dick...as PTN wrote in a PM to me:

"I've just had enough of you and your abrasive personality"

"You've done nothing other than be an irritating ******* since then. Doesn't matter, I'm just done with being irritated by you."

This was part of his email to me asking me not to come to mastoberfest, I am not welcome there. I dont know who told him that I talk **** behind his back about being a better brewer than him because it couldnt be much further from the truth. I know I suck at brewing, I have brewed 2 batches of beer in the last 3 years because the rest I have Farked up so bad i dumped it before I even added yeast. I liked hanging out with everyone in the hopes of learning how to brew beer so that I could stop screwing up batches. I really am not the A**hole that everyone thinks I am, I just wish people could understand that. So that being said, I am really gonna fall of the forum earth for a while so that I can stop abraisively irritating all of you.

Bob

 

[paulthenurse]

Sept 3 and the Sox have an 8 game lead. If they can hold that they'll be able to situate the rotation just the way the want it. Of course they will still probably only score one run when Lester pitches

 

[the_bird]

Jon Lester gets 5 runs a game in support - 12th best in the majors. John LACKEY's the one who's getting boned this year.

 

[paulthenurse]

Lackey. Lester. Whatever.

You're right. I screwed the pooch.

 

[the_bird]

Mo-Ron.

 

[paulthenurse]

Mo-Ron.

Duh. That surprises you somehow?

So the clothes dryer at Chez Nurse is tits up, and while I am perfectly willing, and currently am, going commando under dirty shorts and a smelly tee shirt, Mrs Nurse is not so inclined. So instead of being out on LSU getting outsmarted by animals with brains the size of bread crumbs I'm sitting in a laundromat waiting for her clothes to dry. And ya know what? It's not so bad... This place is loaded with MILFS. I mean its crawling with them

 

[Melana]

Duh. That surprises you somehow?

So the clothes dryer at Chez Nurse is tits up, and while I am perfectly willing, and currently am, going commando under dirty shorts and a smelly tee shirt, Mrs Nurse is not so inclined. So instead of being out on LSU getting outsmarted by animals with brains the size of bread crumbs I'm sitting in a laundromat waiting for her clothes to dry. And ya know what? It's not so bad... This place is loaded with MILFS. I mean its crawling with them

Can't you buy mrsthenurse a new dryer? Nothing says romance like a new clothes dryer. I know someone that can carry it around for you.