The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Thunder_Chicken]

All I want for vacation - I'll admit, I'm a simple man - all I want for vacation is to be left along for a week and a half. Just... leave me be. No one else in the house who needs attention, or attending to in any way, shape or form. Just, let me get some **** done and stay at work late if I need to, have a beer, make a beer, and get my eight million projects worked on. All I want is just peace and solitude, just some time to be carefree and productive.

A-****ing-men man. SWMBO leaves for California for 2 weeks at the end of the month, I cannot wait. 2 weeks of no bull****, drinking beer for breakfast, getting **** done around the house - priceless.

 

[day_trippr]

So how come nobody mentioned Peavy gets a bit psychotic when on the mound? Yikes!

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

So how come nobody mentioned Peavy gets a bit psychotic when on the mound? Yikes!

Cheers!

What happened? I was out on LSU.

 

[day_trippr]

A couple of innings into the game he started having animated conversations with himself. Think Fidrych, only way angry. Bulging neck veins angry. At one point I thought he might punch himself out.

Entertaining as heck though. And you can't argue with the results...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Great. Another Sox head case. Like we didn't just get rid of a bunch of them.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Jay,

I had a thought. When the_wife and the_kids come home from the lake why don't you head out here for a few days? We'll go fishing, drink beer and stand in street corners whistling at girls and smoking cigars.

Just a thought...
P

 

[the_bird]

Meh... not sure how well that would be received, taking off immediately after they return. Probably exactly like the proverbial turd in the punchbowl. Wife's going to be halfway to insane after spending even just a week with her mom.

You got a weekend in mind for Masstoberfest? I'm debating whether to get tickets for the FreshGrass festival, which is mid/late September sometime.

 

[day_trippr]

I hate Interleague Play. Passionately.

That is all. Remain calm and carry on...

Cheers!

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

What...The...****...you Southie punks gonna sit in the corner and let a Western Masser transpant to the south shore show you how to drink?...OK...fine...

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Are you punks in shock or what? Geez...jump up and down and your balls might drop.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh ya, I remember the first time I had a few beers and got a little tight. Good for you, lad. Hope you're not driving.

 

[paulthenurse]

Fresh Grass is Sept 20-23. Masstoberfest will be the following weekend , September 28.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Oh ya, I remember the first time I had a few beers and got a little tight. Good for you, lad. Hope you're not driving.

Oh, you're good little fella. I bet you practiced that in the mirror for a couple of weeks, right?

 

[DakotaRules]

Fresh Grass is Sept 20-23. Masstoberfest will be the following weekend , September 28.

Ill check dates and let you know.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Oh ya, I remember the first time I had a few beers and got a little tight. Good for you, lad. Hope you're not driving.

Oh yeah, I still want your avatar in a Chevy van in the backwoods of Maine, no rush.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Geez, you Pink Nation ******* must be in your moon phase. Be sure to get the super-absorbent maxipads at CVS, they might have a bulk rate discount this week.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

In an ancient archeological dig I found AWESOMENESS:



You Southie ******* can cry in the corner, we won't mind.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Damn, you punks make me sad. This will make it all better:

 

[bob1852]

Fresh Grass is Sept 20-23. Masstoberfest will be the following weekend , September 28.

Is it you or Cape's turn to deep fry a pig?

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Is it you or Cape's turn to deep fry a pig?

We can deep fry a pig. PaultheNurse woundn't know what to do with a pig except hand over his licence and registration and grab his ankles and assume the position.

 

[paulthenurse]

Damn, at least my drunken ravings are sorta funny and kinda on topic.

Who invited the Flatulent Fowl to our thread anyways? We've already got Rookie, isn't there a "One obnoxious retard per thread" limit?

 

[paulthenurse]

Is it you or Cape's turn to deep fry a pig?

The pig confit was a one time event.


Trust me, anyone who was there learned from "you know who's" mistakes and knows better than to repeat that disaster.

Hey AZ, you coming out this time?

 

[yeager1977]

I'd like to complain to an admin about KFC boy... But afraid the thread will be shut down.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey, you still in London? I haven't been by to give LeeAnne her present yet.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

thunder chicken is way more annoying than I could ever aspire to be.

 

[the_bird]

He's just a chicken ****er; can't you tell?

 

[the_bird]

We've already got Rookie, isn't there a "One obnoxious retard per thread" limit?

Psss. We're about ten or twelve-retard over the limit already.

 

[DakotaRules]

Psss. We're about ten or twelve-retard over the limit already.

+1
Agreed

 

[the_bird]

Oh, I forgot about you, Dakota. That makes thirteen.

 

[paulthenurse]

Do you ever wonder if there are other people out there, normal people, who follow this thread sort of like scientists gazing down into a Petri dish and wondering "What the fark IS that ooze?"

I know Shecky does a cameo here occasionally, and he's sane, moral and relatively well adjusted. Yooper too, even though she's not.