The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[yeager1977]

"All" is a strong word

Sorry I thought the sarcasm was implied

 

[day_trippr]

Cape's got a boat load of local & semi-local competition this Spring.

Some of these sound pretty tasty, too!

Cheers!

 

[bottlebomber]

Cape's got a boat load of local & semi-local competition this Spring.

Some of these sound pretty tasty, too!

Cheers!

It would only be competition if he were at their level.

 

[paulthenurse]

The saying goes that the two happiest days of a boat owners life are the day he buys it and the day he sells it. Today would've Happy Day #1.

I'm sitting in the cabin in the driveway just grinning from ear to ear. Might even break out a bottle of the U1 to celebrate.

She'll be christened "Lobster-Saw-Us" as soon as Al gets home

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow. Even for you that's a stupid name.

 

[the_bird]

Wow. Guess you can't mock Cape for blowing his life savings on a nanobrewery anymore.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whaaaaat????

Seriously??? You think that's a good name for a boat??

It's like something one of my kids would come up with. "Get it daddy?? Cuz the lobsters saw us when we were diving?? And it sounds like 'lobster sauce' ".

Then I would probably slap them for being so stupid.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uhhh. One other little thing... Uh Paulie... Have you actually stepped foot on that boat while it was... IN THE WATER?

I hear ya that you have all these grand plans to run a dive boat but that is a ton of equipment. I am just nervous about all of that equipment being on board when you step on. I can't imagine that thing not plummeting right below the water line.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha!!! Thats awesome!! I can absolutely imagine an empty-looking slip with just Paul standing, from the manboobs up, out of the water with a skipper's hat on and a sad, sad look on his face.... as dive tanks pop to the surface around him.

Gold.

 

[bottlebomber]

Bwahahaha! Dammit I'm glad I subscribed to this thread

 

[day_trippr]

Lobstahsaurus would be better.

But, seriously, from what I gather from your rabid fan base, you should pick a name that the Coast Guard will get on the first "Mayday!" broadcast...

Cheers!

 

[DakotaRules]

Lobstahsaurus would be better.

But, seriously, from what I gather from your rabid fan base, you should pick a name that the Coast Guard will get on the first "Mayday!" broadcast...

Cheers!

That's funny! Mayday Mayday help help!

 

[paulthenurse]

My "rabid" fan base needs to be treated as all rabid wild animals are treated.



With a .45 caliber hunk of lead.

 

[yeager1977]

Wow. Even for you that's a stupid name.

Kinda like "Bog Iron Brewing"

 

[yeager1977]

That's funny! Mayday Mayday help help!

That would only be when he steps on as cape said and It would be the boat saying it not ptn

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Arent boats supposed to be named after a woman, so I think a good name for your boat should be Yeager

 

[yeager1977]

I was thinking because of all of Paul's "biking" he should call it "Megasaurass"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ho....ly..... SHT!!!

Yeager posted something almost, kind of, sort of funny!!!

Someone write down the date and time!!

 

[paulthenurse]

It wasn't that funny.

 

[Cape Brewing]

.... for Yeager?

 

[the_bird]

Yeager's had a couple of funnies in the last few pages. He must be feeling frisky with the change in seasons.

 

[Melana]

Always. ;-(. In dc right now but heading home tomorrow night hopefully. Got a boy on the way in June. Yes it's mine. Yes I have been laid three times now.

Congrats!

 

[Melana]

This is what I have been working on in my minimal spare time while the wife is pregnant....

Nice!

 

[paulthenurse]

It's sperm build up. He managed to knock up herself last year during the fall rutting season and (as of the last time made me acutely uncomfortable with all of the details, or lack thereof) hasn't 'released the pressure valve' since.

 

[paulthenurse]

So I just walk out to my compost pile and poured out anyeast cake onto the top. All well and good until I get back into the house and find I've got a schmeer of dog suit on the bottom of my sneaked. I blow a gasket. Al tells me the ****** next door is tucking some new guy and he has a dog that he lets out the back door first thing in the morning. The f'ing dog is zhitting in my vegetble garden. Would I be outnofnline just shooting geither the dog, the bitch or the boyfriend du jour?

 

[bottlebomber]

So I just walk out to my compost pile and poured out anyeast cake onto the top. All well and good until I get back into the house and find I've got a schmeer of dog suit on the bottom of my sneaked. I blow a gasket. Al tells me the ****** next door is tucking some new guy and he has a dog that he lets out the back door first thing in the morning. The f'ing dog is zhitting in my vegetble garden. Would I be outnofnline just shooting geither the dog, the bitch or the boyfriend du jour?

Shoot the BF. What kind of n00b brings a dog to his bangs house, might as well bring your kid.

 

[paulthenurse]

The ****** ain't even hot. She's got ginormous tits but they're propped up by her big f'ing belly.


(I'll save you all the effort and say "Just like mine."

 

[yeager1977]

Posting at PTNs suggestion

So I have an all grain 20 gallon setup.




And I have been using 2 15 gallon fermenters I leave in the kitchen. As PTN will not disagree here, my wife complains about this. So I bought two of Capes 30 gallon plastic conicals and built a stand.




It has been made a bit more sturdy since this picture.

I added cpvc pipes to the bottom for drains along with a t reduced down to 1/2 inch with a ball valve and plastic quick disconnect




I then drilled a hole from my garage into my basement beer room which is coincidently just a wall away and inserted a piece of PVC (with removable cap for when in use) and run hose into it down to the fermenter from my chiller













So now I don't have to move a darn thing and can use conicals to secondary and to fill kegs right in the basement.

 

[paulthenurse]

Right about now Chris is sitting at home, checking the thread every five minutes in the hope that somebody will say "Wow Yeager! That's an unbelievably awesome set up. I wish I could be as cool as you and have an awesome set up like yours. But alas I'm not nearly as cool as you! Yeager you're the coolest brewer in the world."



Who wants to be first?

 

[the_bird]

It's got to be nice, though, to have more brewing capacity than a "professional" outfit like Bog Water.