The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[DakotaRules]

I figured that was a given.

Hey Mike, did you sign up for the ride yet?

I didn't yet, I may be doing a different ride, for pancreatic cancer. Hit home on this one. I haven't decided anything yet. I've been slacking on training too.

 

[paulthenurse]

WHAT?????? You haven't been out riding in the snow????? What a pant-load you are.

I HOPE to get my first ride of the year in this weekend. How much does that suck? I had 200+ miles logged in March last year.

 

[DakotaRules]

WHAT?????? You haven't been out riding in the snow????? What a pant-load you are.

I HOPE to get my first ride of the year in this weekend. How much does that suck? I had 200+ miles logged in March last year.

I have my trainer set up in the basement.

 

[yeager1977]

I have my trainer set up in the basement.

"Bring out the gimp."

 

[DakotaRules]

"Bring out the gimp."

I knew I shouldn't have unchained you today!

 

[yeager1977]

I knew I shouldn't have unchained you today!

Nice. Very nice.

 

[DakotaRules]

Nice. Very nice.

How things been? You staying busy?

 

[DakotaRules]

I guess I'm being to nice for this thread.


You suck. You suck and die.

 

[yeager1977]

How things been? You staying busy?

Always. ;-(. In dc right now but heading home tomorrow night hopefully. Got a boy on the way in June. Yes it's mine. Yes I have been laid three times now.

 

[yeager1977]

I guess I'm being to nice for this thread.

You suck. You suck and die.

That's better.

 

[DakotaRules]

Always. ;-(. In dc right now but heading home tomorrow night hopefully. Got a boy on the way in June. Yes it's mine. Yes I have been laid three times now.

Congrats! Mine is due May 15! Boy also.

 

[yeager1977]

Don't get ptn started.... We do live in mass. And DOMA is in the Supreme Court.......

 

[DakotaRules]

Don't get ptn started.... We do live in mass. And DOMA is in the Supreme Court.......

Paul's too busy playing with drunks, drug addicts. or trying to find a doctor to repair his ass after this summers bike ride.

 

[yeager1977]

Paul's too busy playing with drunks, drug addicts. or trying to find a doctor to repair his ass after this summers bike ride.

Is that what he calls it these days?

 

[DakotaRules]

Is that what he calls it these days?

He has many names and reasons why his ass is always soar, biking has been his latest excuse.

 

[yeager1977]

He has many names and reasons why his ass is always soar, biking has been his latest excuse.

Ahhhh. Now I understand. His shed is for his bike now then? He now has control of the gimp there?

 

[yeager1977]

This is what I have been working on in my minimal spare time while the wife is pregnant....

 

[DakotaRules]

This is what I have been working on in my minimal spare time while the wife is pregnant....

That looks great! I doubt I'll have anything that nice for a long time.

 

[yeager1977]

The bar was 12 years old and built with only hand tools. It needed updating. I now have the proper tools and skill to do it right. Plus my wife was nesting and made me buy a new tv stand new leather ottoman and a shelf for kids toys. The bar didn't match that stuff so of course she "made" me update it. It looks really good with her other decorations. So I can't be upset with her. Though her first thought was to get rid of the bar. That was not an option....,

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya! Right!


Are you SERIOUSLY trying to tell us you said "No!" to Her Most Imperial LeeAnne-ness?

Sure you did, Chris. Sure you did.

That's rich.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Meh. I've seen better

 

[yeager1977]

Meh. I've seen better

You sir, are an a$$hole.

 

[yeager1977]

Meh. I've seen better

And I have had much better beer than bogwater.

 

[the_bird]

You sir, are an a$$hole.

^^^ Relevant fact.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh, real mature

 

[paulthenurse]

Anyone else notice that he skipped right over getting called out on saying no to the wife?

 

[yeager1977]

Anyone else notice that he skipped right over getting called out on saying no to the wife?

Pointless.....

 

[paulthenurse]

At the Registry to get my plates for the boat trailer. My first time back here since I had that little incident with the lady and my ticket. I'm VERY nervous. As l'm leaving to come here Alice calls to tell me to try to keep my hands to myself this time.

Thanks Al.

 

[yeager1977]

We are all waiting upon the latest version of "She walks in the willows with pandas"

 

[Cape Brewing]

"All" is a strong word