The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

You go to Hell Az!! You go to hell and you die!!!

Boston Business Journal and Boston Dig both asked for interviews.

Thats funny

 

[bluemoose]

Didn't they also ask for an interview with PTN about the dangers of pink salt?

 

[paulthenurse]

They really wanted to know where they could get some Kaiser malt. I wouldn't tell. I got Cape's back.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Kaiser malt... I love that. It still cracks me up. Wasn't it also something like 6 pounds of nutmeg??

I can't believer Yopper blew that for us... that was solid gold.

 

[paulthenurse]

Solid gold.


That's funny. Those are the EXACT words Yoop used to describe the U1 this past summer.


Well, I suppose if you can't brew a 'Solid Gold' beer like some other people do then you can amuse yourself with creating a mythicalingredient that gets the n00bs all hot and bothered. It's your way of putting your own spin on things.

 

[paulthenurse]

Two and a half hours in and so far all I've managed to get down on paper is a title page and an abstract. Still, thats not bad, since it takes me two f'ing hours just to set up the paper by APA guidelines.

If I can manage to get down two pages an hour from here on I can be drinking beer by five.

 

[yeager1977]

Too bad you can't get your lager to ferment. For a pro brewer making solid gold beer that's pretty poor

 

[Cape Brewing]

Which lager is that again?

 

[yeager1977]

Paul's. the one he made last week and can't get to ferment. Wasnt talking about you cape

 

[bluemoose]

Paul's. the one he made last week and can't get to ferment. Wasnt talking about you cape

Bud light clone? Sweeeeeeeet!

 

[paulthenurse]

With lime!

 

[the_bird]

^^^ Save your lyme for those hookers you've got buried under the shed.

 

[paulthenurse]

Shhhhhhh

 

[Cape Brewing]

http://digboston.com/taste/2013/03/review-brews-beer-of-the-week-bog-iron-stinger-ipa/

don't worry... I'm not gonna keep this up much longer... I just thought this was cool.

... a beer we put our own spin on!!

 

[yeager1977]

Yeah when they mention they wanted brewers they liked, notice they only mention Matt and not you....

 

[Cape Brewing]

I havent met them yet

 

[bob1852]

http://digboston.com/taste/2013/03/review-brews-beer-of-the-week-bog-iron-stinger-ipa/

don't worry... I'm not gonna keep this up much longer... I just thought this was cool.

... a beer we put our own spin on!!

Brilliant!!!!!! An IPA with.......





















.............wait for it................




























lottsa hops!!!!! Brilliant, just brilliant!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

Shouldn't you be sharing that with someone who might possibly give a good sh!t?

Like your Mom?

 

[day_trippr]

"In the end, I think we’re just trying to make beers that people like to drink, because honestly, are we really trying to do much more than exactly that?"

Someone got caught in a loop right there...

Cheers!

 

[the_bird]

I notice they didn't actually review the beer. That was kind of them.

I'm not sure sure about "honey ales," in general. Seems a little... effeminate to me. Almost like a blueberry ale.

 

[bob1852]

Admit it Cape - you got the idea for adding honey when you were golfing with Obama...

 

[paulthenurse]

Admit it Cape - you got the idea for adding honey when you were golfing with Obama...

Priceless. Farkin' priceless!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Laugh it up b!tches but I just got home from a very successful Boston Beer Week event in which my beer was featured. What did you fcktards do tonight??

And don't gimme any a' your bullsht "ooo I saved lives" bllsht Paul. No one is impressed.

 

[bob1852]

I labeled and packaged what's soon to be several gold medal beers for NHC.

I can get the same recognition without blowing my retirement on a nano project.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Admit it Cape - you got the idea for adding honey when you were golfing with Obama...

Actually no... I had the idea when I had your mom bent over my couch. Trust me. Dat btch coulda used some honey. Let's just say "the well may have run dry". Dammmmmn. I'm gonna be chafed for a week.

 

[bob1852]

Actually no... I had the idea when I had your mom bent over my couch. Trust me. Dat btch coulda used some honey. Let's just say "the well may have run dry". Dammmmmn. I'm gonna be chafed for a week.

How moto of you.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I labeled and packaged what's soon to be several gold medal beers for NHC.

I can get the same recognition without blowing my retirement on a nano project.

You get zero revognition. And you have zero chance of winning anything at the NHC. You win gold and yeager will blow you. How's that for a bet?

 

[Cape Brewing]

How moto of you.

Boooooooo.

C'mon!! I get nuthin for creativity there?? Moto aint comin up with that sht!

You're just acting all Hoppy now.

(I like it. I'm gonna go with it as much as possible)

 

[bob1852]

Boooooooo.

C'mon!! I get nuthin for creativity there?? Moto aint comin up with that sht!

You're just acting all Hoppy now.

(I like it. I'm gonna go with it as much as possible)

Dammit.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL.

Goin ta bed. My head feels funny.

G'night.

Enjoy the late night antics of PTN