The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[the_bird]

... but if it tastes like friggin' swamp water (or Oxiclean), I'm going to let you know.

 

[paulthenurse]

And slowly, like leaves blown into drifts by the autumn winds, the RSVP regrets start to pile up.

 

[bob1852]

... but if it tastes like friggin' swamp water (or Oxiclean), I'm going to let you know.

Which tried and true style gets that little twist to become swamp water?

 

[paulthenurse]

It's not a twist, it's a spin.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I hate all of you

 

[paulthenurse]

Of course you do.

 

[bob1852]

Bog Iron brewery owner hates his peers, customers, and fellow craft brewers

.

 

[yeager1977]

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Fox?really? Not norton public access?

 

[bob1852]

Fox?really? Not norton public access?

They're too busy covering the blueberry festival.

 

[yeager1977]

They're too busy covering the blueberry festival.

Really? I thought this thread's existence was to make fun of Cape..... Ask him what flavor is in the back room of bog crap brewing....

 

[bob1852]

Really? I thought this thread's existence was to make fun of Cape..... Ask him what flavor is in the back room of bog crap brewing....

I thought that was the football thread?

 

[paulthenurse]

Jeezuz, look who crawled out from under a rock. I always get a kick out of Yeager showing up, acting like he's some sort of bad ass. You've clearly been at the blueberry beer tonight, your typing is slurred and you're acting like a tough guy. If I didn't know better I might start to think that you got it wet earlier. Oh wait, I get it. You're out of town, aren't you? Her Most Imperial Lee Ann-ness can't grind you under her thumb if you are in Ohio. Good for you. Lemme guess, you had THREE blueberry beers tonight, right?

Hey, does March 2 or 16 work for you for the U5? 3/2 is my birthday so that might not work, I don't know if Al wants to do anything. My weekends are pretty tight between work and school but those days might work. I'll have the shed finished by then, we can do it at my place so you can actually breathe over the course of the day.

 

[the_bird]

March 2nd is OUT for me, as it turns out.

 

[Cape Brewing]

.... and with the steadfast consistancy of the day's setting sun, one by one the "uh, no thanks. Pass" responses trickle in on Pauly's little brew day.

 

[paulthenurse]

Now you're stooping to plagiarism?



So sad!

 

[paulthenurse]

Yo Cape...

I don't remember you swearing nearly so much when you were brewing Ass Beer on the Brewstrocity. What happened? You go pro and turned into a longshoremen! WTF? I got home yesterday and almost felt the need to call Father Brian for a 'Blessing of the Ears."

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... I was frustrated.

Everything is so tight in that tiny little space and gets claustrophobic and then when sht goes sideways a bit, it goes over poorly.

 

[bob1852]

I love Cape's "I turned pro" thread which is basically "don't do this and here's why..."

Followed by dozens of n00bs saying "whoa, I'm totally gonna do this, thanks! Now, do you use liquid malt or dry malt?"

Ah yes, these optimistic homebrewers are an interesting bunch.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL... Thats kinda why I did it... Every other day there is a "I'm gonna sell me beer!!!" Thread and while it certainly doesn't remotely make those folks stupid or bad or anything, they just have no concept of what is actually required.

If people's basic question is "how much would it cost me to have MY beer in a bar... The answer is "a fckton more than you think".

 

[bob1852]

LOL... Thats kinda why I did it... Every other day there is a "I'm gonna sell me beer!!!" Thread and while it certainly doesn't remotely make those folks stupid or bad or anything, they just have no concept of what is actually required.

If people's basic question is "how much would it cost me to have MY beer in a bar... The answer is "a fckton more than you think".

Ha. Be honest, it was the "they're about to change to self distribution; I can has sell my homebrew!" thread that forced you to act, right?

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Nodding in 100% agreement).

 

[the_bird]

You should kick it Revvy-style and copy/paste your answer in that thread every time someone asks the question.

 

[bob1852]

You should kick it Revvy-style and copy/paste your answer in that thread every time someone asks the question.

Including ALL CAPS, bold text, and links where appropriate.

 

[paulthenurse]

Cape... King of the N00bs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

PTN.... King of .... (Sweet Lord!!! Brain... Over... Loading!!)

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Im thinking Ray Lewis threatened bloody murdur to the refs if they didnt make it happen in his favor

 

[nhwrecker]

I was so looking forward to the superbowl for two reasons -
1. to see Baltimore lose, which would lead to
2. never having to see Ray Lewis again, nor that stupid-ass pre-game dance that he does.

I heard on the radio today that he's already got a gig lined up at ESPN for next season.

As much as I hated him on the field, I'm sure I can hate him so much more when he's blabbing with a suit and a tie on behind a desk, next to some other nitwit, like Shannon Sharp.........

Maybe that deer antler crap he has in his system will morph into something more toxic and give him a blood clot, or something. I'd say brain hemorrhage, but he'd need a brain for that to kill....

 

[j1laskey]

ESPN has been struggling lately with ratings. I am sure bringing in Ray Lewis will help them improve their numbers, if you like murderers.

 

[day_trippr]

So according to the Fox weather dude, we're all gonna die this weekend.

Which means there's gonna be mass insanity at the food stores tomorrow.

Cheers, Buckle Up, and Good Luck!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cant wait. Picking up some bellies today for the few weeks we're apparently gonna be snowed in.

Just a side note... I love big storms like this (as long as there is no damage). My sons are 5 1/2 and 7 and they're gonna lose their minds in two feet of snow.

I'm totally gonna build a snow fort.... and am totally gonna run a couple taps in it.