The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

My shed is breathing a sigh of relief.

Why? did you swear you weren't going to stand on it or even lean against it?

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey, I stood on the roof carrying a bundle of asphalt shingle on my shoulder and didn't punch through like a finger through wet toilet paper. That shed is like me, solid as a rock.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey, I stood on the roof carrying a bundle of asphalt shingle on my shoulder and didn't punch through like a finger through wet toilet paper. That shed is like me, solid as a rock.

LOL!!!!! Now THAT is a hilarious image...

Al comes home, hears some muffled yelling, pokes her head into the shed, looks up and just sees Paul's munchkin legs poking down from the roof kicking like a mad man. "CALL THE FIRE DEPT!!! GET THE JAWS OF LIFE!!!"

I would take out a second mortgage to get video of that.

 

[the_bird]

Hey Paulie - this makes your shed project look like a little friggin' doghouse.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Hey Paulie - this makes your shed project look like a little friggin' doghouse.

ya, and from the looks of this he just about broke his neck

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm at a competitive disadvantage when it comes to any sort of photo thread throw down with Jester. My subject would cut my nuts off if I posted pics of the joists and rafters.

 

[Cape Brewing]

On a completely self-serving and unrelated note.... we think we're going to push back the Kinsale release pahty a week (Frank and Matt's preference) more to come on that shortly... I am heading over there in about 20 minutes for one or six and talk to them about it.

I think we settled on a "local release party" date... Feb 20th at Trinity in Norton. I was hoping for sooner... that's REALLY far away but that's the soonest they could do it unfortunately.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Done

Kinsale (Boston): 7:00pm, Sat Feb 16th

Trinity (Norton): 7:00pm, Weds Feb 20th

 

[paulthenurse]

As a matter of practicality and public safety, Kinsale is a two minute walk from the Government Center MBTA stop. Norton is the arsehole end of nowhere. If you plan on coming and choking down a couple pints of Bog Water you might bear that in mind .

Of course, you have a built in excuse to bolt early at Trinity. "Gee I'd LOVE to have another pint of this wicked pissa beer but I'm driving. Gotta run! "

 

[the_bird]

Usually I wouldn't quibble over a spelling error, but from Facebook:

Please join Matt,Brian, Frank and their Wives our release party.
Come join us for a dink to celebrate our first release from the Bog.
The first four SSBC members through the door at each event get... FREE OF CHARGE... One picture taken on Brian's iPhone of you standing with either Frank... OR Matt... OR all Three!! Don't miss this priceless opportunity!

What the hell kind of bar IS this?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

just the kind that you would fit right in

 

[bob1852]

Usually I wouldn't quibble over a spelling error, but from Facebook:



What the hell kind of bar IS this?

We all know Brian is a dink...

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Never mind... I'm confused...

 

[nhwrecker]

Had a couple of glasses of an interesting beer over the weekend from Chicago. Goose Island Bourbon County Stout. Had them at a wine bar in Nashua Napa East), from what was reported to be one of only two 5 gallon kegs in NH. The beer gets a 100 from Beer Advocate, and other sites. It was 14%, but didn't have a huge alcohol after-taste. Had one 10 oz glass on Friday, and a second late Sat. night. They still had about 1/2 a keg late Sat, so I'm sure it will last until next weekend, in case anyone is passing through southern NH

 

[paulthenurse]

Why in the world would anyone willingly go to southern NH?


Ok, you do need to drive through there to get to the Whites, Maine or Vermont to ski, but other than that I can't come up with a reason.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dump a dead hooker body??

 

[nhwrecker]

Dump a dead hooker body??

Be easier and quicker to just put it in PTN's shed.....

 

[paulthenurse]

There's no room, I've got four or five in there already. Sheet, when things warm up I'm gonna be doing some heavy duty sour fermentations out there. Like it or not.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Welp... it was just a matter of time before we hit our first real difficulty at the Bog...

We have tried to source it from EVERYWHERE we can think of and no matter who we call... we can't find ANY Kaiser malt.


(pfft)

 

[bluemoose]

Good bars near Boston St.?

 

[the_bird]

^^^ I'd start with the 99.9999999% of the bars that won't be selling Bog Iron.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh, real mature

 

[the_bird]

C'mom. It's a relevant fact and you know it.

 

[DakotaRules]

^^^ I'd start with the 99.9999999% of the bars that won't be selling Bog Iron.

Ha!

 

[paulthenurse]

^^^ I'd start with the 99.9999999% of the bars that won't be selling Bog Iron.

That's some funny sh!t right there.


Even if he did round off a few dozen decimal places.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oddly enough, Kinsale at Government Center has a really good selection. At least as of now. I understand they will be showcasing a new start up brewery in the near future. Thats probably the business decision equivelant of going out with an ugly girl. Maybe she has a nice personality. Or she can sucked a golf ball through a garden hose.

So Brian… how DID you talk them into pouring the Bog Water?

 

[the_bird]

At the very least, it'll make all the other beers taste so much better by comparison.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oddly enough, Kinsale at Government Center has a really good selection. At least as of now. I understand they will be showcasing a new start up brewery in the near future. Thats probably the business decision equivelant of going out with an ugly girl. Maybe she has a nice personality. Or she can sucked a golf ball through a garden hose.

So Brian… how DID you talk them into pouring the Bog Water?

I let them try it... And they told us we could have a dedicated line there as long as we wanted it.

(Both middle fingers currently up)

 

[paulthenurse]

(Both middle fingers currently up)

Your nose, your arse or both?

 

[the_bird]

Hey, just to stop the ****-talk for a minute.. congrats, Cape. Sincerely. Very cool that you're getting the nano up off the ground. I can't make it down to the parties, the mid-week one is obviously out and the one that's in Boston, that's just a crazy weekend, I can't get away. Definitely looking forward to having a pint, hopefully whenever the U5 brew session happens.