The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

I guess I own that one. My bad.

 

[nhwrecker]

and of course, if there's never any new ammo or victims, then the entire thread once again would boil down to PTN et al picking on Bog iron. Oh, wait, that's where it was before.....Doh.

and yeah, it did take a few days to get that funky taste out of my mouth after the Christmas party -
(cue more jokes......)

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pauly... it was Duchess

(shaking my head in disgust)

 

[paulthenurse]

Are you f'ing kidding me? He bad mouthed the Duchess? He s not worthy of her to begin with. Who was the fool who wasted the Duchess on Mort? I think we should talk to Steve about refunding his dues and kicking him out. What a d-bag.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I need a new avatar

 

[yeager1977]

Nah, see, I don't see the actual website on the first few pages when I Google "Bog Iron Brewing". It autofills "Big Iron Brewing" when you start typing, but Google doesn't bring up www.bogironbrewing.com as a search result (not that it's all that hard to guess the website, or find it on the Yelp! page).

In fact, this website appears well before yours in the actual listings.

http://bogironbrewers.com/

Personally, I think you should go with that one.

Hence my point. I tried taking screenshots at work but didn't have time.

 

[yeager1977]

Also may want to register your site with google analytics

 

[paulthenurse]

I need a new avatar

You should use 'The Bog' logo. Seriously! It's wicked cool. Every time I see it I think "Man, would I love to have an icy cold Bog Water right now." My saliva glands start working and I start getting an urge to chug a Boggy.

Your sales would shoot through the roof if you could get that super wicked pissa logo of yours a little more face time. Everybody will want one.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Per usual your jealousy is palpable

 

[j1laskey]

Is anyone going to one of the Friends and Family opening nights for the new Harpoon beer hall?

 

[paulthenurse]

Details?

 

[David2mayes]

We'll give you a 30 day free trial and then the membership will vote.

 

[paulthenurse]

Huh?

 

[paulthenurse]

So Yeager and I are in the VERY early talking stages of planning the U5. We have agreed on the causes of our two most recent stuck ferments, we didn't oxygenate enough at the beginning and in the early stages and that did us in.

At least that's going to be our story and we're sticking with it.

Scheduling this is going to be a nightmare but we'll figure it out.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

so what your saying is, 2016?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Like it matters when it happens. They havent made a good one in years.

Hey Paul. You know how the first one came out awesome? You should keep taking exactly what you did that time.... and change it dramatically again. I think you theory of "i am going to radically change the methods and I should get the same beer" is solid and is going to pay off big time one of these years.

 

[j1laskey]

Details?

Here's a link with some info. The hall opens on February 01 2013. The week of January 27-31 they are having 50 winners of a lottery plus a guest (two sessions) each night for a tour of the new hall. They are even spotting the beer. My wife and I are going on the 28th first session.

This article does not mention that they will have 20 taps, with some being "brewery only".


http://www.boston.com/business/news...-waterfront/FCPTtpDuUGptj5CwEzzWmI/story.html

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Are you saying don't put a spin on a tried and true U# recipe?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Are you saying don't put a spin on a tried and true U# recipe?

No, see... that's different.

Pauly put his own spin on Sam Adam's Utopias... and it came out awesome, actually better than the original.

THEN... he decided, "Cool... I really nailed that recipe... now I'm gonna completely fck it by dramatically changing methods each time just for shts and giggles"... and hasn't made a good one since.

... so he DID put his own spin.. and that worked out... he's just refusing to just make it the same way he did the first time and fcks it up each time because of it. And poor yeager just sits there each time nodding, "gee, ok Paul... we'll do it your way"

 

[the_bird]

That's the curse of Paulie; he made an absolutely wonderful beer once, and never will again. It's almost poetic; is it better to have made that beer once and forever be struggling to replicate it, or to have never made a beer worth a damn to begin with?

 

[paulthenurse]

Fixed that for ya...

That's a perfect analogy of the relationship between Paulie and Cape... is it better to have made that beer once and forever be struggling to replicate it, or to have never made a beer worth a damn to begin with?

I know which side of that argument I'm comfortable with.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Figures. I always knew PTN was a fckin FTF.

 

[paulthenurse]

Whatever. I'm going to bed. Tough night at work. Two guys shot and a dude hacked by a machete. All walking home from choir practice at 3 am, minding their own business when 'some dudes' f'ed them up.

Do you think that the only ID between the three of them was a Department of Corrections Inmate ID means anything?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cooooool machete hackings are sweeeeet

 

[paulthenurse]

I'll go just for the steak and cheese subs at Pats.


And yes, I do know what he was really asking. I'm sweet talking SWMBO now.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I am most definitely going, I love cheese steaks

 

[nhwrecker]

My wife and I are going on the 28th first session.

This article does not mention that they will have 20 taps, with some being "brewery only".

Hey Paulie,
where did you sign up for the tix? I can't seem to find a link for that - even on the Harpoon site...

 

[paulthenurse]

Use the Force, young Jedi.



(Look a little f'ing harder Or better. Or channel your inner Revbag and Use the Search.)

 

[paulthenurse]

Woke up an hour ago to wait for the Geek Squad guy to arrive. It's 3;30 AM in my world. He just called, waiting in JP for some late homeowner to arrive home. Fark me,

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's like you TRY to find the least interesting thing you can possibly say before you post things.