The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[barneygumble]

I just complete a triathalon too. I drank a corney of beer, ate 5# of nacho's and spent the day on the toilet. Does that count?

 

[barneygumble]

I miss getting the crabs. Every year just about this time, I'd start getting them. It wouldn't stop until spring. I'm getting that old familiar itch.

 

[barneygumble]

Woah. This really sux
http://www.unionleader.com/article/20120817/NEWS03/120819709

 

[bluemoose]

More than likely a cranky neighbor that doesn't like the noise and traffic. Sad really. I used to go to that, it was pretty impressive.

 

[paulthenurse]

It was Cape. He heard that the event was bigger than his Norton Invitation Man Boy Love Festival and that drove him off the edge.

Maybe I'll send him a cake in prison with a really dull file baked inside.

 

[paulthenurse]

I miss getting the crabs. Every year just about this time, I'd start getting them. It wouldn't stop until spring. I'm getting that old familiar itch.

I love that. Not sure what I like best, catching them or munching on them. Nothing like the taste of hot, spicy crab!

 

[paulthenurse]

So how big a Patriots yahoo should I be at Wembly Stadium in October? I'm thinking "Would it be too much to go as Pat Patriot or would that be over the top?"

Or should I just wear my PTN nurses bikini?

 

[barneygumble]

So how big a Patriots yahoo should I be at Wembly Stadium in October? I'm thinking "Would it be too much to go as Pat Patriot or would that be over the top?"

Or should I just wear my PTN nurses bikini?

In the name of all that is good, and kind, and sane in the world, go as Pat Patriot.

So I guess its inevitable you will be in the PTN bikini.

Tell gomezcat I said hi.

 

[DakotaRules]

The trip sounds awesome! You in a bikini, I just threw up on my wife.

 

[day_trippr]

[...] You in a bikini, I just threw up on my wife.

Hilarious. And eminently quotable...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

The trip sounds awesome! You in a bikini, I just threw up on my wife.

That's what I was going for.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Go red white and blue " Pats thong" with "GO" written on one cheek and "PATS" on the other..... Maybe some fireworks coming off the words in gold glitter or something.

 

[paulthenurse]

No matter how many times you ask I am NOT going to let you be the one who applies my glitter. That's even too weird for me!

 

[the_bird]

Go red white and blue " Pats thong" with "GO" written on one cheek and "PATS" on the other..... Maybe some fireworks coming off the words in gold glitter or something.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, don't do that. That looks like it would hurt.

 

[barneygumble]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAnkqQFaRw4&feature=related

Darwin Award winners here. Dont do that. Oh wait. Its PTN in London. Nevermind, have at it!

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Hilarious. And eminently quotable...

Cheers!

Done...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey Paulie,

I know it's a personal question but what size is your mega mash tun? I remember you posted schematics or something like that but couldn't find it.

 

[the_bird]

Blockbuster: red Sox, Dodgers working on deal that would send AGon, Crawford, Beckett and Punto to LA. Hurdles remain, but closing in

https://twitter.com/GordonEdes/status/239110628877422592

Apparently the Dodgers have put waiver claims oin both Beckett and Gonzo. Sox could just let Beckett go! He could be gone! Now!

If they freakin' trade Gonzo, Crawford, AND unload Beckett? Wow... I mean, talk about starting over (especially when Ortiz leaves this winter). Seems like a lot of talent to lose, but the only one who's contributed at all is Gonzo.

EDIT: Man, Dice-K will be gone next year, too. If they could manage to somehow unload Lackey, the team might *almost* be watchable again!

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Paulie,

I know it's a personal question but what size is your mega mash tun? I remember you posted schematics or something like that but couldn't find it.

My wife says it's "Yipee Ki Yay!" big.


Or about 60 gallons.

 

[paulthenurse]

If that happens Magic Johnson might be as popular as Larry Bird in this town.


Yes, I know what I just wrote.

 

[DakotaRules]

Ortiz has been worthless for years…go bird…

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Cape,

I hope you're working around the clock this weekend for the back to school crowd.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If we can ever get $&)--&:$/!:&'in open! It's so aggravating. We are basically just waiting for our exhaust hood to be hung. Should be a non-issue right?? Six effin weeks we've been trying to get it hung.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I can't stand dealing with small time contractors for my house. Add local govt into it? Ughhh... I know someone that opened a bar down near Causeway in Boston. Shadiest transaction I've ever heard...... Not that I know anything.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm sure...


What adds to the aggravation is that we are pretty confident that we have two accounts (Kinsale in Boston and the BBC in Walpole) that, between just those two, would take up every keg we could sell and try are just sitting waiting for us to deliver I've we are open.

It makes me want to kill someone.

 

[day_trippr]

[...]
What adds to the aggravation is that we are pretty confident that we have two accounts (Kinsale in Boston and the BBC in Walpole) that, between just those two, would take up every keg we could sell and try are just sitting waiting for us to deliver I've we are open.

Wow. Did Auto-correct do all that?

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus. I must have been all sorts a druk or something. Wow.

 

[paulthenurse]

Drunk? You? Not a chance!

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey, I've had a bunch of people up my ass (Hello Bird!) about the date for Masstoberfest. I haven't been able to pin it down because of a combination of work, school and travel issues. I will have a firm date by the end of the coming week. Promise.