The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[DakotaRules]

And not just a six pack, but a whole freekin case...

I'm serious he should put it in a keg and serve it!

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, I think it is more around finally tapping 100+ gallons of a Consecretion clone and finding out that it is horrible and unsalvagable.

 

[DakotaRules]

No, I think it is more around finally tapping 100+ gallons of a Consecretion clone and finding out that it is horrible and unsalvagable.

Really?!? I hope this is a horrible joke.

 

[paulthenurse]

That would make me very shagrined. Very shagrined indeed.





But at least we would all have the great memories of the fun day we all spent together brewing it.

(Did the sarcasm that was suppose to be dripping off that last sentence come through in print or does sarcasm need to be heard?)

 

[Cape Brewing]

Start being shagrined.

 

[DakotaRules]

That sucks, it really does.

 

[Cape Brewing]

On the bright side we could probably make about 100 gallons of awesome BBQ sauce

 

[bluemoose]

Or 1000 beer breads

 

[paulthenurse]

What happened? What's it taste like?

 

[barneygumble]

On the bright side we could probably make about 100 gallons of awesome BBQ sauce

Introduce aceto to it and make malt vinegar? That stuff is expensive to purchase in the stores.

 

[bob1852]

What happened? What's it taste like?

40% ABV barley brandy?

 

[paulthenurse]

AZ raining down three pointers from outside state lines!

 

[Cape Brewing]

What happened? What's it taste like?

It got crazy oxidized. But tastes like insanely shtty sherry. It's terrible. Ain't fixin oxidation.

 

[barneygumble]

OK joking aside, that sux. 100 gallons really sux.

 

[the_bird]

I'm sure it's not the last multi-barrel batch of beer that Cape's going to **** up. The ones you **** up at the nano, please don't try to sell those, m'kay?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No different than any other brew day really... Was just a couple more of us here. We'll all pull through.

We gots ta git brewin again soon though. Fill those barrels back up with non-suckage

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Just multiply by 20:

http://www.beertools.com/html/recipe.php?view=1258

 

[DakotaRules]

Just multiply by 20:

http://www.beertools.com/html/recipe.php?view=1258

I ota punch you! This wasn't just Capes batch, there were multiple parties involved! I would slap ya just for thinking about a light lager in a barrel.

 

[punkrockdave]

How bout them Sox, now that is more buffering than 12 ounces of hops in one 5 gallon batch.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Top of the recipe says MGD. I wouldn't bust balls on the Consecration.

In other sports related news I think the Pat's Addai pickup will be a good one. Yes he did blow the last two years on a horrible team but we need a running game and he might be one of those underutilized players due to his position. He just needs some passing distration which he use to have years ago. I think a lot of his injuries were from the pressure of the team free falling (not sox free falling but Manningless free falling)


Sent from my Iphone on the first tee with Josh Beckett.

 

[the_bird]

I think they hope is that Addai ends up being cut in camp, because that means that they believe the two kids are ready to handle the load.

If he's healthy, though, Addai's a good player. Pretty good runner, pretty hard-nosed. Good receiver, good blocker. Again, when healthy, he's shown that he can be a three-down lead back.

But, he was signed (I believe) mostly as insurance, in case the kids aren't ready or can't hold onto the ball.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I think he had Lawrence Maroney-itis. Didn't he complain about neck issues and was scared about running north-south? I think Indy was trying to force him to do things he wasn't comfortable doing. I think he stays because he's also a pretty good receiver.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Any predictions on Beckett's golf buddy tonight? Hate listening to sports radio. I completely forgot the reason why he missed the end of last season was because of fractured vertebrae. If I had that kind money I'd be strapped up to electrical stim treatment and away from golf for a bit. His last outing wasn't good. May have to load up the cart for a good old witch burning.

 

[the_bird]

5 2/3 innings, five runs allowed on nine hits and four walks. And we'll talk about how much better he pitched than he has all season.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Question is: Does he improve to 4-1?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'll be surprised if he gets that many more starts on the team...

 

[paulthenurse]

He'll be gone by Memorial Day,

 

[DakotaRules]

Casters didn't come in this weekend, will have to finish the stand during the week.

Did add all the extra bracing you guys recommended. Got the bracing for the water filter.

Got the electrical started and just about done.

Didn't start plumbing the gas, due to cost of parts and wasn't sure of the correct gas lines to use. Had all the piping but the yellow hose had safety switches built in. Anyone use the yellow hose? Should I use 3/8" gas log or 1/2" furnace lines?

 

[paulthenurse]

Spent the weekend in NYC for SWMBO's

 

[paulthenurse]

Birthday.

Ground Zero memorial is incredibly moving.

Broadway is (as always) the essence of what makes this country wonderful and weirded at the same time. Taking a rickshaw from Time Square to the Empire State Building was so cool . (Faster, you Afghani barstid!!!! Peddle faster!!!!)