The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[barneygumble]

Lacto isn't yeast

Yes. I said it was a bacteria.

I really don't know the composition of female yeast extract strains. But they call them yeast...and it causes a fishy smell.

*sigh*

I wont try so hard for the one liner next time.

edit: On a related thought. If female "yeast" is really lacto bacteria, can I use monostat or vagisil to clean and sanitize my equipment after brewing a sour?

 

[bob1852]

So, that gives you anywhere from 14 to 90 days to think of a better name.

Zing!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Zing!

Nah... I've gone on record several times saying I hate the name (still hate it). I got out-voted.

 

[paulthenurse]

Funniest movie scene ever was a Farley Brothers movie with Jim Carey playing a schizophrenic cop shopping in a grocery store. Some lady walks up to the register with some Vagisil without a price tag and Carey gets on the intercom and calls for a "Price check on Vagisil , I need a price check on Vagisil. Somebody's bakin' bread and it smells lime sourdough!"

I was with my daughters about ten years ago when I saw that and I laughed do hard and was so totally horrified at the same time.

Fortunately, they're used to me.

 

[paulthenurse]

"Bog Iron Brews... You used to have to travel to San Francisco to find full flavor like this."

 

[paulthenurse]

B's win!

 

[shecky]

I suddenly love Chris Kelly.

 

[bob1852]

I suddenly love Chris Kelly.

Hi, who the feck are you?

 

[shecky]

Hi, who the feck are you?

A native Masshole who has posted less in here than you.

And you're going to Hadley? Hell, that's only borderline Massachusetts. They have cows there, so at least you'll feel at home.

 

[bob1852]

And you're going to Hadley?

More than likely...

 

[barneygumble]

Thomas played great. Made some monster saves in the third. He's been hit or miss a bit this season. Glad he's showing his playoff form from last year.

 

[barneygumble]

A native Masshole who has posted less in here than you.

And you're going to Hadley? Hell, that's only borderline Massachusetts. They have cows there, so at least you'll feel at home.

Hadley is still eastern mass to the locals here.

 

[shecky]

Hadley is still eastern mass to the locals here.

Ha. I went to school in Springfield. It felt like the end of the Earth.

 

[barneygumble]

Ha. I went to school in Springfield. It felt like the end of the Earth.

That was erroneous. Once you drive over rt2, and drop into the valley from Florida Mt. You have found the end of the earth.

 

[DakotaRules]

"Bog Iron Brews... You used to have to travel to San Francisco to find full flavor like this."

Wow, is that a compliment!?!?!

 

[barneygumble]

Wow, is that a compliment!?!?!

Sourdough reference?

 

[paulthenurse]

Remind me to take a pass on your beers if you consider that a compliment.


Hey Shecky what got you out of 'stealth mode?' Not complaining. Whatever it was we need to to mire of it.

Anybody know why there's no farkin' comma on my Kindle keyboard?

 

[the_bird]

"There's something about this beer that makes me feel all safe and secure and warm inside. I think it's because the aroma reminds me of my mother."

 

[paulthenurse]

Yo Momma smells like a gay bath house?

 

[Cape Brewing]

brewin' like mad in the mornin'

that is all

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's amazing he got Bog Iron off the ground with working three days a week at his other um real job.

 

[paulthenurse]

Is it just a coincidence that I'm getting two root canals on Friday the 13th, Red Sox Opening Day?


Honest to God, my dentist is using every farkin' tool known to man this morning. She has a floor jack prying my mouth open do she can get the 500cc chain saw in there. I have this cute little Vietnamese girl for a dentist but I swear she did her residency at the Hanoi Hilton. I'm on a ten minute break till the bleeding slows down. I hope she's open tomorrow so I can come back for more.

 

[the_bird]

It's amazing he got Bog Iron off the ground with working three days a week at his other um real job.

The fewer days he works, the less **** he can **** up. That's what I tell my boss, anyway.

 

[the_bird]

Rumor floating around out there about who's going to throw out the first pitch today.

Tim Wakefield.

Rumor about who's going to catch it?

'Tek.

Be pretty cool if they do that. It was time for both to retire, but have to give mad props to everything they gave the organization over the years.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Wake is a class act. During the playoffs when he'd start one night and then come out the next night for bullpen support without b*tching? Class. I was really impressed when he came out in '03 when Pedro wanted to stay in waaay to long and the ship was sinking in the playoffs to the Yanks. Then Boone hit the HR. Then he makes the All Star Game for the first time being the Sox top winner and then the next year people say he's washed up? He always handled the pressure with class and produced whenever asked. Hats off Wake.

 

[the_bird]

He seemed to get a little too focused on his own records last year, and Tito seemed too accommodating of him even when he wasn't pitching all that well (when he was really pitching like ****). Comments he made after the season that seemed to be much more Wake-focused than Red Sox-focused also kind of didn't sit well; probably forgivable in most other years, but not after how last season ended. Maybe he just had a tin ear and didn't realize how his focus on "I want to get two hundred wins!" instead of "I want to come back and help the team, I hate how last year ended" would sound.

But yeah, doesn't take away from everything else he brought to the organization for so many years. Just didn't end the way it should have.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Going into the 6th and no K's for Chicken 'n Beer! PTN get ready to punch the panic button!!!!

 

[barneygumble]

At work, and its too early to get the tv out. Damn, another opening day at Fenway missed.

 

[barneygumble]

Is it just a coincidence that I'm getting two root canals on Friday the 13th, Red Sox Opening Day?


Honest to God, my dentist is using every farkin' tool known to man this morning. She has a floor jack prying my mouth open do she can get the 500cc chain saw in there. I have this cute little Vietnamese girl for a dentist but I swear she did her residency at the Hanoi Hilton. I'm on a ten minute break till the bleeding slows down. I hope she's open tomorrow so I can come back for more.

Kinky. Does she make house calls?

 

[barneygumble]

Did any of you know him? Sounds like he was a great guy taken too soon. RIP.

http://www.dyer-lakefuneralhome.com/sitemaker/sites/DYERLA1/obit.cgi?user=608520Lanoue

His picture looks very familiar to me. I cant quite place it.