The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[the_bird]

Moan & Dove is one of the best. Incredible beer list, as Bird shows, but I know some people that won't even step in a place unless they have at least 5 styles of Heidelbeere.

I had no idea was "heidelbeere" was, so I Googled it.

HA!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Wow, this day is getting better and better. Maybe Paul won't show either.

maybe I will leave NYC earlier than expected and make it in time after all

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I had no idea was "heidelbeere" was, so I Googled it.

HA!

I still dont because I googled it and the wiki page is in either german or dutch

 

[paulthenurse]

Sitting in the bar at the Mount Washington Hotel easing my aching legs with an Allagash White (or three). Skiing while it is snowing out is a pure blast but riding the chairlifts during a storm sucks. I've reached the point in my life where I dont need to sit on a freezing chair, dangleing 30 feet in the air, during a blizzard. That just isn't as much fun as it used to be. So we bailed out early, took a hike in the woods for a few hours, and hit the bar. Later on we're going to soak our bones in the hot tub with a bottle of wine along side, then head out for dinner in the main dining room. Not a bad way to celebrate my birthday eve.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Sitting in the bar at the Mount Washington Hotel easing my aching legs with an Allagash White (or three). Skiing while it is snowing out is a pure blast but riding the chairlifts during a storm sucks. I've reached the point in my life where I dont need to sit on a freezing chair, dangleing 30 feet in the air, during a blizzard. That just isn't as much fun as it used to be. So we bailed out early, took a hike in the woods for a few hours, and hit the bar. Later on we're going to soak our bones in the hot tub with a bottle of wine along side, then head out for dinner in the main dining room. Not a bad way to celebrate my birthday eve.

that lift usually is 30 feet from the ground, but with your fat ass its more like 5 feet.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sitting in the bar at the Mount Washington Hotel easing my aching legs with an Allagash White (or three). Skiing while it is snowing out is a pure blast but riding the chairlifts during a storm sucks. I've reached the point in my life where I dont need to sit on a freezing chair, dangleing 30 feet in the air, during a blizzard. That just isn't as much fun as it used to be. So we bailed out early, took a hike in the woods for a few hours, and hit the bar. Later on we're going to soak our bones in the hot tub with a bottle of wine along side, then head out for dinner in the main dining room. Not a bad way to celebrate my birthday eve.

Turning the big 6-5 tomorrow?? Congrats.

Don't break a hip.

 

[Cape Brewing]

'GO PAUL! You can win!!"

 

[DakotaRules]

'GO PAUL! You can win!!"

Now that's funny!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

Not a bad likeness at all.

I gotta figure out how to sell advertising like that. Sheet, I ought to be able to shill for Ford, Exxon, Ernie Bock, you name it. I'm like the Green monster at Fenway, open for advertising. I ought to call WB Mason...

 

[paulthenurse]

that lift usually is 30 feet from the ground, but with your fat ass its more like 5 feet.

Yeager said that same joke last week. It was funny when he told it.

 

[paulthenurse]

I bagged 2K.

Back from the hot tub, headed off for dinner soon. Can't afford to lose any weight and drop a few classifications into the Clydsdale catagory. I'm moping up the slopes as a "Titanic' Nastar skier.

 

[day_trippr]

Now that's funny!!!!

Meh....This was much funnier

Moan & Dove is one of the best. Incredible beer list, as Bird shows, but I know some people that won't even step in a place unless they have at least 5 styles of Heidelbeere.

Hilarious!

Cheers!

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Not a bad likeness at all.

I gotta figure out how to sell advertising like that. Sheet, I ought to be able to shill for Ford, Exxon, Ernie Bock, you name it. I'm like the Green monster at Fenway, open for advertising. I ought to call WB Mason...

You could easily sell advertising. You're a giant billboard on skis.

 

[paulthenurse]

Good for you Rick, you got the joke! Rock on, dude!!!

What gave it away, the WB Mason reference?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Quick! Make an "ass-beer" joke and make it the daily double!!

 

[yeager1977]

Quick! Make an "ass-beer" joke and make it the daily double!!

You would need Paul skiing backwards for that

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow

You really should try to make fewer jokes

 

[DakotaRules]

Ah, 1 joke in and I thought we would have had 2. What a bunch of douches.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ah, 1 joke in and I thought we would have had 2. What a bunch of douches.

What?

 

[DakotaRules]

What?

Never mind.

 

[Cape Brewing]

was someone doing a little drinky drinky?

 

[DakotaRules]

was someone doing a little drinky drinky?

Maybe!?!?

 

[DakotaRules]

I was hoping to laugh at a couple of jokes but only saw 1 and then wasted attempts.

 

[yeager1977]

I think it was you that was wasted

 

[DakotaRules]

I think it was you that was wasted

And again a buzz kill.

 

[DakotaRules]

Brian I saw that blog a while ago and was wondering about it. I knew it was you guys but wasn't sure who documented it. It was a good detail. I need to talk to you tomorrow too. I have a couple of things.

 

[yeager1977]

Dakota, welcome to 2012. This technology stuff is tough I know. But maybe you should try and learn what a private message is.

 

[discooby]

My beer gives me massive gas; does that make my beer a masshole?!?

 

[Cape Brewing]

no

 

[paulthenurse]

PM's have no business on this thread. This is all about putting the dirty underwear out there so everyone can laugh at the skid marks. Yeager, you should know that, you're Exhibit A. The prime skid mark. In fact, I think I'll refer to you as Skid Mark in all future postings, just to remind you.