The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Ya, like LWMBO (LeeAnn Who Must Yada Yada Yada) would allow THAT to happen!

 

[yeager1977]

Hey Cape, I have a slogan for Bog Irons IPA!

Drink it or wash your clothes with it! It's better than just plain OxyClean!

 

[paulthenurse]

You should have quit with the jokes at "Paul turns the chair lifts into T bars." That was funny.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Agreed.... that just plain sucked.

 

[DakotaRules]

Well now that I told Cape I can tell the rest of you. Bog Iron Brewery will no longer have to lift boiling wort or scolding liquid thanks to March Pumps. Cape will be receiving a series 5 March pump!

 

[Cape Brewing]

sooooo sweeeeeet

 

[DakotaRules]

Juat got confirmation that it will go out today. Directly to cape none the less!

 

[paulthenurse]

Did he find that pump while groping around between "the couch cushions?"

 

[DakotaRules]

Did he find that pump while groping around between "the couch cushions?"

Nope, he said it was one of your old breast pumps.

 

[Cape Brewing]

whoa... no... THIS pump only pumps 18 gallons a minute... no way that could keep up

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't be bashing on my man ****s. They're real and they're spectacular!

 

[the_bird]

 

[DakotaRules]

I just threw up in my trash can. People are staring at me. Thanks bird.

 

[paulthenurse]

All in favor of preemptively taking out Iran's nuclear program raise your hand.

 

[paulthenurse]

So let me see if I have this right....

Mention bestiality, prison sex or transexuals and this thread sees more action than a $25 Puerto Rican hooker at the Democratic National Convention, but ask what to do about national defense and none of you pantywaists has anything to say?





(Hello Mr Gasoline, meet Mr Match.)

 

[DakotaRules]

I say there entitled to a program not to manufacture weapons grade nuclear arms. Blow them up after they manufacture 1 device while it's still in the country.

By the way there's another thread for this.

 

[Cape Brewing]

smoked gouda is one of my favorite cheeses.

 

[DakotaRules]

smoked gouda is one of my favorite cheeses.

Your smoking with Buddha?!? I gave that stuff up a few years ago, always got hungry and paranoid!

 

[paulthenurse]

Ok, to recap...


The Sox are going to be a contender.
Cape pulled an 18 gal/min pump out of Dakotas arse.
I have a nice rack. For a pasty, fat, white man.
Rambadambadingdong must die.
And there was something else but I forget.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh ya, cheese is proof that God loves me

 

[Cape Brewing]

Banged out another experimental batch today for The Bog.

Black Steam Beer. We'll see.

 

[paulthenurse]

Talk to Yeager.

 

[DakotaRules]

Banged out another experimental batch today for The Bog.

Black Steam Beer. We'll see.

A steam beer huh. Did you add food coloring to your oxy IPA?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Do you guys sit on the computer, in this thread, all day? Damn, I read it this morning, and now it's three pages longer.


BTW, that picture should be outlawed. I tried holding it in, so I puked through my nose.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No... I have what all the kids these days are calling a "smart phone". They are really cool phones that get the interwebs on em. You can type and everything on em.

 

[yeager1977]

And Bird apparently likes using them to take pictures of man ****s.

 

[nhwrecker]

Damn, just lost another 15 minutes of my life that I'll never get back getting caught up on this thread. Now, not only can I not eat another breakfast sandwich with sausages, but I won't be able to put milk in my coffee without thinking of that picture.

I didn't realize that PTN had red hair.

But in the words from Deliverance

"sure got a purdy mouth.......now squeal like a pig!"

 

[paulthenurse]

Mort, I saw the way you were looking at me when I was peeling off my wetsuit. You know I'm a natural redhead.

 

[Cape Brewing]

How the &^*( does this thread have a one-star rating?!?!?!

 

[the_bird]

... because you can't give a thread zero stars....