The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

There is. It is at my place. I'll PM you.

 

[bluemoose]

Can I teleconference in? How does telebeer taste?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No

 

[modernlifeisANDY]

Not sure if I will be able to make it as well but send me a PM! Going to try!

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Mort,
I hope to make it to Brian's house on Wednesday. I haven't made a meeting in forever, I have had class on Tuesday's both last semester and this one, but fortunately Hallmark Day bumped this months meeting back a day so I can go. I think. In any case, what's the story on Sea Rovers? Is it next weekend? Where? Alice and I talked about grabbing Kim, Scott and Sarah and heading out on Saturday to hook up with you and Pat for surface narcosis. Lemme know.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

PTN will be there, I think I may have to wash my hair or something

 

[nhwrecker]

Hi Paul,
Sea Rovers is next month - March 10 & 11,
http://www.bostonsearovers.com/, in Danvers, MA.

There's another lame ass dive show in Marlborough this month that you shouldn't waste you time with, but I'm not sure when.

Is there a "guest speaker" going to be talking anything in particular, and do people typically bring something to eat/drink?

I just finished up bottling two batches of extract/partial mash beer, an IPA and a chocolate vanilla stout, but I don't think they're ready for sharing yet. May need another week or so in the bottle.

 

[paulthenurse]

You and Fred should kiss and make up.

 

[nhwrecker]

I'd rather dance on his grave. The thought of kissing that dried up old leather faced fool puts a tad of a damper on Valentine's Day. Going to take lots of chocolate stout to get over it, but I'll have to try tonight.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Great, PTN is going tomorrow? Who let him join the club anyway?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Rick... don't pay any attention to the posts above... the meeting is really NEXT tuesday... at Franks.

Honest.

You should go then.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I thought it was Thursday at Frank's. Either way, I'll stop in tomorrow to drink your beer.

 

[paulthenurse]

Damn, I can't make Frank's next week! Guess I'll just have to head over to drink alone in Brians cellar tomorrow.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Mort,
If you don't feel like schlepping all the way back to NH after the meeting you're welcome to flop here. Got a spare bedroom not doing anything. Heck of a lot closer than driving home, especially if you have a couple

P

 

[Cape Brewing]

Plus Paul can slip you some Rohypnol.


Jusssssssst relaxxxxx

 

[yeager1977]

That way his swmbo can have her way with a real man.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ohhhhhhhh snap!!!!!!

Flounder from the gallery!!!

 

[DakotaRules]

Ziiiing for flounder!!!!

 

[nhwrecker]

hi Paul -thanks for the offer of a crash pad, and I'll keep that as a plan B- I would have responded sooner but I had to do a search to figure out WTF Rohypnol was - I never could stay up on the cool lingo. At least no one's going down the road of bad yeast infection jokes before the meeting tomorrow.

 

[yeager1977]

Bad judgement correction......

 

[paulthenurse]

Please don't say anything about "Bad judgement corrections" on Valentines Day.

We don't need to give the ladies any ideas.

 

[paulthenurse]

Who just bought two tickets to see the Pats play the Rams next October at Wembley Stadium in London?


That would be me.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You should totally bring Bertha

 

[paulthenurse]

You should totally bring Bertha

She won't fit in the overhead compartment. I travel light.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I travel light.

Compared to WHAT?!?

 

[DakotaRules]

compared to what?!?

+1

 

[paulthenurse]

Compared to WHAT?!?

Compared to yo Mamma.

 

[yeager1977]

His bags are light to make up for not paying the cash for an extra seat He plans to go to whembley only in a Pats thong....

 

[homebeerbrewer]

... I travel light.

Impossible...

 

[DakotaRules]

Impossible...

From the bleachers! Haha