The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Any time you want to get-the-yard-stick-cast instead of brew-cast... You let me know old man.

Not my fault I like awesome things.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm sorry... I'm STILL giggling over "a$$-trumpet"

 

[bob1852]

I'm sorry... I'm STILL giggling over "a$$-trumpet"

Believe it or not, it works!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh I know! PTN and Dakota are in a band!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Replaced 100 feet of beer line last night... Good times, good times

I think it's code for something. Shouldn't this be moved to the Ptown rest area forum?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I dunno... 30 lbs of beef looked a little light... So I went with 50

 

[paulthenurse]

Pics for those of us who can't be there?

The club party is an OK time but you ain't seen good times till you've been rinkside cheering on "Colby and the Big Hair Curlers.". I'll try to push the Sports Illustrated photographer aside so that I can get some action shots.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pic has been taken. Shuttin' it down for an hour or so. I need to recharge the batteries for tonight. I'll upload and post the pics later

 

[DakotaRules]

Of course Paul wants pics of Brian's meat....

 

[paulthenurse]

Occupy Boston protesters rousted overnight.



Please God,let there have been pepper spray involved!

 

[DakotaRules]

A few arrests. Nothing big though.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uggggggg. My head. I need 500 cc's of bacon... STAT.

Luckily I just happen to have a block of home-cured/smoked bacon.

 

[DakotaRules]

Uggggggg. My head. I need 500 cc's of bacon... STAT.

Luckily I just happen to have a block of home-cured/smoked bacon.

I knew I should have stayed! Mmmm bacon.

 

[the_bird]

So, on the Bird News front, our potential buyers are returning today. Apparently, they went to see a new place yesterday that just came on the market and hated everything about it. Sounds like the wife loves our place, the husband just has a price in mind that he REALLY is trying to stick hard and fast to.

So, scrambling to clean up again... but fingers friggin' crossed.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Good luck Bird. No matter what happens, just remember... I'm eating a lot of bacon

 

[the_bird]

.... and, it looks like we got it. In the end, a couple thousand bucks less than what I would have hoped, but our agent cut her commission a little and the other agent (on the house we're buying) is chipping in to get the deal done, as well. Plus, I was giving them some $$ to get my chimney repaired, but I ended up finding someone to fix it for about half what I was offering them.

Exhausting process. Still, I'll still have to dig up something nice to crack open.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Congrats!!! I am raising a toast, of bacon, to your victory...

HA-ZAH!!! HA-ZAH!!! HA-ZAH!!!

 

[DakotaRules]

Congrats bird!

 

[bluemoose]

Congrats bird!

What's with the freaky devil in the mug?

 

[DakotaRules]

What's with the freaky devil in the mug?

Huh, interesting. Just took a picture and uploaded it.

 

[yeager1977]

Awesome news bird!!!

 

[the_bird]

Thanks, guys!

A little nervous, just because my mortgage will be doubling and the_Wife is still not fully employed. But, it's not like trying to buy a house in Boston.

Important pics:

Patio, with built-in propane grill.

Remote-controlled gas fireplace. I couldn't help but have a litte Beavis moment when I tried it out.

"The Cigar Room"

Kitchen (a TINY bit smaller than I would like, but that's what you find in old Victorians).

EDIT: Err, pics don't seem to work. Go here if you care.

 

[DakotaRules]

Awesome! Glad everything worked out.

 

[day_trippr]

Hopefully a hearty "Congratulations!" isn't going to jinx anything!

But I don't see any pictures of the new brewery...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Meh... I've seen better.

 

[the_bird]

Bite me.

 

[DakotaRules]

Ignore the dope in the corner, it's cool and I predict a gas disconnect out side for NG brewing!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Congrats Bird. Time to crank up some Ani DiFranco

 

[the_bird]

Ignore the dope in the corner, it's cool and I predict a gas disconnect out side for NG brewing!

It's propane now, but natural gas on the street. My buddy Kyle installed a natural gas furnace in my current house, and I'll have him do the same here. I know he's installed nice natural gas stoves in basements for some other homebrewers - I'll have to have a chat with him once we get moved in.

 

[DakotaRules]

Saaaawwweeeeetttttt!