The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[yeager1977]

Tell me about it........

 

[paulthenurse]

Wow last time I made a "your mama" joke or implied it Yeager and I got a time out. Paul and cape your pushing it. (said in a like PTN "your mother" voice)

Quiet down there, or you'll get a two minute minor for whining.

PTN

 

[DakotaRules]

If I get 2 for whining you should get 5 on the treadmill.

 

[paulthenurse]

If I get 2 for whining you should get 5 on the treadmill.

I think I'll go do that five minutes now...

No, instead I think I'll drive to Logan and hop on a plane and head to Belgium and torture my liver across West Flanders. And you foo's get to stay home and deal with CCWR's angst and Yeager's ...

Oh hell, I don't know how to classify Yeager's issues. (I'd say that 99% of them are actually SWMBO'S issues but that would be mean. <Too bad CCWR's issues are not so readily classified>).

So you mofo's are going to have to get along without me for a bit. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

PTN

 

[DakotaRules]

Have fun and send us beer!

 

[paulthenurse]

I will and I won't.

 

[PaulTheOriginal]

I think I'll go do that five minutes now...

No, instead I think I'll drive to Logan and hop on a plane and head to Belgium and torture my liver across West Flanders. PTN

BS on Belgium - you're on your way to England to hang out with the Royals this weekend. Tea and Crumpets for PTN.

 

[the_bird]

BS on Belgium - you're on your way to England to hang out with the Royals this weekend. Tea and Crumpets for PTN.

Yup. He even posted a picture of himself, all dolled up for the event.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I wonder how to say, "Holy @&$#, Indiana Jones put on a LOT of weight" in Dutch.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

how did this turn from pick on dakota and yaeger to hating on me?

 

[Cape Brewing]

What the hell are you talking about?? I dont think you've been mentioned in about 30 posts.

 

[the_bird]

Good news for some folks - HBT appears to have a brand-new pedophile for us to pick on.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I just read that thread and I hated it.

 

[the_bird]

I just want to know how you could possibly interpret this:

I will milk myself after a good hang over, and feed him like his mommy.

... as anything other than a highly specialized fetish.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sounds like something Paul would say about Flounder

 

[the_bird]

I will admit, it's not necessarily the most clever thread of all time, but to say you "hated" that thread? You feelin' alright? You seem to be a little angry. You ain't going through Paulie withdrawal, are you?

 

[Cape Brewing]

It was uncomfortable and weird. Now... just having Flounder on this thread makes it uncomfortable and weird but that was over the top... like... creepy weird.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

...and I gotta pay to get on that thread? No thanks. In reference to Wayne Brady does The Life of Little Jon and stranger come up in that conversation?

 

[DakotaRules]

I read both threads and it sounds very weird. And to agree with cape having flounder in here with no Paul to regulate him is weird too!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh c'mon. Thats not very nice.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Maybe he joined up in the special ops for that weekend mission in Pakistan instead of Belgium.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nah... It was a team of Navy Seals, not a team of Beached Whales

 

[the_bird]

Is no one going to post on here till Polly gets back??? I'll start, Paul is so fat he has his own gravitational pull. This one time, at band camp, Paul ate the other campers.

For somebody with three chins, you sure talk a lot of smack about Paulie's weight.

EDIT: *Not* the real Dakota pic. He made me take it down, he doesn't want anyone to see his real face while he's dressed in those ass-less leather chaps.

 

[olllllo]

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Eeeh. Good post and good lesson. This guy got off easy. Freshman year at Northeastern living in the Back Bay during the '86 ALCS. Back then they'd leave the gates open after the 7th inning and me and a group of friends jumped the fence. I was pretty much in that area when the Sox won the series. The fans were all ready to jump onto the field. I yelled "If we all go they can't catch all of us" Some moron took my advice and ran solo onto the field. Several mounted police rode him down with batons at the pitchers mound. We all stayed in our seats. Good times.

 

[the_bird]

Wasn't it one of the Super Bowls, some fan ran on the field, might have been before the game.... and it was either Tedi Bruschi or Mike Vrabel, just absolutely cleaned their ****ing clock.

 

[DakotaRules]

Cape, your going to tell me thats not nice???? I've seen you talk to Paul.

 

[olllllo]

I just thought it was a great tackle. You could use some secondary help.

 

[the_bird]

You just know that dude's been working security at Sox games for like ten years, just WAITING to show 35k fans that he used to be quite the linebacker in high school.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I remember there were two games where the fan ran onto the field. The second one sent a message. I forget who that was.

Mutton Chops. Here's something an outta towner can get a brush up on the lingo.