The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

I heard rumors.

 

[paulthenurse]

But what a waste. Just use soap and water and stop the madness.

 

[Cape Brewing]

But what a waste. Just use soap and water and stop the madness.

I am... but we have all of the resources easily available... seems like more of a waste not to use them right now

 

[balrog]

Yea, isn’t 5pm today some kind of gimmicky virtual toast to support craft breweries?

Missed that!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

#nationwidecheers cheers to myself and co-brewers

 

[Dave Sarber]

And I'll raise a glass to award winning co-brewers!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I’ll bet your beer is way better tasting than this beer.

 

[Dave Sarber]

Well, it's actually a pretty tasty tripel. Ignore the weird orange color, I was supposed to use Vienna malt, but brain farted and used Munich.
@Hoppy2bmerry

 

[Dland]

WTFDTHTD with this forum? Maybe you two should get a room ;} lol, as they say..

 

[day_trippr]

"Settle down, Francis"

Under these trying times, rigidity is contraindicated...

Cheers!

 

[Dave Sarber]

WTFDTHTD with this forum? Maybe you two should get a room ;} lol, as they say..

I'd respond to that, but I'm still trying to figure out your acronym. I'm deaf, so type slowly and clearly.

 

[day_trippr]

"What The Eff Does That Have To Do"...

 

[Dave Sarber]

"What The Eff Does That Have To Do"...

Thank you. Got the first three.
Are there some kind of published guidelines as to what is allowed on this thread? If not, @Dland can KMA.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Thank you. Got the first three.
Are there some kind of published guidelines as to what is allowed on this thread? If not, @Dland can KMA.

Never mind him, we all strive to put the ass in in Masshole, and some are better at it than others, right @Dland ? If there are any “rules” that would be one. Being nice is frowned upon.

 

[Dland]

As is often the case, humor was intended,... anyway...later for now kids.

 

[Dave Sarber]

@Dland
Ok, misunderstood. I usually don't try to be a masshole. But since I've unintentionally exposed my mass, you can still pucker up?
(Humor is intended here).

 

[balrog]

Whatevs. I still want to find a glass like @Hoppy2bmerry so I can get a wicked avatar pic.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Warsteiner one liter, sort of a participation award from an Oktoberfest stein hoisting contest. There’s no prize for 2nd place.

 

[paulthenurse]

I kind of like the n00b. I think he’ll fit right in if he can up his AQ. And he’s from here, it should be a gimme.

As far as rules...

 

[Dave Sarber]

I kind of like the n00b. I think he’ll fit right in if he can up his AQ. And he’s from here, it should be a gimme.

As far as rules...

As long as you don't try to take my precious bodily fluids.

 

[balrog]

well....ptn *IS* a nurse...

 

[Dave Sarber]

Doesn't matter, I'm needle shy. Once ditched school for over 2 weeks so they couldn't give me a polio test.

 

[paulthenurse]

It is kind of what I do....

OTOH, I’me kind of a Super Nurse now. These days I just figure out what to do with the funky bodily fluids my nurses collect for me.

Calm yourself, Yeager. I don’t care what symptoms you describe, I’m not doing a proctological exam on you.

 

[paulthenurse]

well....ptn *IS* a nurse...

None of you have actually seen any of my various my licenses.

For that matter only a couple of you have seen me dressed up in my avatar costume.

But what happens in the early morning hours of the day after Masstoberfest stays in the ‘ya da ya da ya da.’

 

[balrog]

pass the mental image bleach

But seriously, stay safe over there, regardless of how you have to dress to do it.

 

[paulthenurse]

Thanks man.

I hope all of you are giving this the respect it deserves. You may not be at risk of serious illness yourself but you don't want to pass it along to someone who is. Stay at home, wash your hands (soap and water is all you need) and read a good book. See ya in July.

 

[balrog]

W.H.O. says "Don’t smoke, limit alcohol, exercise and try not to watch too much news."

I thought about, but never bought, a meat smoker (my bad), so I'm good on #1

The only news I really appreciate is on HBT, so I think I'm pretty good, if not screwed up, on n#4.

My kids (grown) keep naggin me to limit my exposure and stop the bike rides and platform tennis, but that just ain't happening. So #3, the exercise, is good.

I'm just wondering about #2. I have 2 kegs that just kicked, and 6 that are empty or have soda, total est remaining beer/apfelwein of 20.7 gallons, carry the two, naught, naught, ...., yeah, I think I'm good on #2.

 

[paulthenurse]

Just kegged a Fullers clone, I should be good for a while.

Why is the web site app shut down? I'm 99 44/100 % sure you can't catch SARS CoV2 off the web. I swear I heard Dr. Fauci say so.

 

[day_trippr]

The HBT-branded Tapatalk app was shut down (don't know about the unbranded version) but you can still get there via a web browser...

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/forum/threads/hbt-app-turned-off.676385/

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

W.H.O. says "Don’t smoke, limit alcohol, exercise and try not to watch too much news."

I thought about, but never bought, a meat smoker (my bad), so I'm good on #1

The only news I really appreciate is on HBT, so I think I'm pretty good, if not screwed up, on n#4.

My kids (grown) keep naggin me to limit my exposure and stop the bike rides and platform tennis, but that just ain't happening. So #3, the exercise, is good.

I'm just wondering about #2. I have 2 kegs that just kicked, and 6 that are empty or have soda, total est remaining beer/apfelwein of 20.7 gallons, carry the two, naught, naught, ...., yeah, I think I'm good on #2.

So I should rethink my whisky and cigar habit?