The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[smurfjuice]

have a blowout did ya ??

 

[day_trippr]

The Spousal Unit and I were out near Sturbridge late this morning and decided to drop in on Tree House on the way home.
Not a strong strategic move, we arrived at 1pm and the place was totally mobbed up.
Farking doggies everywhere - I felt like we needed a doggy for admission today

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Tonight was dogs vs toddlers in the backwoods pen. You didn't miss that did you?

 

[Dland]

Tonight was dogs vs toddlers in the backwoods pen.....//..../

I hope one or the other got to eat that night. Feed the leftover mess to the chickens or the pigs?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Colons recovered. Trying to choke some of this downView attachment 617754

Mild?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Mild?

Joe. I meant to say nitro and that kicked by the time I finished that one. So I went with my favorite Stinger.

Whatd you think it was Hoppy giving you those poisoned Tilted Barn? I was going to bring Mott The Lesser but I got up way before the ass crack of dawn to golf in RI and wasn't sure what shape I'd be in to stop by.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh..... I didn’t put two and two together. Haha!

I recognized you and did remember you coming that time a long time ago. I didn’t put the HBT connection together.

Yeah, sorry.. our effin Nitro tank kicked yesterday early in the day.

 

[day_trippr]

Can the B's play the Islanders for the rest of the season, please?

 

[paulthenurse]

I seem to be getting a call a day from Chinese telemarketers. I’m PRETTY sure Bob Kraft didn’t give my number to the girls in FL. WTF? Anyone know how to get this bullsh!t to stop?

I have no idea what it is they’re trying to sell, they’re talking f’ing Chinese.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I had a recorded message in Chinese at my office. The FCC will take a complaint, but it is easier and more effective to block the call. My home number is on the no call list (like that matters to these telemarking fookers) but caller ID saves me from answering.

 

[smurfjuice]

I seem to be getting a call a day from Chinese telemarketers. I’m PRETTY sure Bob Kraft didn’t give my number to the girls in FL. WTF? Anyone know how to get this bullsh!t to stop?

I have no idea what it is they’re trying to sell, they’re talking f’ing Chinese.

Beef and broccree …

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

This will help but it is not a cure all.Some will still come through.
https://www.nomorobo.com/

 

[paulthenurse]

Beef and broccree …

Smurfy made a funny.

 

[paulthenurse]

Just went down to the cellar to put my laundry into the machine.

I’m babysitting cats. (Spawn 2 is in China for some MBA class. I suppose we should train yoots to battle the 10 billion Red Chinese who are trying to steal us blind.)


Spawn #2’s cats darted into the cellar like a Democrat hunting down fake news.
(I crack myself up.)

Now I’m sitting here listening to the guest cat whining for me to open the cellar door.

Again.

This ain’t our first rodeo.

Cats are dumber than a box of rocks.

Do I open the door or teach the critter a lesson?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Braised in lambic.

You’d be surprised

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Open the door, cat might sit there and stare at you... cat wins.

 

[paulthenurse]

Caved. Let the critter up. Actually sent 20 minutes herding the ****** up like I was a f’ing cowboy.

Darwin hates me

 

[j1laskey]

B’s. Playoffs.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Cats are never into revenge

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[day_trippr]

Watching Red Sox doing damage in Game 4 of the World Series.
They had never won a world series game after being down 4 runs...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Reruns? Put some boxing on or something man.

 

[day_trippr]

Not a fan of outright pugilism, I like my brutality more nuanced...

 

[Dland]

Hoppy2 into pugilism,...figures..

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Back in the day, I went to many fights in Madison Square Garden and traveled a bit with our local Jr Welterweight champ. Boxing is dangerous enough, but the MMA bouts are basically brutal street fights. I’m not a fan of that at all.
I’m pretty sure basketball was on last night as well, March madness BS.

 

[day_trippr]

That was a crazy second period in Tampa Bay. Goalie without a stick for what seemed like a full minute defending a man-down situation, then the defense stuck in the B's end forever with a D-man sans his stick and only a post-to-post clanger by the Lightning to show for it.

Bs up 4-2 against the #1 team in the league....

[edit] But not for long. Sheesh, our 2 on 1s turn into their goals! TB has a hella good team...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Fighting with sticks... very nuanced.

 

[day_trippr]

You were just waiting for an opening, weren't you
But you should actually watch a game...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

You were just waiting for an opening, weren't you
But you should actually watch a game...

Maybe, but you can’t fault me for capitalizing on an opportunity. I have watched hockey, and I know some people that feel disappointed if a brawl doesn’t break out during the game. I let hubby drag me to various sporting events on occasion. He feels happy and there's usually beer so win win.

 

[Melana]

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OMG that looks a little like Scott!