The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bluemoose]

Nothing wrong with the globe. They have a great coupon section. I saw one for BOGO on bog inn beers.

 

[paulthenurse]

See what I mean? A total waste of a tree.

 

[the_bird]

Half-marathon, mother****ers.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Who's the ghey lookin' dude in the shades?

 

[j1laskey]

It seems as if Cape is also going by other names other than 3rd person. Check out the comment section of Boston.com....TheProBasketballTalk, and highcastle.....shameless sell promotion.
http://www.boston.com/food-dining/f...95MFgAOpzO/pictures.html?p1=story_hp#comments

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hmmm. Cape is innocent of self-promoting but is happy someone mentioned us. Yayyyy

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Further down the list someone mentions PTN wood fired oven pizza.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hater.

 

[paulthenurse]

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This peaceful interlude brought to you by PTN, a kinder, gentler guy.

 

[Melana]

Yum. Squid.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

This peaceful interlude brought to you by PTN, a kinder, gentler guy.

Someone hacked PTN's account...

 

[LJvermonster]

Side note, I think it's pretty darn funny that this thread has a 3 star rating! Seem very fitting! F&%* that 5 star nonsense that Heady Topper clone thread has! Give us some of dat 3 star, average s*%^$..

 

[paulthenurse]

Who left the door open and let the n00b in?

That's better. Starting to feel more like myself. But I still have no idea what the n00b is blubbering about.

 

[LJvermonster]

You're mom let the noob in.

 

[bluemoose]

He's single and likes monster trucks. What more is there to know. Probably a hippie too!

 

[paulthenurse]

Mom would see right through some n00b with a monster truck as a wool underwear wearing, soap allergic, barber avoiding, bunny ear wearing, lift line attendant with an extremely short ******. She would slam the door in yo face! Just sayin'

Mom is wicked pissah!

 

[bluemoose]

Remember that one time the_bird posted that picture of his wife running a half marathon? That was awesome.

 

[paulthenurse]

The social norm and more f this thread is that wives are above the fray. Our wives and SWMBO 's have all made one gigantic f'up in their lives and as gestures of detente' we avoid mentioning them there. They've suffered enough.

The glaring exception is "Her Most Imperial LeeAnne-ness". She's fair game. If you have a clear shot, take it while there is the faintest possibility of preserving Chris's sackage.

 

[day_trippr]

The social norm and more f this thread is that wives are above the fray. [...]

One of the few social norms I can get behind...

Cheers! (...especially in the asylum that is HBT )

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Social Norm? Or anti-social Norm?

 

[bluemoose]

Let me be perfectly clear. My shot was at the fact that the_bird runs like a girl. I see the error now. I probably should have compared him to a retarded donkey. I notice the picture is now broken, but I stand by my assessment.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

You're mom let the noob in.

youll fit right in

 

[the_bird]

Let me be perfectly clear. My shot was at the fact that the_bird runs like a girl. I see the error now. I probably should have compared him to a retarded donkey. I notice the picture is now broken, but I stand by my assessment.

Pss. The only time you've ever run for nearly two hours straight involved a posse, one pissed-off farmer, and a sheep with rectal lacerations.

 

[bluemoose]

I keep getting older, the sheep stay the saaaaaame age.

 

[paulthenurse]

Isn't that nice. Two Green Mountain Boys comparing their acts of farmland beastialiity in the rolling hillsof Vermont.

Giddeeup there, Bessie! Haw!!! Gee! Faster dammit! Faster!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I keep getting older, the sheep stay the saaaaaame age.

That's funny right there.


Awwwww right, aw right, aw right

 

[yeager1977]

The social norm and more f this thread is that wives are above the fray. Our wives and SWMBO 's have all made one gigantic f'up in their lives and as gestures of detente' we avoid mentioning them there. They've suffered enough.

The glaring exception is "Her Most Imperial LeeAnne-ness". She's fair game. If you have a clear shot, take it while there is the faintest possibility of preserving Chris's sackage.

F U from England.

 

[Melana]

Great. Now the British sheep are scared

 

[paulthenurse]

Yeager tossing out the Inter Continental Ballistic FBombs. Well played, lad. Well played.

 

[Melana]

Yeager tossing out the Inter Continental Ballistic FBombs. Well played, lad. Well played.

Perhaps the sheep were warned and he was bored?