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Hey is it just me or did any of you guys check to see if he has that ladies purse under his arm? ImageUploadedByHome Brew1399139026.297824.jpg
 
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C'mon B's. WTF!?!

Put some shoulders into someone instead of playing this effin puzzy slap fight sht style that Montreal plays.


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They all need to learn to lift the puck on their backhand.


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At the sox game and it went crazy at the tie and when we went up! Now just need to catch the highlights.


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Cape Brewing said:
What kind if a-hole sends pics of some great location just to rub it in others' faces?
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That's an EXCELLENT question, Brian. What kind of a-home indeed?

Cape Brewing said:
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The funny thing is I'm in the Virgin Islands... are you're all not.

Get it!??

Haha. That's funny
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Boy, it sure IS funny when you put it like that.
 
I know you and Cape don't know each other much, PTN, but 1 out of 1.2 of Cape's posts are sarcasm.

(The other 0.2 are deep frying pig posts)
 
There is only ONE good thing about the drive from Boston to the Dirty Jerz and that is that New Haven is just about half way. And the only thing good about New Haven is having to choose between Pepe's pizza or the Mexican taco trucks at the waterfront. The Mexicans won today. Not sure which is my favorite truck but they're all good. A taco is a buck and a half. Not the BS Taco Bell tacos but real Mexican style tacos. Small, soft corn tacos with your choice of meat. No cheese, no lettuce and tomato, and NO sour cream. Today I had the tongue taco's and they were out of this f'ing world. Next time it will be Pepe's clam pizza. Kind of makes up for the weekend at Granny's.
 
AZ_IPA said:
I know you and Cape don't know each other much, PTN, but 1 out of 1.2 of Cape's posts are sarcasm.

(The other 0.2 are deep frying pig posts)
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That was what was called a gimmee. He lobbed it up there and waited for someone to hit it out of the park. Today I was next up to bat. Next week I'll do the same thing and he'll hit it out. If you were from around here you would understand that. But you're not. You're from some God forsaken desert in West Arseholeville. You should move east. We'll teach you that you can combine sarcasm and subtlety.
 
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