The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[yeager1977]

Ok all I have to say is that is in the top five posts in this thread.

 

[Melana]

Epic.

 

[paulthenurse]

I thought the Vietnamese and Portuguese bits were a nice touch. It shows that as culturally rich and diverse as this nation is everyone, everywhere, recognizes a whine bag.

 

[the_bird]

"Brian - get some new friends."

^^ Solid advice ^^

 

[Melana]

'We all hugged Paul for your birthday'

Thanks for making your birthday meaningful.

 

[j1laskey]

That is awesome

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

thats awesome that paul got his coworkers to wish cape a happy birthday

 

[Melana]

Paul IS awesome.

 

[paulthenurse]

Melana IS an outstanding judge of people.


Just sayin'.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Paul IS awesome.

I dont know about awesome, but went alot higher in my book when I got re-invited to a certain event

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Eyeroll)

"Hey everyone, I made fun of Brian for "trying to get attention"... So... Quick!! Everyone!! Look at me! Look at me!! Ahhhhhhhh. Yeeeeeeeeah. Tell me how funny I am!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!"

Fap fap fap

 

[paulthenurse]

Someone has to explain yo me how this, the coolest thread on HBT (if not the entire interweb) only had a lousy f'ing one star. How is that possible? All the cool kids hang here. We've got...

Well, we've got Melana. She's pretty f'ing cool. Even if shes not a girly girl.

And we've got Az. Ok so maybe hes not really that cool. Hes more of an aquired taste. But hes kinda cool. Hes from the cold part of Arizona.... OK. AZ isn't a good example.

We've got the only Professional Brewer on HBT!

No forget that. Hes a whiney ******.

We've got Yeag...

We've got Mort. Mort figures out how to blow sh!t up from a thousand miles awy. That's cool.

And we've got a guy who pulls on goat tits every day. How many threads got one of them? That's right! We're cool.




We've got the winner of the Masstoberfest Cup.

Ok. It's official. We're cool. Vote five star

 

[paulthenurse]

Note to self...

Throw kindle in the trash.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whatever. You suck

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Im glad you didnt throw me in that rant, I would hate to see what "nice" thing you would have said about me. and yes, throw the kindle out, move over to the IPAD

 

[Melana]

Think you forgot a few Paul.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

my vote just brought it to 3 star. 2 votes total. maybe if everyone voted it would have a higher star

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Someone has to explain yo me how this, the coolest thread on HBT (if not the entire interweb) only had a lousy f'ing one star. How is that possible? All the cool kids hang here. We've got...

Well, we've got Melana. She's pretty f'ing cool. Even if shes not a girly girl.

And we've got Az. Ok so maybe hes not really that cool. Hes more of an aquired taste. But hes kinda cool. Hes from the cold part of Arizona.... OK. AZ isn't a good example.

We've got the only Professional Brewer on HBT!

No forget that. Hes a whiney ******.

We've got Yeag...

We've got Mort. Mort figures out how to blow sh!t up from a thousand miles awy. That's cool.

And we've got a guy who pulls on goat tits every day. How many threads got one of them? That's right! We're cool.

We've got the winner of the Masstoberfest Cup.

Ok. It's official. We're cool. Vote five star

You forgot me. Six stars.

 

[the_bird]

Let's be honest; it's a terrible thread, and you all are terrible people. Except Melana. One star.

 

[Melana]

Hey, i'm a terrible person too. really, just ask BigJohn!

 

[bluemoose]

Someone should condemn that state and start over.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

if we did that, people like az and mort wouldnt know where to find us

 

[Melana]

Someone should condemn that state and start over.

it's already condemned we just don't know it yet.

 

[revelation]

You mean it isn't like NY in Escape from NY, where alll the ******** are collected in one place to just protect the rest of New England?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

we are dysfunctional, not ********

 

[paulthenurse]

Whatever. You suck

No I don't. You do.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

You mean it isn't like NY in Escape from NY, where alll the ******** are collected in one place to just protect the rest of New England?

Who gets to be Snake Pliscan?

 

[Melana]

Who gets to be Snake Pliscan?

bird fits the bill.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

bird fits the bill.

Snake is grimy. Bird is not.
Bird = Brain
PTN = Cabbie

I'll have to do some thinking on the rest and perhaps watch the movie. You are the Duke of New York you're A number 1.

 

[Melana]

He may have his moments of grime.