The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

The Haymarket is just a five minute walk from one of only two outlets for the Bog Wayer.

Sort of a value added play.

 

[Melana]

The Bog is ten minutes from my house!

I just might send BigJohn over there to get us some yummy beer....

 

[the_bird]

Hats and Tee-Shirts Night at Fenway, and it looks like the champagne showers are about to start. Good outing for Lester, Farrell has his hands full to come up with a playoff rotation.

On to the playoffs!

Cheers!

Dempster's already in the 'pen, he's pitched there before. Doubront's been fading a bit, he may or may not even make the postseason roster (even though he's had a helluva year). Rotation's actually pretty easy - Lester, Buch, Lackey, Peavy. That's as good as anybody.

 

[day_trippr]

[...]Rotation's actually pretty easy - Lester, Buch, Lackey, Peavy. That's as good as anybody.

Not so much who - you definitely have the right list - but the order. Hard to knock Lester out of top billing - he locked that up with last night's performance - but Buch ahead of Lackey? Or even Peavy? I dunno 'bout that...

Cheers!

 

[the_bird]

In honor of his ERA, I'm going to propose a new nickname for my #2; "A Buch-Fifty." We'll see how his next couple starts go, but if he's back to where he was earlier in the year, he's right behind Lester.

EDIT: Sounds like Buch is starting today to set up the playoff rotation, right behind Lester. I'm not too optimistic about today's game, though; something tells me it might have been a long night for some of these guys yesterday!

 

[Melana]

Crickets???

 

[paulthenurse]

Crickets???

Sunday is a day for friends, family, beer and football. Not hanging out on HBT.

Or in my case Sunday is a day for being woken up by the little bastars across the street serenading the neigbborhood with his trumpet, last minute cramming and taking tests on line while under the direct camera observation of some dude in Bengladesh.

I swear some week I'm going to take the f'ing tests wearing a bannana hammock and nothing else.

 

[Melana]

Sorry... I was just sitting down after a long day!

 

[paulthenurse]

Sorry. I was being Mr Crankypants. Comes with being sleep deprived. Who lets their f'ing kid go out and play his trumpet on the front lawn when the kid just picked it up for the first time last week? I wanted to walk over their and grabbed the friggin thing fromthe kid and cram it up the fathers arsehole. "There you go Moron. Now every time you time you fart you can practice scales. Blow your flugelhorn now, Farktard!"

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

how was everyones weekend? I just got back from a weekend trip to the smokey mountains in Tennessee. What a great weekend. I know you all missed me. have a great night

 

[paulthenurse]

Masstoberfest is this Saturday. Pass it on.


A reminder that if you would like to bring along a package of white tube sox, men's or woman's, to Masstoberfest I'll see that they get to where they are needed. For those of you who don't know, I work part time for Boston Health Care for the Homeless, at the Long Island Shelter, the Woods Mullen shelter and at the NE Shelter for Homeless Veterans. Foot problems are epidemic amongst the homeless. You and I take clean dry shoes and socks for granted, the homeless don't have that luxury. Winter is coming. Help us help them. Thanks . Paul

 

[Melana]

Not a problem Paul... we'll be there with socks!
I have a pair of shoes (sneaker type shoes - never worn) that I can donate if you'd like those!

 

[PaulTheOriginal]

Socks, no problem as we discussed. Shoes, how about used? And, with or without Yeager still in them?

 

[the_bird]

Socks, no problem as we discussed. Shoes, how about used? And, with or without Yeager still in them?

Do you really think ANYONE, homeless or not, wants to walk a mile in Yeager's shoes?

 

[Melana]

Socks, no problem as we discussed. Shoes, how about used? And, with or without Yeager still in them?

Paul, do you mean Yeagers brand new cement shoes?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Paul, do you mean Yeagers brand new cement shoes?

that would be awesome, at the bottom of boston harbor

 

[Melana]

Nah, they'd find him in Boston Harbor... it's all 'clean' now you know.

 

[paulthenurse]

Walking a mike in Beef Stick's shoes wouldn't be THAT bad.


So long as you walked where, when and how Her Most Imperial LeeAnne-ness told you to.

Thanks for the offer of shoes, but lets just stick with socks for now. Socks are something we give out daily in the medical clinic, I don't know how or where shoes are dealt with.

 

[Melana]

No problem!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Nah, they'd find him in Boston Harbor... it's all 'clean' now you know.

ok, granite links quarry...thats a black hole and they would never find hm there

 

[paulthenurse]

Saturday looks like its going to be 70 degrees, not a cloud in the sky and gentle breezes. In other words, a perfect day for a BBQ. Not that it really matters but of those coming, who plans on brewing?

And if you are coming and have a pop up tent would you mind bringing it? It's nice to have a bunch, just in case. Also, if you have folding chairs throw them in the car too. You can never have too many chairs.

Oh ya, strippers. Who's bringing the strippers?

 

[Melana]

Beer and food would also be good to bring.

 

[paulthenurse]

A close second to strippers.


Wait a minute... I'm thinking about Mort.......

WTF sort of self respecting stripper would agree to show up at a BBQ with Mort as her 'Sponsor? Ok. Forget the whole idea of strippers. Especially you Mort. No strippers.

<mumbling under my breath>. "Farkin' A. That's JUST what I need. Mort showing up with strippers."
~~~shudder~~~~

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

could be worse, i could be the stripper

 

[Melana]

Worse how?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

you havent seen me, I make ptn look svelt

 

[Melana]

He's not?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

crickets

 

[Melana]

Looks that way.

 

[Melana]

Aaaaaaaand crickets again.