The Dark Crystal

[EoinMag]

I distinctly remember the documentary "The making of the Dark Crystal" to be a much much better movie than the actual film it was documenting. Early animatronics and Henson magic, it was great. The movie itself was a steaming turd.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Gelfling Ale

Skeksis Stout

Mystic Wit

Augra's One-Eyed Brown

Paudling Pale

Regards, GF.

......i.....what the..........ach...........AHHHHHHHHH?!?!??!!??!

OK. Loved your suggestions, but for the aggregious lack of mention of the gelfling essence IPA.....I may have to put a hit on you.......

I distinctly remember the documentary "The making of the Dark Crystal" to be a much much better movie than the actual film it was documenting. Early animatronics and Henson magic, it was great. The movie itself was a steaming turd.

Back when it was awesome nerds being creative rather than EXTRA nerdy nerds synthesizing code and letting computers do all the work? Yeah, and to date?.....MORE CRAPPY LOOKING THAN HENSON'S WORK.

HATE CGI. You should hear my young kids call out CGI in a heartbeat.

they are more mesmerized by somewhat capably operated muppets.

 

[landshark]

......i.....what the..........ach...........AHHHHHHHHH?!?!??!!??!

OK. Loved your suggestions, but for the aggregious lack of mention of the gelfling essence IPA.....I may have to put a hit on you.......

I thought the Gelfing Ale was just a shortened version of Gelfing Essence IPA.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I thought the Gelfing Ale was just a shortened version of Gelfing Essence IPA.

No no no!!!!

Simple Gelfling ale is actually only dry hopped with gelflings.

The IPA contains 2 oz of actual essence.

 

[thepartsmancometh]

My lhbs doesn't seem to carry gelfling essence, where can I get some?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

No no no!!!!

Simple Gelfling ale is actually only dry hopped with gelflings.

The IPA contains 2 oz of actual essence.

Yeah. But the trouble is you gotta milk a Gelfling.

And I dunno about you, but there is no way I am touching Stephen Tylers junk.

 

[TxBrew]

Only surprise about The Last Unicorn, is the cast of real actors who emberrassed themselves in that crap fest. It was a bad attempt by americans at japanimation.
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084237/

You are correct.

That's nuts. I haven't seen it some time, I'll have to sit down and check it out as an adult.

 

[cheezydemon3]

My lhbs doesn't seem to carry gelfling essence, where can I get some?

ahhhh....I see.

Yeah. But the trouble is you gotta milk a Gelfling.

And I dunno about you, but there is no way I am touching Stephen Tylers junk.

And so it begins.........

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084237/

You are correct.

That's nuts. I haven't seen it some time, I'll have to sit down and check it out as an adult.

Phew. get some homebrew in you first. It isn't Troll 2, but it still SUCKS.

 

[static]

And so it begins.........

You're a braver man than I CD3

 

[cheezydemon3]

You're a braver man than I CD3

an epic journey...no wait....I just meant here goes 3-4 pages of nonsensical sh!t from you, me and gila

 

[static]

This is a thread about Dark Crystal so it's already 4 pages of nonsensical sh!t. At least that's what i thought it was.... great now I'm confused again. I'm gonna go cuddle my mystic till the crystal is healed.

 

[cheezydemon3]

This is a thread about Dark Crystal so it's already 4 pages of nonsensical sh!t. At least that's what i thought it was.... great now I'm confused again. I'm gonna go cuddle my mystic till the crystal is healed.

Look, I like you man, but why is it your job to go into a thread, state the obvious, (bringing the great nonsensical humor to a grinding halt) and then proceed to join in?

Oh wait....static........ "stationary or not moving" grinding halt....."noise or disruption" that fits too.......hmmmmmmmm A new species of troll?

Anywho...the crystal is healed there is this documentary about it called THE DARK CRYSTAL.

 

[static]

What are you trying to say???

I'd swear it was 80's movie weekend. The following were either on TV or discussed in conversation...

Big Trouble in Little China
Red Dawn
Jonny Nemonic
Poltergeist
Cocoon
Nightmare on Elm Street


I return you now to your regularly scheduled Dark Crystal worship.

 

[cheezydemon3]

What are you trying to say???

Look, I like you man, but why is it your job to go into a thread, state the obvious, (bringing the great nonsensical humor to a grinding halt) and then proceed to join in?

Oh wait....static........ "stationary or not moving" grinding halt....."noise or disruption" that fits too.......hmmmmmmmm A new species of troll?

Lol, I am saying that you wait until 3-4 pages in, and then go into my threads accusing everyone of nonsensical useless posts, and then you jump in like an old hand. It is OK, I aint mad.

Now this is all just crazy talk.

This was 5 pages into the "do you ever lager" poll, from our discussion about lagering cats and dogs.

 

[static]

Lol, I am saying that you wait until 3-4 pages in, and then go into my threads accusing everyone of nonsensical useless posts, and then you jump in like an old hand. It is OK, I aint mad.



This was 5 pages into the "do you ever lager" poll, from our discussion about lagering cats and dogs.

That was not an accusation it was a statement of fact and crazy in its own right.

Besides he was talking about having his particulate dropping out of suspension, I don't know about you but my particulate has dropped far enough... oh wait not that kind... Nevermind...My Bad.

I think tonight will be a drink heavily night after i mow the lawn. Wanye's World is on at 8 on VH1. Maybe ill toss in the Princess Bride afterwards.

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

I LOVE the crazy talk.

 

[cheezydemon3]

lol

staticcheezy

 

[Hang Glider]

Damn...I was expecting a thread about crystal lovibond 80 and above....

 

[static]

I do need to get a porter in the pipeline

 

[cheezydemon3]

Like right??!?!?!?!!

Or belgian candy sugar.

What if the dark crystal really is made of dark belgian candy? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! One DELICIOUS crystal!!

The Gelfling Essence IPA is taking form....I can see it in my bowl of gruel taking shape....

 

[static]

Ya know.... I have some hop vines the swmbo planted cause their pretty, yes definantly a keeper, but i have no idea what they are so i call them mystery hops and brew anyway.... MYSTIC MYSTERY PORTER!!!!!!!

Cheezy Genius!!!!!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Ya know.... I have some hop vines the swmbo planted cause their pretty, yes definantly a keeper, but i have no idea what they are so i call them mystery hops and brew anyway.... MYSTIC MYSTERY PORTER!!!!!!!

YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!!

He brews with mysterious hops like a brave and fearless fighter pilot, and his swmbo plants hops.

You are like a greek GOD or something!

Cheezy Genius!!!!!

NO!!NO!!!!


well......OK!