hunter_le five
Sheriff Underscore
I have a really annoying dog. Will the goat annoy the dog as much as the dog annoys me? That would be a plus.
Sure, I can promise that.
I have a really annoying dog. Will the goat annoy the dog as much as the dog annoys me? That would be a plus.
I used to have a goat. A 68. High output 400, the old 'his and her' shift gate. Mississippi Queen playing on the 8-track... The good old days.
Did it eat a tree?![]()
I used to have a goat. A 68. High output 400, the old 'his and her' shift gate. Mississippi Queen playing on the 8-track... The good old days.
Years ago I did some volunteer work at a local animal sanctuary, for a brief period of time. Mostly manual labor like shovelling ****, hanging nets, putting up fencing, distributing food/water, changing bedding/mulch, etc.
They rescued wild animals that had been injured, pets abandoned by their owners, and livestock whose owners could no longer afford to care for them. They had everything from bald eagles, hedgehogs, vultures, dogs, cats, rabbits, horses, owls, deer... if it was some sort of animal that would quickly die on its own in the wild, these people would take it in.
Most of the animals lived either in large cages or segregated in pens. The one animal that was allowed to roam the property freely was a. It was a pretty smart creature, and knew better than to run away from its food source, or to mess with the other animals. It was very friendly, and would give you a gentle headbutt whenever it wanted attention from you. It loved getting head-scratches.
One day I was busy shovelling **** or whatever, and thecame up and gave me a headbutt. I turned around, pet him briefly, and went back to work. He wanted more, so he headbutted me again.
Not wanting to be distracted from all the work I had to do, I ignored him. He headbutted me again. I ignored him again. He headbutted me again, a little harder this time.
I used ignore. It was not effective.
Headbutt again, even harder this time. Annoyed, I turned around, and gently but firmly pushed him away by the horns. Bad idea. He thought I was trying to play with him. Keep in mind thisprobably weighed as much as I did, if not more.
He came at me hard this time, but I was ready for it. Headbutt. Push. Headbutt. Push. The forces applied were increasing with each exchange, theand I locked in a battle of wills.
Before long, we were both on the ground, wrestling for dominance in the mud and the ****.
And that was when they asked me to leave the animal sanctuary.
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Wow, please tell me that joke was intended and everyone else missed it.
Or I'm an incredible *******.
The latter may apply either way.
Wait?! The goat you were milking had balls?![]()
I just bought an old house on 10 acres of land. There is a barn, an old lean-to, and a fenced in area that used to house horses. It has crossed my mind to get a goat or two and maybe a few chickens.
What are the pros and cons on getting some goats?![]()
I used to have a goat. A 68. High output 400, the old 'his and her' shift gate. Mississippi Queen playing on the 8-track... The good old days.
They are like dogs that you _really_ don't want to let into the house. They are herd animals and if you don't have another herd animal for it to bond to, they will be in the house (guaranteed).
They are browsers, more closely related to deer. If you want one to keep the grass down, don't count on it. They tend to like bushes, shrubs, trees, etc, before they will eat down the grass.
Goats are actually picky eaters. They have very sensitive lips and will take anything into their mouths to check it out (it's their main sense of touch).
They are as smart as most breeds of dogs. Mine know their names, their order of coming out to milk, how to open doors and latches, the difference between the in door and the out door to their pen, and how to find the most difficult spot to pull them out from when I pull the truck up and hook it to the trailer.
They can be the sweetest and friendliest companions and then turn around to be the biggest pain the @$$ you can imagine.
Our very own goat thread and @Hunter_la5 is no where to be found?
Our city just allowed goat keeping. We have two Nigerian dwarves on their way, and some goats.
How does everyone feel about sheep (aka the nicer fluffier goat)? I have a feeling I know @yeastylad's answer (being from Scotland and all), but I feel as though sheep need some representation.
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Missed that rule...oops, I'll keep quiet now.
Sheep are beautiful delicate flowers. I rescued one from a peat bog once. I won't tell you how it showed it's gratitude.
How does everyone feel about sheep (aka the nicer fluffier goat)? I have a feeling I know @yeastylad's answer (being from Scotland and all), but I feel as though sheep need some representation.
And because required for every post
Missed that rule...oops, I'll keep quiet now.
I used to have a goat. A 68. High output 400, the old 'his and her' shift gate. Mississippi Queen playing on the 8-track... The good old days.
It was a joke. Maybe I'm just not very funny.
I wish I still had it.
I think someone missed out on the 'birds and bees' talk....
No story, just a picture. Aran Islands, Ireland 2012.
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Pros:
1) Never mow your lawn again
2) Real life goaticon
3) Wrestling buddy
Cons:
1) Absolutely none, and don't you dare say otherwise.
Actually Pro #1 is wrong. Sheep will keep your lawn mowed,will not. They'll keep your shrubs trimmed for you, but not your lawn.
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are browsers, while sheep are grazers.
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So then, dos support HTML and java script?
Actually Pro #1 is wrong. Sheep will keep your lawn mowed,will not. They'll keep your shrubs trimmed for you, but not your lawn.
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are browsers, while sheep are grazers.
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My ignorance is showing.
I know more about werstlings than keeping
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Whatever "werstling" is...
I'd best keep that between me and the![]()
Whatever "werstling" is...
It's ok. Mywould eat grass until he spit up what looked like a McDonalds shamrock milkshake. So, I would've thought the same.
ummmm...do you know something about shamrock milkshakes we would rather not know?
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Yeah.
They look like regurgitated grasspuke. I imagine they taste quite similar too.
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