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[SnickASaurusRex]

Fatr girtl is mi boss, she havf my f;knn age, but nooooooo she nose thi wrlds bettr me. i tellsis her to go f'nn off. she tells her boss.her boss has talk to me, juss shake is hed and laughs, tellss me to find anouthrr sight tfor the day. I do girl ocmes rund again but this time I filps her off an say yuo meed to leern to piss with out raisn her hand from nowo pn..


She skoofs n sais she sais she thinks it her-ass-meant that i uyus workds like that. Fat girl tells here boss it juss ssl like a bad touch.

Now is wtch the stuip video bout the ladis in there owork invoronet and how to apoorpreltly talk thme.

Then mi do has gass likthe sewer in sumer

siiht

 

[Revvy]

Druk translator to aisle 9, Druk translator to aisle 9!!!

We haven't really needed you since the classic porch couch thread...but we sure as heck could use you now!!!!!

 

[Revvy]

Fatr girtl is mi boss, she havf my f;knn age, but nooooooo she nose thi wrlds bettr me. i tellsis her to go f'nn off. she tells her boss.her boss has talk to me, juss shake is hed and laughs, tellss me to find anouthrr sight tfor the day. I do girl ocmes rund again but this time I filps her off an say yuo meed to leern to piss with out raisn her hand from nowo pn..


She skoofs n sais she sais she thinks it her-ass-meant that i uyus workds like that. Fat girl tells here boss it juss ssl like a bad touch.

Now is wtch the stuip video bout the ladis in there owork invoronet and how to apoorpreltly talk thme.

Then mi do has gass likthe sewer in sumer

siiht

Oh wait, I think I might speak this particular dialect of drukken rambling...hang on

Fat girl is my boss, she is half my fekin age. But NOOOOOO she knows the world better than me. I tell her to go fek off. She tells HER boss, her boss has to talk to me, he just shakes his head and laughs and tell me to find another site for the day. I do, but girl comes round, I flip her off and say "you need to learn to piss without raising your hand from now on.

 

[Revvy]

She skoofs n sais she sais she thinks it her-ass-meant that i uyus workds like that. Fat girl tells here boss it juss ssl like a bad touch.

Now is wtch the stuip video bout the ladis in there owork invoronet and how to appropriately talk thme.

Then mi do has gass likthe sewer in sumer

siiht

More;

She (I dunno) and says she thinks it's harassment that I use words like that. Fat girl tells her boss it just (something) like a bad touch.

No w I have to watch this stupid video about the ladies in their work environemnt and how to appropriately take them home...no that's not it TALK TO THEM.

THen my dog has gas like the sewer in summer (WTF?!?!)

Poop

You'll either thank me or regret this when you sober up...

 

[SnickASaurusRex]

ess swmbers so pkiiss she lseep aat hermom hous.

 

[Revvy]

ess swmbers so pkiiss she lseep aat hermom hous.

It's swambo so piss off and sleep at herman hess?!?

Uh, this is a dialect I am not familiar with....it may even be the rare swahili druk....

 

[Fingers]

ess swmbers so pkiiss she lseep aat hermom hous.

Let me try this one:

urg fuuzzlges pl frrks so iigggk she aaakdnd ruu omrnrr fackt.

Hmm. That doesn't make much sense. I guess I'll leave this to Revvy.

 

[Revvy]

Let me try this one:

urg fuuzzlges pl frrks so iigggk she aaakdnd ruu omrnrr fackt.

Hmm. That doesn't make much sense. I guess I'll leave this to Revvy.

Nah, my friend, your guess is as good as mine.

 

[Borisbbadd]

Damn, now I'm really lost.............

 

[SnickASaurusRex]

ess yes e godd ets the goo in frnteer out bi grden n poo gas tlik the summr suwer.

 

[Fingers]

Ah, yes, good, it's the stuff in front out by the garden that ****s gas like the summer sewer.

I can see!!!

 

[thataintchicken]

three or four more posts and I'll have enough diction data to program a translator.

 

[thataintchicken]

Ah, yes, good, it's the stuff in front out by the garden that ****s gas like the summer sewer.

I can see!!!

aah .. Black and Tan's seem to be the mystical elixers required for understanding.

 

[SnickASaurusRex]

no noo nsuhi cant see sdtright

 

[Borisbbadd]

aah .. Black and Tan's seem to be the mystical elixers required for understanding.

Time for a beer run !!!

 

[SnickASaurusRex]

I dont undstadn she getss to do this stubib siit and i gerts to swatch te cideo dow i in trublt with swimboh and wit worlk. danm i wreather sell shoews

 

[thataintchicken]

I dont undstadn she getss to do this stubib siit and i gerts to swatch te cideo dow i in trublt with swimboh and wit worlk. danm i wreather sell shoews

translator works!

I don;t understand. She gets to do this stupid sh*t and I get to watch the video.
Now, I in trouble with SWMBO and with work.
Damn.
I'd rather sell shoes.

 

[SnickASaurusRex]

hey chilkin thst post 1000. woo hoo for u

 

[Borisbbadd]

I gotta try this.......


I don't understand, she gets to do this stupid **** and I get to watch the video. I'm in trouble with swambo and with work. Damn I would rather sell shoes.

 

[thataintchicken]

hey chilkin thst post 1000. woo hoo for u

woot. time for a surprise.

 

[Borisbbadd]

Your translator works faster than mine.

 

[thataintchicken]

I gotta try this.......


I don't understand, she gets to do this stupid **** and I get to watch the video. I'm in trouble with swambo and with work. Damn I would rather sell shoes.

see.. it works.

 

[thataintchicken]

Your translator works faster than mine.

quoted.



890

 

[FlyingHorse]

ess swmbers so pkiiss she lseep aat hermom hous.

Apparently, enough Ordinary Bitter works as a translator, too. (don't try this at home, kids):

"SWMBO's so pissed she's sleeping at her mom's house"

 

[SnickASaurusRex]

ep she so md

 

[FlyingHorse]

ep she so md

Why? Don't understand how SWMBO got dragged into an issue between you and your <insert expletive of your choice> boss...

 

[Fingers]

I think you should call her. Right now. Talk to her Mom first and tell her how much you love her. Post back here and let us know how it went.

 

[SnickASaurusRex]

i tod her about it

 

[SnickASaurusRex]

fingres - good idee

 

[Fingers]

fingres - good idee

Not really, but like a good train wreck.....