So I met this girl...

[Inkleg]

Been married to crazy for 13 years.
My advise is just learn to sleep with one eye open. I have.

 

[b-boy]

It can be amazing, mind bending fun. Until she tears down your life, puts nails in your tires, steals your mail, and accuses you of crimes.
Wonder how I know?

• Leaves notes on your car window whenever you come back to your car, no matter where you are....
• Writes your name over and over and over in a notebook you find in her apartment. I mean like the entire notebook.
• Still leaves notes on your car window when you attempt to hide your car 2 blocks from where you work....
• Still calls you 2 years after you broke up...
• Tracks down your parents, whom she's never met, by getting a list of everyone with your last name in the town you grew up in (400 miles away from where you now live). Proceeds to call each person on the list and ask if they know you. Finally gets hold of your mother and asks for your new phone number and address......
• Causes you to literally drop to the ground and crawl away when you happen to see her in public.....

Like I said, have fun.

Crazy girl sex is pretty good though.

 

[lschiavo]

• Leaves notes on your car window whenever you come back to your car, no matter where you are....
• Writes your name over and over and over in a notebook you find in her apartment. I mean like the entire notebook.
• Still leaves notes on your car window when you attempt to hide your car 2 blocks from where you work....
• Still calls you 2 years after you broke up...
• Tracks down your parents, whom she's never met, by getting a list of everyone with your last name in the town you grew up in (400 miles away from where you now live). Proceeds to call each person on the list and ask if they know you. Finally gets hold of your mother and asks for your new phone number and address......
• Causes you to literally drop to the ground and crawl away when you happen to see her in public.....

Like I said, have fun.

I have been chosen to see the pictures. She is hot enough that the above may apply. Use caution my friend.

 

[b-boy]

I'm not saying don't do it. I'm just saying prepare for the hurricane that will inevitably follow. Oh, and enjoy the ride.

 

[Yeastieboy]

Pics

 

[lschiavo]

Pics

Yes. I've seen them too. She is hot right?

 

[hifidelity]

Yes. I've seen them too. She is hot right?

You're the only one who's seen them.

 

[lschiavo]

You're the only one who's seen them.

I know. I was bragging. I wish I had permission to show off your hot date...

 

[Precious_Paul]

Gotta take the rough with the smooth. Get yourself a big girl with good credit

 

[hifidelity]

I know. I was bragging. I wish I had permission to show off your hot date...

Haha...sorry I've had a couple beers and didn't get the sarcasm. Permission denied (but I trust you already understood that) But thanks for vouching for her hotness. I mean...throwing a toy poodle into the ocean while smiling like that...how can you resist that amount of crazyhot?

 

[hifidelity]

Gotta take the rough with the smooth. Get yourself a big girl with good credit

Eff that...my credit score is 799...I don't need no cosigner...

 

[Precious_Paul]

Well no, but it means she has some logic

 

[hifidelity]

Well no, but it means she has some logic

I tried that...got married to the female equivalent of me when I was 23. After 11 years she decided that she didn't want to be married to me anymore and wasn't able to give me a good reason why. Branching out to something fun and different now...

 

[day_trippr]

Eff that...my credit score is 799...I don't need no cosigner...

If I'm not mistaken, the inference was to hooking up with a "financial Black Hole"...

Cheers!

 

[lschiavo]

If I'm not mistaken, the inference was to hooking up with a "financial Black Hole"...

Cheers!

That's deep and dirty from any angle. Do that.

 

[Precious_Paul]

That's deep and dirty from any angle. Do that.

Thinking a long the same lines

 

[hifidelity]

We're meeting for lunch today (her idea) and she picked a pizza place that's remarkably close to her house...

 

[JonM]

Second date, just put that out of your mind. If it goes that direction, awesome. But don't get all worked up in the meantime.

 

[flars]

You came here for advice on dating! Not too many here can even stay on track with "Funny things heard about beer".

If you can't enjoy or understand the way she expresses herself, you are the wrong person for her.

 

[Dixon9717]

Batsh!t crazy can be fun at arms length. Don't get to close an enjoy the ride until it's over.

 

[Peruvian802]

We're meeting for lunch today (her idea) and she picked a pizza place that's remarkably close to her house...

Let me give you some advise.

 

[mongoose33]

I'm a little distressed that we are without an update and it's WELL past lunch....

Unless it was a LONG lunch.....

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You didn't watch the evening news did you?

 

[kombat]

Still can't see the pics ...

 

[bob1852]

Guess she really was crazy...

R.I.P.

 

[Schlenkerla]

Maybe he's checking her fluid levels..... It's possible it says to add.

???

I'd like to know his daffynishun of Bat Schlitz-crazy.

I hope he has a lock screen on his phone and has fingerprint unlock.

If she's finds this thread he's fooked bad.

I'd stop this thread and talk to his best bud. Let him meet her. Then figger it out.

Depends how good the strange is... ...his friend opinion might not matter if it's the best nut ever.

If she holds a job down and he can meet her friends that says a lot.

Unless they are more puzzling to the situation itself and she's recruiting for fight club.

 

[bionut]

It's ok, until you make her mad and she kills your dog and set your house on fire. Just kidding... Or not...

 

[Jwin]

All people are crazy. Some wear it better. Some hide it better.
Enjoy life and all it's interactions. Better to decide if you can live with it now than 5 years down the line.

 

[Homercidal]

She's found this thread on his laptop! OH #$%!

 

[hifidelity]

Sorry for the lack of a response...date #2 went well. I got home too late to respond last night. We ended up getting pizza for lunch, then we went to a local microbrew (where she picked up the tab), then to her favorite dive bar close to her place. By then it was getting a little later so she invited me to her place to cook me dinner. She's a good cook, by the way...

After that we rolled around on the sofa for just a bit before I realized what time it was and needed to hit the road. We're both very much looking forward to date #3.

With my new data it seems that she's closer to the "fun crazy" end of the spectrum rather than "bad crazy". Time will tell. She's fun to hang out with, so I'm going to keep it going for a little while longer before I make a final determination.