I'll never buy the skunking in minutes idea, with "science" behind it or through these stories. Why are pint glasses clear? Nearly all of them? Why don't bars open after dark? Sam Adams designed the "perfect beer glass" that takes in consideration all aspects of getting the best beer taste and aroma that you can...its clear!
Do you guys turn down beers during the day knowing that it will skunk before you finish it. I leave beers on my porch in an ice bucket all summer when I mow, they don't skunk. People say all lights skunk beer...really? Do you bottle in the dark? Do you have night googles for siphoning? Do none of you brew during the day?
I'm not saying beer doesn't skunk, but in minutes? I am personally filing that theory in a little draw along with hot side aeration and and a few other "truths" about brewing. I'm not flaming, but I literally can't wrap my head around this idea.