Should Deathbrewer shave his mustache?

[ezboarderz]

I mean only Mikael Åkerfeldt can pull that off:cross:

 

[Beernik]

No, he should grow a beard.

 

[Dalarast]

'Stache all the way! Rock it if you can 'cause great men have rocked the 'stache.. Magnum PI, Mario and Luigi, the cast of Supertroopers, Ron Burgendy....

Don't let them put you down man... file for your rights: http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/

Besides as you said in another post it gives you a hispanic look which can be helpful in Cali

 

[dataz722]

Your missing the option in the poll for "can it really be considered a mustache?"

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Well, with all that long hair I think he should what all the real Divas do. Shave it off and pencil it back in.

 

[Pumbaa]

have to see it to make that call . . .

 

[HBHoss]

First he needs to grow a mustache.

 

[Fingers]

It would unleash the ugly...!

 

[IrregularPulse]

I agree with data and HBHoss. He needs the mustache first.

 

[bigdug]

He probably just needs to wipe his top lip.

 

[DavidSteel]

No, he should grow a beard.

+100, though I don't know if he has the kind of facial hair that would compliment him

 

[HoppyDaze]

isnt this thread worthless without pictures?

 

[ezboarderz]

haha look at the partial mash tutorial in the beginners section for pics.

 

[Yooper]

have to see it to make that call . . .

He needs a 'stache like Pumbaa's! That look is a great look on Pumbaa- why not on DB?

 

[DavidSteel]

haha look at the partial mash tutorial in the beginners section for pics.

 

[Beernik]

+100, though I don't know if he has the kind of facial hair that would compliment him

The right beard can fix a bad stash. I grow a Swedish porn stash but my hollywoodian rocks, if I do say so myself.

 

[dr_finklestein]

I love the fact that whoever took this picture is reaching for a beer!

 

[mordantly]

thicken or reomove.

 

[Homercidal]

I love the fact that whoever took this picture is reaching for a beer!

Looks like someone is stealing HIS beer!

"Dude, why you steal my beer when I got my hands full of grain?"

As for the mustache, I think it kind of goes with all of the rest. I'd probably recommend shaving it all off. I mean he's got all of that lovely long hair. The facial growth just kind of distracts from it IMO.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

1st he needs to GROW a moustache; THEN he could shave it.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Your missing the option in the poll for "can it really be considered a mustache?"

This.

isnt this thread worthless without pictures?

SRSLY...you guys have no idea.

haha look at the partial mash tutorial in the beginners section for pics.

That's nothing.

I love the fact that whoever took this picture is reaching for a beer!

Actually, they are handing ME a beer

thicken or reomove.

It doesn't thicken! Pictures to follow...

 

[Revvy]

I dunno....DB does get the hot chix with that stash, so I think we should just let it be and bask in the glory that is Death.

 

[dataz722]

I was wondering if you were going to show up in here.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Of course I'm here...I have the day off! You guys are lucky we're not talking about pubes.

 

[DeathBrewer]

I dunno....DB does get the hot chix with that stash, so I think we should just let it be and bask in the glory that is Death.

To be fair...they're not in it for the mustache

 

[dataz722]

Of course I'm here...I have the day off! You guys are lucky we're not talking about pubes.

No, we had that thread a couple years ago.

 

[babalu87]

1st he needs to GROW a moustache; THEN he could shave it.

This

To be fair...they're not in it for the mustache

Good thing...................

 

[DeathBrewer]

Alright, are you guys ready?

 

[DeathBrewer]

The old fuzzy mustache is sexy. And it gives scratch mustache rides.

The new lengthy molestache sneaks out of the room at night while I'm sleeping and makes phone calls with heavy breathing.

Ok, that's enough.

See? You people had no friggin' clue how bad it really was.

 

[mmb]

All I can think of is the Pirate movie and NOT the one available behind the counter...

Very much the pubestach, DB. I feel for ya, cause I have the same problem when attempting facial hair.

 

[DeathBrewer]

I'm not attempting anything...I've just been incredibly lazy lately.

I should shave it, tho. I think I'll keep the goat again for a little while.

 

[the_Roqk]

If you shave it off it will grow back thicker. Atleast that's what I was told whence I started shaving some 30+ years ago. Or you can trim it up and have a nice Douglas Fairbanks look. Hmmm. maybe even a Don Juan look!

 

[DeathBrewer]

That's not true. Hair grows at the rate it grows...it just increases as you get older and it's tougher when it's freshly shaven and hasn't been beaten down.

My mustache actually curves up at the end. If I held off on shaving I could probably get it to loop

 

[mmb]

My mustache actually curves up at the end. If I held off on shaving I could probably get it to loop

It's a use for all that earwax collected from the dead hookers.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Good plan! I was wondering what to do with all that stuff...

 

[ezboarderz]

hahahahaha wow

Did you cut the long hair or just rocking a ponytail?

 

[DeathBrewer]

I always wear a ponytail with my hat. I can't wear beanies because they don't work with a ponytail and I don't want to look like a stoner hippy scumbag with it.

 

[ezboarderz]

haha i rock the beanie with my long hair all the time, i suppose you could say i look like "stoner hippie scum" but my "Death" and "Slayer" shirts say otherwise.

But yeah, shave that thing!

 

[DeathBrewer]

Yeah, I rock the Slayer, but still feel like this guy:

lol, I'm going to trim it before I shave it. Ya know...try it out.

 

[mordantly]

it's a better 'stache than i can get, but it makes you look scruffy due to the bristle-ness. i still re-vote 70's porno model!