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cheezydemon3

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SO the James Bond series is limp and dead as far as I am concerned.

Daniel Craig gave us the impression that new life was found with Casino Royalle, but then the second Bond movie with him in it sucked goats until the goats first complained and then demanded an outright "STOP!!!!"

Salt isn't exactly Bond. don't get me wrong.

Salt is an extremely competent US agent, but hardly the sarcastic sexy tongue in cheek "I'm a bad ass" character.

AWESOME plausable plot, well acted, changing hairstyles on one the 10 hottest people to ever walk the earth, powerful but believeable action.

Awesome plot twists.


Must watch.
 
Is this the Jolie flick where they bathed to heal?

I'd like to see her after she put on some weight. I bet she looks amazing with some meat on her.

Is SALT on Netflix Instant?
 
you would think it would be, but it isn't (or I just couldn't find it).

I've given up trying to figure out what to expect on Netflix.

My boy just got Lego Indiana Jones, so, I thought we'd watch some Indiana Jones movies together to help tie the plot. Nope. None of them are on instant. WTF?

Is Netflix still at odds with Sony? I think IMDB said SALT is a Sony pictures production.
 
I thought Salt was pretty damn good. Since you mention Bond, will it be a series? I could go for somewhere Joile shooting people and looking hot! Come to think of it, I thought Mr & Mrs Smith was pretty cool too. She's is smokin' as a bad ass!
 
I thought Salt was pretty damn good. Since you mention Bond, will it be a series? I could go for somewhere Joile shooting people and looking hot! Come to think of it, I thought Mr & Mrs Smith was pretty cool too. She's is smokin' as a bad ass!

I thought Mr and Mrs Smith SUCKED. Couldn't watch it.

Where M&M Smith was silly and trying to be cute, SALT was as serious and gritty as it comes.

That surprised me into LOVING it.

SPOILER - when she kept a straight face while they offed her husband, and then she executed every last motherfocking one of them when they decided they could trust her??????......DAMN!!!!!

(ALSO spoiler) AND.....when she tazed that cop to get his comatose body to convulse and push the gas, and she just shifted from D to reverse, and took out all of those cops and rammed her way off of the freeway? DAMN again!
 
She did say you are both notoriously instant.

Angie? When did you talk to her? Yep, no matter how many times we have gotten down in one night, I am still "on demand" when she wants more. I load faster than netflix too......;)

(doesn't hurt that she would give a dead mole-rat an erection)
 
The tourist was pretty awesome too.

Johnny Depp is amazing...there! I SAID IT.

i want to find a fault, but even Rango was pure genius.
 
The tourist was pretty awesome too.

Johnny Depp is amazing...there! I SAID IT.

i want to find a fault, but even Rango was pure genius.

I'll admit the Tourist was decent. Did not care for AJ's look in that film tho.

I was surprised my kids weren't all that interested in Rango. The Oscar's Oasis series tho', they are fanatical about. (shrug).
 
I'll admit the Tourist was decent. Did not care for AJ's look in that film tho.

I was surprised my kids weren't all that interested in Rango. The Oscar's Oasis series tho', they are fanatical about. (shrug).

Opposite for my kids, and honestly i liked Rango's rambling lies more than they did.
 
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