Renting and Growing Hops

[cheezydemon3]

What do yall want, a magic unicorn or possibly some random member to post his secret for growing hops in styrofoam cups for decades?

Sorry to sound so harsh, but the info is out there, it's thrown at you, and topics like this come up all the time, the truth is told, people don't want to listen, make excuses, I used to be a moron also, so no hate coming anyone's way. I 'm just going to go hump the fridge

Ummmm SEARCH BUTTON MUCH????

sorry, but when something has been covered, and we have to rehash it all again......

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/only-one-mythical-beast-life-293117/index6.html

Are we babies? Fletch wanted a 1 and done "Heres is what I think, and I used to be a moron" can we blame him? (And I am so glad to be turned back on to these unicorns!!)

I was using hop faries to do the labor in wrapping my treated planks in foodsafe plastic, to protect from COPPER PIOISONING!!! but evidently if you kill the unicorn and wrap it's skin around the wood, it doesn't leach nasty BPA from the plastic when the soil reaches 200 degrees F!!!

(It may take 4-5 unicorns to cover a 3x3 growbox)

Also, the faries have more energy for bow hunting aphids and protecting my bear....

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f39/apparently-i-have-evil-gnomes-stealing-bear-out-my-primary-187905/

Also, also, grind up the horn and use it as fertilizer. My hallertaur infused w/unicorn was around 125% AA last year.

Also, also, also I don't think fletch was attacking anyone personally, and we need to be sensetive to his handicap.(used to be a moron)


moosebites can be nasty

 

[cheezydemon3]

thread killa...................

 

[DrJerryrigger]

thread killa...................

You said the magic words, now it'll never die, with out mod power that is...

I'd have to agree with those who said putting them in the ground if at all possible is the best option. Just dig them up and put them in trash bags, they'll be fine in bags for a month or more if they stay most and cool enough to stay dormant.
Though for first year plants you'll get a good amount of growth in a bucket and can transplant them next year. You'd need a really big bucket to get a good producing plant, but you wont get there in one year no matter where you plant them.

 

[HARDHEAD]

thread killa...................

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e5a7/

 

[cheezydemon3]

That is just what I needed Hardhead!

Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat.

•14 ounces of delicious unicorn meat, canned for your convenience
•Imported from a small independent cannery in County Meath, Ireland
•Okay, for real: you can't eat this. It's a dismembered stuffed unicorn in a can.

Gonna get one of those shirts for my daughter.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/womens/de42/

 

[DrJerryrigger]

Wow, really going right for the kill there... funny, I don't remember you being on the olde TKT... though maybe I know you by a different name, which is now banned for life.