Rant: Stinky MF'ers...

[Evan!]

Infectious diseased goop? Remind me to never do a beerswap with you, Petunia.

 

[Philip1993]

the roommate would wait less than 5 minutes, not even verify that my friend was asleep, and start beating off. Like 5 feet away, wankin it. Ugh.

I'm sorry, but there comes a time and a place when you gotta say "Willing or not, someone is leaving this room right now. And it ain't me..."

 

[c.n.budz]

Infectious diseased goop? Remind me to never do a beerswap with you, Petunia.

I'm with you on that one Evan!, Mad Cow Ale just doesn't sound very appealing...

Petunia, an ex-girlfriend used to give her dog cow hooves as chew toys, the dog loved the things but once they got a little moistened from the chewing you could smell the nastiness throughout the house and it was absolutely disgusting...

 

[Philip1993]

OMG! You guys have me laughing my head off.

Ditto... <tears rolling down my cheeks>

My kids and I were in a store when this old guy and his wife walked past us. Right afterward this wall of stink about knocked us over.

Oh man, kids... My little girls way of making us aware that she knows something is bad/not allowed is to say "We don't <insert action here> do we?" Recently in the grocery store she proclaimed to all within earshot "We don't get really fat like that do we mommy..." behind a particularly obese woman. Now neither of us has missed too many meals, but I wanted to crawl in a hole and die...

 

[Petunia]

Infectious diseased goop? Remind me to never do a beerswap with you, Petunia.

I solemnly swear that I do not brew beer or make wine in my just arrived home from work and I stink real bad clothes. Usually, I am not allowed to do ANYTHING except proceed directly to the bath tub.

pldoolittle, my my how those little babes can sum up a situation! My daughter at the age of 4 said at the top of her little voice, "Someone sure stinks!" she was right tho. I remember when my oldest boy a toddler first saw a black man, he said: "That mans brown!"

No cnbudz, it's mad cows ail. Bet I'd get a whopper of a ferment going tho! Probably fill the dang pantry up and stick to the walls forever!



Call the Hazmat dudes...

Petunia

 

[dibby33]

Na French tend to be clean (maybe not the peeps in LA)

/rant :

Have you been to France! It stinks. Maybe it is not the people (I doubt very much - have no time at all for the arogant half-wits) and it the country as a whole. I have been there about a dozen times and they do STINK. Garlic, cig smoke, bo, yeurgh. Plus they are rude and there is no excuse for that! Should nuke them. /rant over

 

[Beerrific]

/rant :

Have you been to France! It stinks. Maybe it is not the people (I doubt very much - have no time at all for the arogant half-wits) and it the country as a whole. I have been there about a dozen times and they do STINK. Garlic, cig smoke, bo, yeurgh. Plus they are rude and there is no excuse for that! Should nuke them. /rant over

In my experience a lot of big cities in Europe stink. Best I can describe it is a combination of cigar smoke and sewers. Some American cites smell like this too.

 

[dibby33]

Worst place I ever smelt was Hong Kong. Even coming into land at the airport you could smell it. Was like a big giant jobbie several hundred metres long was lying on the runway baking under the hot sun. STUNK!!!

 

[PseudoChef]

I had to go to the DMV the other day. You put this story together yourself....

 

[mward]

Ha! You guys have it easy. I live near a bunch of amish and you talk about stinky mofos. The whole romanticized simple life amish thing takes a hike the first time you are in line in a store behind some of them after a day slopping hogs. Oh my god it's bad. The women too. It's truly horrible.

This whole non-smelly thing is a recent invention. I guess back in the Napoleanic days smelly was good. Girls would stick an apple in their armpit or other areas and stink it up good and give it to their hubby or boyfriend to sniff while they were away. One time Napolean wrote Josephine and told her, "Don't bathe, I'll be home in 3 days."

BLECH!!!!!!!!!!!