raaaaaspberry puree!

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I've tried the canned puree before, but didn't really care for it. Nothing seems to beat using the real thing, especially when you can buy it frozen at the grocery store.
 
Eh, again the internet ruins my humor. Was trying a pun on a prince song, raspberry beret, the kind you find at the second hand store. :)
 
ronjonacron said:
Eh, again the internet ruins my humor. Was trying a pun on a prince song, raspberry beret, the kind you find at the second hand store. :)

Sorry, not all of us listen to crappy music...
 
Not a fan of the genre, there's a lot of music from the decade that I still listen to.
 
I loved it. In fact, I was going to post with the finish to that verse providing you didn't of course. But you did, so "Parody on, Dude!" (Bill and Ted reference to keep with the theme.)
 
I was workin part time at the "Hops and Vine"
My boss was angry at me
He told me several times that he didn't like my rhymes
and I was a bit too Hipsterly

Seems that I was busy brewing something close to something
not much different than I drank before
And that's when I saw her, Oooh I saw her
Walking in through the front door, front door

She wanted Raspberry Puree!
The kind you'd find at a Homebrew store
Raspberry Puree?
I had to inform her we didn't carry no more
Raspberry puree!
I'm thinking wheat beer

Guilty like I was
She had the nerve to ask me
If I knew where any could be found

So look here
I put her on the bars of my bike (fixed gear)
And we went riding
Out to the other side of town

I said now overcast days never turned me on
But something bout the rain and her blouse

She wasn't too large
But I could tell when it started clinging
She was built like a

BRICK

HOUSE!

She wanted Raspberry puree
The kind you'd find at the homebrew store
Raspberry puree
We didn't have it but I'd find her some more
Raspberry puree
For her wheat beer



And now I have to get back to loading this new computer...
 

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