Personalized Brews

[Brewpastor]

Poison Ivy, skunk sumac, wheat

 

[Danny013]

I'll jump in too. Hows about Danny or Daniel.

How do they come up with it? "Hm, that looks like it would go well with a 'Bob'."

 

[olllllo]

Before we all go skipping down the garden path together, I have question for 2y1y1z2, the OP.

Do you brew, have you brewed, do you intend to brew?

If the answer is yes, let's hear about it!
If the answer is no, then I suggest we make this our goodbye.

Bear in mind, a couple of mods almost clipped this thread and insta-banned you because it looked suspiciously spam-like.

 

[dibby33]

Ah like the cut of yer jib laddie.

Parsley : There is no need for this herb. None. Oats yeup.

 

[landhoney]

How about Grigori Rasputin?

What? That's my name





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[2y1y1z2]

Before we all go skipping down the garden path together, I have question for 2y1y1z2, the OP.

Do you brew, have you brewed, do you intend to brew?

If the answer is yes, let's hear about it!
If the answer is no, then I suggest we make this our goodbye.

Bear in mind, a couple of mods almost clipped this thread and insta-banned you because it looked suspiciously spam-like.

I intend to brew. I'm saving up some cash to get some equipment right now. I just wanted some people's opinions on how they thought they would turn out. Most of them seem pretty gag-inducing, but who knows?

Bob - Borage, Chamomile, Saffron, Gentian Root
Robert - Vervain, Dog Rose
Mark - Hops, Blackberry, Linseed
Kelly - Cabbage, Colewort, Moonwort
Danny - Sage, Solomon's Seal, Medlar
Daniel - Broom, Garlic, Onion, White Hellebore

 

[Fingers]

If you're comfortable with your sexuality, there's no threat.

Then there are those of use who don't get much sex at all and become very uncomfortable. Not that I'm gonna go gay bashing or anything, but Cheese, can you get your avatar to put it's shirt on?

 

[olllllo]

I intend to brew. I'm saving up some cash to get some equipment right now. I just wanted some people's opinions on how they thought they would turn out. Most of them seem pretty gag-inducing, but who knows?

Bob - Borage, Chamomile, Saffron, Gentian Root
Robert - Vervain, Dog Rose
Mark - Hops, Blackberry, Linseed
Kelly - Cabbage, Colewort, Moonwort
Danny - Sage, Solomon's Seal, Medlar
Daniel - Broom, Garlic, Onion, White Hellebore

Cool.
Welcome then.
We get some random trolls from time to time.

 

[olllllo]

As a first beer, I recommend keeping it simple.
Some adjuncts are rather benign, but from kettle to keg, there are innumerable ways/times to add, say, an orange peel, that may alter the way that it is tasted or smelled.

Go read howtobrew.com and look specifically at hop additions and you'll see what I mean. Start simple.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Sure glad I'm not making any Violet Velvet...

Violet - Colewort, Plantain, Cabbage

Lovely banana esters overshadowed by dueling cabbage notes...

Ok, this thread is officially very strange...but what about the name, Nathan?

 

[mrkristofo]

How about Kris or Kristofor, Tara, and Nik or Nikolas.

 

[Cheesefood]

Then there are those of use who don't get much sex at all and become very uncomfortable. Not that I'm gonna go gay bashing or anything, but Cheese, can you get your avatar to put it's shirt on?

 

[landhoney]

Do you know who this guy is? Why he's dressed/equipped(gin?) like he is? And what's with the nose?
Basically you've succeeded in piquing my morbid curiosity. Thanks, Cheese

 

[DeathBrewer]

who!? WHAT is that thing!!???

 

[BrewBrain]

If I got a bad plant I'm putting my mom in a home.

 

[Cheesefood]

who!? WHAT is that thing!!???

Tanqueray's newest spokesperson.

"Beefeater is for S&M mutants."

 

[Brewpastor]

I swear it is Cheese himself with a head shave.

 

[landhoney]

Tanqueray's newest spokesperson.

"Beefeater is for S&M mutants."

Yeah right. Seriously, what's the deal?

 

[shunoshi]

Hmm, Sage, Spinach, and.....Iceland Moss? Regardless, doesn't sound like a nice ingredient list.

Oh, and thanks Cheese. I needed something new to have nightmares about.

 

[arturo7]

I just laughed so hard I snotted!

 

[arturo7]

Shiese, I didn't want that mutant to come up again!!

 

[kb9vzh]

How about Matt or Matthew?

My Ex's name was Amber and she tasted pretty good!!!

 

[kb9vzh]

I said spam, but if not let me know what the botanicals for ABDULKAREEM are.
Thanks


Cheers

I think it is Napalm?

 

[Rhoobarb]

... Kelly - ... Moonwort...

Moonwort? Isn't that a dance Michael Jackson used to do back in the day - before he turned white and started bedding little boys?

 

[mrkristofo]

Moonwort? Isn't that a dance Michael Jackson used to do back in the day - before he turned white and started bedding little boys?

C'mon now, let's be fair here. He was acquitted of those charges. That means he's as innocent as OJ.

 

[Llarian]

Hmm. How about Dylan?

Or Heidi, I could make one for my girlfriend.

-D

 

[2y1y1z2]

Nathan - Iceland Moss, Medlar, Sage
Kris - Not in book
Kristofer - Not in book
Tara - Lesser Celandine, Medlar, Sage
Nik - Not in book
Nikolas - Not in book
Matt - Garlic, Nettle, Wormwood
Matthew - Broom, Onion, Mandrake Root
Dylan - Chicory, Lettuce, Plantain
Heidi - Angelica, Gravel Root, Celery

 

[Llarian]

Hmmm Yeah, I think I'll pass on those ideas...

Although, chicory and plantain sounds like a Bavarian Hefe.

-D