Operation: Find the Shittiest Deal on MyBeerCellar.com

[jdoucet]

https://www.mybeercollectibles.com/listing/geuze-lambic-cantillon-magic-lambic/452670

Magic lambic for 650,00$ anyone? Pretty ****** to resell a charity beer like this

From their website:

On spécule pour la bonne cause !!

Les gueuzes de la Brasserie Cantillon sont appréciées par les beer geeks du monde entier. La demande est plus forte que l’offre et, quand Cantillon propose des brassins exceptionnels, l’avidité de certains collectionneurs fait monter leur cote (via les réseaux sociaux) à des prix déraisonnables.

If you don't French:
We speculate for the good cause!!

Geuzes of the Cantillon brewery are appreciated by geeks all over the world. The demand far exceeds the supply and when Cantillon offers to brew something exceptional, the greed of some collectors let's their value rise (through social networks) to unreasonable prices


They were banking on this tbh. They will be auctioning another jeroboam online (the first one was sold that evening for 850 euro's)

 

[jeevo]

I'm not sure who the bigger schmucks out there are. The ones selling Juice Machine for $100+ a can, or the people actually buying them.

 

[lazerviking]

I'm not sure who the bigger schmucks out there are. The ones selling Juice Machine for $100+ a can, or the people actually buying them.

Yes

 

[JulianB1]

That one I really don't get. Juice Machine was good when I had it, but tastes like...basically any other one of Tree House's double IPAs. Like, Doppelganger is available at Tree House right now, tastes almost the same, and is under 5 bucks a can with a case limit.

 

[MikeG1]

That one I really don't get. Juice Machine was good when I had it, but tastes like...basically any other one of Tree House's double IPAs. Like, Doppelganger is available at Tree House right now, tastes almost the same, and is under 5 bucks a can with a case limit.

No one's told them that Doppleganger is really King Julius with a different dry hop. Shhhhhhh!

 

[ChaQuiseman]

That one I really don't get. Juice Machine was good when I had it, but tastes like...basically any other one of Tree House's double IPAs. Like, Doppelganger is available at Tree House right now, tastes almost the same, and is under 5 bucks a can with a case limit.

It's not about flavor, it about having the most .RAR cans for maximum Instragram fame.

 

[JohnnyBags]

That one I really don't get. Juice Machine was good when I had it, but tastes like...basically any other one of Tree House's double IPAs. Like, Doppelganger is available at Tree House right now, tastes almost the same, and is under 5 bucks a can with a case limit.

Only $90+ per can though. The Juice Machine Teku's have bids over $100 on eBay.

 

[MikeG1]

Only $90+ per can though. The Juice Machine Teku's have bids over $100 on eBay.

What, are you supposed to drink a $90 DIPA out of a f**king willi belcher? CMON!

 

[ccbstl]

That one I really don't get. Juice Machine was good when I had it, but tastes like...basically any other one of Tree House's double IPAs. Like, Doppelganger is available at Tree House right now, tastes almost the same, and is under 5 bucks a can with a case limit.

It's got juice right there in the name

 

[jtclockwork]

Apparently one can of Juice Machine traded for Nath 1:1 and there are people offering Juice Machine+ some other Tree House cans for St. Lam and Fou. Is this the new thing? Can I start trading IPAs for lambic now? Like, seriously, WTF is wrong with people?

 

[regularjohn]

Apparently one can of Juice Machine traded for Nath 1:1 and there are people offering Juice Machine+ some other Tree House cans for St. Lam and Fou. Is this the new thing? Can I start trading IPAs for lambic now? Like, seriously, WTF is wrong with people?

newmoney gonna newmoney

it's alright they'll look back at these horrible trades and wanna jump off a bridge

 

[jtclockwork]

I just can't get over how dumb this Tree House stuff is. $255 BIN for three cans of IPA. Juice Machine, Gggreennn and Very Green. Seriously? Are people actually paying this? I love how it says "Paypal Friends/Family appreciated". Yeah, why should they pay fees with these oh, so generous prices? lol

https://www.mybeercollectibles.com/listing/treehouse-juice-machine-gggreennn-very-green/453845

 

[jtclockwork]

I just can't get over how dumb this Tree House stuff is. $255 BIN for three cans of IPA. Juice Machine, Gggreennn and Very Green. Seriously? Are people actually paying this? I love how it says "Paypal Friends/Family appreciated". Yeah, why should they pay fees with these oh, so generous prices? lol

https://www.mybeercollectibles.com/listing/treehouse-juice-machine-gggreennn-very-green/453845

He jacked the price up to $275. lol

 

[JulianB1]

I just can't get over how dumb this Tree House stuff is. $255 BIN for three cans of IPA. Juice Machine, Gggreennn and Very Green. Seriously? Are people actually paying this? I love how it says "Paypal Friends/Family appreciated". Yeah, why should they pay fees with these oh, so generous prices? lol

https://www.mybeercollectibles.com/listing/treehouse-juice-machine-gggreennn-very-green/453845

Someone showed me a screenshot of a raffle for 2 cans of Juice Machine and 2 cans of Bbbright. It was nearly full at a $320 valuation.

 

[JCastle1]

No one's told them that Doppleganger is really King Julius with a different dry hop. Shhhhhhh!

Same with Juice Machine actually.

It is essentially a marriage of the King Julius malt bill with a hopping schedule more intense than than Very Green. The use of Magnum, Columbus, Amarillo, Citra, and Galaxy...

 

[JulianB1]

It was mentioned in the other thread, but Juice Machine seems to mostly be a case of where a beer has been hyped up to ridiculous levels based on the name and label art. What's funny is that I didn't even find it particularly "juicy", at least the way these hazeboi turds use it ("str8 joose brah!"). That's actually one of the things I liked about it: it's got a well-rounded hop profile with a good mix of different hop characteristics, it's not just blasting citrus and tropical fruit aromas at you.

 

[JCastle1]

It was mentioned in the other thread, but Juice Machine seems to mostly be a case of where a beer has been hyped up to ridiculous levels based on the name and label art. What's funny is that I didn't even find it particularly "juicy", at least the way these hazeboi turds use it ("str8 joose brah!"). That's actually one of the things I liked about it: it's got a well-rounded hop profile with a good mix of different hop characteristics, it's not just blasting citrus and tropical fruit aromas at you.

I thought it tasted very candy-like rather than juicy. Probably one of my least favorite Treehouse actually (although I haven't had much).

 

[Gaseous Clay]

Am I missing something here besides the typical hazebro shitlording? Havent they released this beer before, and wont they release it again in the future?

 

[JulianB1]

Am I missing something here besides the typical hazebro shitlording?

No.

Havent they released this beer before, and wont they release it again in the future?

Yes.

 

[ewwiccc]

Just wait till they drop King Jjjuliusss again. They're going to be asking for 1:1 with LPF. Calling it now

 

[SammyJaxxx]

Just wait till they drop King Jjjuliusss again. They're going to be asking for 1:1 with LPF. Calling it now

King Julius for KBBS 1:1

 

[shelfie]

In my experience treehouse's tastiest beers are inversely related to the hypiest beers. I'll take regular julius and alter ego over the rest any day and pretty much any pale/ipa/dipa/tipa/qipa/quapa/seipa from Trillium over all of them at 1/10th the ass reeming.

 

[lazerviking]

Do you think this is how the real old heads felt during the IBU wars, or when imperializing everything was the rage? While gimmicky at times, most of craft beer's earlier fads and trends never felt this stupid. I hate beer.

 

[JulianB1]

In my experience treehouse's tastiest beers are inversely related to the hypiest beers. I'll take regular julius and alter ego over the rest any day and pretty much any pale/ipa/dipa/tipa/qipa/quapa/seipa from Trillium over all of them at 1/10th the ass reeming.

In Perpetuity (Citra/Nelson IPA that's just really subtle, well-balanced, and drinkable) is my favorite Tree House hoppy beer, and Sap (Chinook/Simcoe IPA) might be 2nd these days. I could drink both of those beers all the time.

Tree House gets some **** for their prominent role in the current IPA fad and shitlordery, although most of both of those is the fault of their fanbase rather than the brewery (at least they don't usually describe their beers using silly Instagram-speak, unlike some other breweries). But they are overall a pretty great brewery who also deserve some credit for producing and serving up legitimately good examples of styles such as brown ale, ESB, robust porter, American red ale, and so on. And their IPAs are certainly not the worst offenders (by a longshot) when it comes to overdoing it on hops/haze/etc. Also unless I'm forgetting something, they haven't done anything like a fruited or milkshake IPA or anything other adjuncted hoppy beer.

 

[wuntrikpony]

Tree House gets some **** for their prominent role in the current IPA fad and shitlordery, although most of both of those is the fault of their fanbase rather than the brewery

Yup, all Treehouse hate should be directed to the consumers/shitlordchuckledicks as far as I'm concerned.

 

[jtclockwork]

Yup, all Treehouse hate should be directed to the consumers/shitlordchuckledicks as far as I'm concerned.

Oh, I agree completely.

 

[shelfie]

In Perpetuity (Citra/Nelson IPA that's just really subtle, well-balanced, and drinkable) is my favorite Tree House hoppy beer, and Sap (Chinook/Simcoe IPA) might be 2nd these days. I could drink both of those beers all the time.

Tree House gets some **** for their prominent role in the current IPA fad and shitlordery, although most of both of those is the fault of their fanbase rather than the brewery (at least they don't usually describe their beers using silly Instagram-speak, unlike some other breweries). But they are overall a pretty great brewery who also deserve some credit for producing and serving up legitimately good examples of styles such as brown ale, ESB, robust porter, American red ale, and so on. And their IPAs are certainly not the worst offenders (by a longshot) when it comes to overdoing it on hops/haze/etc. Also unless I'm forgetting something, they haven't done anything like a fruited or milkshake IPA or anything other adjuncted hoppy beer.

I never had in perpetuity but really enjoyed sap and the one non-ipa beer of theirs I had ,old man? Esb, was also solid. And agreed with the above. The ridiculousness is 100% on the flippers and hype boys. They’re not out here pulling an ominipollo with recipes and descriptions that look like they came from a brain trust of 10 year olds.

 

[yeahnatenelson]

Father's Day Discount!

https://mybeercellar.com/?itm=66853

 

[oldp0rt]

Father's Day Discount!

https://mybeercellar.com/?itm=66853

sounds elusive.

 

[yeahnatenelson]

I know it's a magnum, and from 1990, but wow:

https://mybeercellar.com/?itm=67036