Operation: find the shittiest deal on beer Advocate

[oregonskibum1]

updated:

So to summarize:

1. Ask for whalez and big stoutz
2. use point system
3. **** up values of point system
4. Same beer in your ISO/FT
5. use "any batch" for big whalez
6. mention how far you drove (how long you had to wait in line / case count / allotment)
7. Mention secondary/razzle prices
8. "Make me an offer I can't refuse"
9. Add random "impossible" ISOs to list (PtY bottles, Good Morning growlers?, etc)

what else are we missing

Make sure to post "This is CLOSED!" 15-20 minutes after posting.

 

[MikeG1]

Why wait until tomorrow.
Put it up tonight and mention you already got the email you were selected. That will make everyone freak out because they didn't get an email.

I would if I wasn't certain they would ban me and I would lose this awesome username. My goal is to troll the line without going over

 

[Kasher]

Add "can do this twice".

 

[shanrath]

Also, don't forget "happy to wait for the right set of eyes. No **** lords."

 

[iamjeff6]

cant tell if serious


Iso: kbbs ft: Velvet speedway +
Discussion in 'ISO:FT' started by FourFingers414, Today at 3:53 AM.

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   FourFingers414Initiate (65)Aug 12, 2015Illinois
   Beer Trader
   New This should go 1:1 due to rarity but I'm willing to add on my end to close.
   
   BM to work it out. Cheers!

 

[JulianB1]

"This should go 1:1 due to rarity"

ISO: Zenne y Frontera FT: Upright Sole Comps+

 

[andrewdrinks]

This should go 1:1 due to rarity

*fetches homebrew up from cellar*

 

[ewwiccc]

look at this guy!


FT: Kane ANTEAD 2017 (pretrade) ISO: Points/offer I can't refuse
Discussion in 'ISO:FT' started by WhalesAndBigStouts, 3 minutes ago.

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   WhalesAndBigStoutsInitiate (115)Feb 16, 2017Pennsylvania
   Beer Trader
   NewI know the lottery hasn't run yet but based on how many entries I have, I'm assuming I win at least one or two sets.
   
   FT:
   ANTEAD 2017 Full Set - 22 points (4 points per bottle plus 2 points factored in for having to drive/tolls)
   
   ISO:
   KBBS (any batch) - 5 points
   FF - 2.5 points
   D6 - 8.5 points
   D2 - 10 points
   Assassin (any batch) - 2.75 points
   ANTEAD Vanilla or Coconut 2017 - 4 points
   Handjee - 4 points
   BAIGCC - 3.25 points
   Blauw/Rose - 10 points each
   Creanza - 9 points
   Cantillon mag x2 - 8.25 points
   Pliny Younger growler - 4 points
   
   Looking for a reasonable offer I can't refuse close to or over 22 points or I'll probably just drink these myself. Can add stuff like Sneak Box cans and Blurberry Milkshake cans to seal the deal. Can possibly do this twice.
   
   #1WhalesAndBigStouts, 3 minutes ago

 

[SammyJaxxx]

Tomorrow is ANTEAD Lottery day - so what should WhalesandBigStouts be asking for his imaginary Kane ANTEAD set on BA? I wanna set the bar real high. I'm leaning towards:

FT: ANTEAD set 2017
ISO: KBBS + FF + BAIGCC + BAA + Very Hazy

Beautiful post

 

[MikeG1]

I'm kind of wanting to turn this into a giveaway based on how quickly this gets deleted/myself banned, but I fear that's not going to happen.

 

[MikeG1]

 

[amk1]

I don't know if it helps or hurts to mention trying to complete the BA top 250.

ISO: Cable Car / Westly / Resolute Coconut /Broken Truck / STS FT: 6 shipper of FL beer
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   JrcphishAspirant (222)Jan 16, 2015Florida
   Beer Trader
   Hey beer friends. I'll send you a wonderful 6 shipper of FL beer for your one beer. I need to try any of these for my top250 quest...Can anyone help?
   
   You choose 6 bottles of florida beer from this list:
   
   Aardwolf Brewing Sarah Lovely
   Aardwolf Brewing Cherry Lovely
   Aardwolf Brewing Rum BA White Russian
   Angry Chair Cucumber Lime Gose
   Cigar City Brewing Marshall Zhukov
   Cigar City Brewing Marshall Zhukov Vanilla Hazelnut
   Cigar City Brewing Caffe Americano
   Cigar City Brewing Hunahpu's Imperial Stout 2016
   Cigar City Brewing Hunahpu's Imperial Stout 2017
   Funky Buddha Brewery BA Chockwork
   Funky Buddha Brewery I'm so excited, I'm so scared
   Funky Buddha Brewery Last buffalo in the park
   Funky Buddha Brewery Last Snow
   Funky Buddha Brewery Muy Bonita
   Funky Buddha Brewery MBCP
   Green Bench Wood Series: Manaphin
   Green Room Brewing Secret Spot Rum Barrel aged 2016
   Green Room Brewing Quetzacoatl Tequilla BA 2016

 

[MikeG1]

I'm getting overwhelmed by messages:

 

[Max]

troy the beer trader lending a helpful hand

 

[MikeG1]

New reply:
"And lastly, no one gives a **** about your tolls. "

 

[ewwiccc]

New reply:
"And lastly, no one gives a **** about your tolls. "

ah yes those tolls

 

[MikeG1]

 

[iamjeff6]

New reply:
"And lastly, no one gives a **** about your tolls. "

Tolls are important, are we talking about discounted easy pass tolls or full price?

 

[factory1]

I'm getting overwhelmed by messages:

With your replies leave out punctuation, capitalization, and sentence structure. Just one long rambling thought of justification is always key to support shitlording.

tikk

 

[JulianB1]

look at this guy!


FT: Kane ANTEAD 2017 (pretrade) ISO: Points/offer I can't refuse
Discussion in 'ISO:FT' started by WhalesAndBigStouts, 3 minutes ago.

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   WhalesAndBigStoutsInitiate (115)Feb 16, 2017Pennsylvania
   Beer Trader
   NewI know the lottery hasn't run yet but based on how many entries I have, I'm assuming I win at least one or two sets.
   
   FT:
   ANTEAD 2017 Full Set - 22 points (4 points per bottle plus 2 points factored in for having to drive/tolls)
   
   ISO:
   KBBS (any batch) - 5 points
   FF - 2.5 points
   D6 - 8.5 points
   D2 - 10 points
   Assassin (any batch) - 2.75 points
   ANTEAD Vanilla or Coconut 2017 - 4 points
   Handjee - 4 points
   BAIGCC - 3.25 points
   Blauw/Rose - 10 points each
   Creanza - 9 points
   Cantillon mag x2 - 8.25 points
   Pliny Younger growler - 4 points
   
   Looking for a reasonable offer I can't refuse close to or over 22 points or I'll probably just drink these myself. Can add stuff like Sneak Box cans and Blurberry Milkshake cans to seal the deal. Can possibly do this twice.
   
   #1WhalesAndBigStouts, 3 minutes ago

 

[PSUMike]

look at this guy!


FT: Kane ANTEAD 2017 (pretrade) ISO: Points/offer I can't refuse
Discussion in 'ISO:FT' started by WhalesAndBigStouts, 3 minutes ago.

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   WhalesAndBigStoutsInitiate (115)Feb 16, 2017Pennsylvania
   Beer Trader
   NewI know the lottery hasn't run yet but based on how many entries I have, I'm assuming I win at least one or two sets.
   
   FT:
   ANTEAD 2017 Full Set - 22 points (4 points per bottle plus 2 points factored in for having to drive/tolls)
   
   ISO:
   KBBS (any batch) - 5 points
   FF - 2.5 points
   D6 - 8.5 points
   D2 - 10 points
   Assassin (any batch) - 2.75 points
   ANTEAD Vanilla or Coconut 2017 - 4 points
   Handjee - 4 points
   BAIGCC - 3.25 points
   Blauw/Rose - 10 points each
   Creanza - 9 points
   Cantillon mag x2 - 8.25 points
   Pliny Younger growler - 4 points
   
   Looking for a reasonable offer I can't refuse close to or over 22 points or I'll probably just drink these myself. Can add stuff like Sneak Box cans and Blurberry Milkshake cans to seal the deal. Can possibly do this twice.
   
   #1WhalesAndBigStouts, 3 minutes ago

Well played on the tolls addition.

 

[MikeG1]

Thanks everyone for all of your suggestions. I'm calling a ban by 10:25am

 

[Kasher]

I know the whole point thing is dumb and pointless, but how can a troll account set up a month ago have move points than a serious account established in 2015?

 

[iamjeff6]

I know the whole point thing is dumb and pointless, but how can a troll account set up a month ago have move points than a serious account established in 2015?

Beer Karma is a mystical measurement of what a user puts into BeerAdvocate.com. The more a user contributes, the more Beer Karma the site assigns to the user. It's that simple, yet not

 

[mateoloco]

To anyone PMing you about KBBS, make sure you point out that it is only a 12 ounce bottle compared to 25.3 ounces for the Antead. Write some complicated formula about secondary values compared to ounces to justify your points system.

 

[MikeG1]

To anyone PMing you about KBBS, make sure you point out that it is only a 12 ounce bottle compared to 25.3 ounces for the Antead. Write some complicated formula about secondary values compared to ounces to justify your points system.

My justification is based on both ounces and the populations of Decorah and the tri-state area in factoring lottery odds. People are LOSING THEIR **** over it. Apparently I'm the topic of conversation on multiple local FB groups according to a few people "trying to help me out"

I'm most likely going to delete the original offer as I'm getting bombarded with messages and have to actually get some work done.

 

[iamjeff6]

My justification is based on both ounces and the populations of Decorah and the tri-state area in factoring lottery odds. People are LOSING THEIR **** over it. Apparently I'm the topic of conversation on multiple local FB groups according to a few people "trying to help me out"

I'm most likely going to delete the original offer as I'm getting bombarded with messages and have to actually get some work done.

Check out Kane thread.

 

[Rock31]

My justification is based on both ounces and the populations of Decorah and the tri-state area in factoring lottery odds. People are LOSING THEIR **** over it. Apparently I'm the topic of conversation on multiple local FB groups according to a few people "trying to help me out"

I'm most likely going to delete the original offer as I'm getting bombarded with messages and have to actually get some work done.

Definitely see you on FB, making the slow work morning much better!

 

[wentgin]

Good work haha. You got me.

 

[PSUMike]

The Philly group I'm a part of on FB is losing their minds. It's funny as hell. Even after being told it's a trolljob, new people are still commenting. It's really making my morning.