Sarah: The doctor said I can't get Lasik because my bottom is too big.
Me: .............
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(can't hold it any longer - laughing hysterically)
Sarah: Why are you laughing?
Me: You can't have eye surgery because your butt is too big?!
Me: .............
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(can't hold it any longer - laughing hysterically)
Sarah: Why are you laughing?
Me: You can't have eye surgery because your butt is too big?!