OK, which one of you losers is this?

[MattHollingsworth]

MOD EDIT: Threads merged.

Don't see how to embed videos. But this one's pretty funny. Really wasted guy goes to a convenience store to buy more beer after 10AM in the morning.

Drink your homebrew in moderation guys!

http://break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html?matchid=

Anybody wanna tell me how to embed that?

 

[PseudoChef]

That's not caused by alcohol. That's a Special K or some other drug induced stuff.

 

[elmetal]

it looks like a low blood sugar. tytpical in diabetics

 

[MattHollingsworth]

That's not caused by alcohol. That's a Special K or some other drug induced stuff.

Dunno about that. I've seen people that drunk plenty of times.

 

[ohiobrewtus]

Whatever that dude is on, he's had way too much of it.

 

[elmetal]

I still stand by my guess that his blood sugar is low because he's diabetic. I've seen that before. besides, when you're drunk you stumble forward not backward like that

 

[MattHollingsworth]

I've seen people fall forward, sideways, backwards and every which way while drunk. Whatever the case, he's totally wasted on something.

 

[dontman]

I still remember the drunkest I ever was in public. I fell backwards and sideways at the same time. Net effect was that I fell in a circle and landed on my back. Sure was comfortable down there. Glad I don't have that on film. Really glad youtube does not have that on film. Worst part, I was on my way to a date. Luckily I had a 20 year old's dik and was up to the challenge.

That guy looked just like a turtle on its back when he was on the ground. What drug causes deevolution to turtle state?

 

[Cheaton]

Ya, this isn't alcohol. I've been around people who were way messed up in my life (and been one of them too) and I've never seen anything like that. I've seen people drunk, stoned, and messed up on various other things all at the same time and still be able to walk out on a dance floor and shake their booty, or play a gig at a club. This guy is having some sort of medical issue with his drunkedness or on a very powerful sedative.

 

[TheMan]

This could easily be alcohol...how have you guys that brew beer never seen someone this drunk? I know I've seen people there, as well as been that drunk myself.

 

[PseudoChef]

I've seen plenty of people drunk, but none that off-kilter.

 

[Cheaton]

Ya, i've seen plenty of people completely ****faced stumbling drunk, but it never looked like that. I've seen people completely ****faced stumbling drunk while on painkillers and pot, and the type of movement is not that. Drunk people stumble and wobble, but they don't fall backwards as they walk. I have copious copious experience with completely hammered people, and have never seen this ONCE.

 

[Hoppus_Poppatopolis]

That looks like an act to me.

 

[Cheaton]

That looks like an act to me.

I got that feeling at times as well..... But at times it looks legit, especially towards the end when he's trying to leave the store. The guy could have a simple balance disorder that's being amplified by alcohol. There's any number of things that this could be (even fake).... but I will still maintain, this isn't purely an alcohol stupor. The simple fact that I instictually started feeling sympathy for the guy instead of thinking it was funny is a good cue for me.

 

[wildwest450]

It's nice to know we have tons of doctors on this site.

 

[FlashRedGLS18T]

Whatever it was that guy took, he took too much of it.

 

[Mountainbeers]

I've seen plenty of drunkenness but never people who seem like they are constantly falling backwards like that. Watching him makes my head seem heavier.

 

[Elfmaze]

If you're that blitzed that you fall over like that. The last thing you want to do is keep rocking back and forth. That owuld make the puke factor go up ten fold. I too vote something else is a miss.

 

[humann_brewing]

I am not sure if you can get that messed up from alcohol but man that is pretty funny.

 

[carnevoodoo]

That guy is living in a K hole.

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

DUI officer: You look drunk sir.
Drunk driver: No occifer, druk people never fall backward and I fell backward when you made me walk that blurry line.
DUI officer: Oh you're right. How silly of me. Have a nice day sir.

 

[MattHollingsworth]

Maybe he's on ether:

 

[jmo88]

That guy is living in a K hole.

+1. Seen that a few times at dead shows and the like. Looks just like Ketamine. Why that sounds like fun is still a mystery to me.

 

[its_manbearpig]

Liquor doesn't do that - lacquer does.

 

[Cheaton]

Guy's buddies probably juiced him up on something like Ketamine or Ether and then dared him to go into the store and buy beer. There's no convincing me this is an alcohol related incident. Maybe alcohol involved, but that's not the whole story. I've seen people fall down on alcohol..... i've seen them fall flat on their butts, but I've never seen THAT kind of falling.

 

[TheCapn22]

That looks like an act to me.

I agree, looks really fake to me.

 

[johntangus]

We are still laughing our butts off at our office watching this.

The ending is hysterical. And I do think he's drunk. Maybe I'm naive, but i've seen drunkards stumbling around like this. I think i've been close to stumbling around like this. Thank god there weren't any cameras then!

 

[MattHollingsworth]

Yeah, the ending's the funniest.

 

[HoppyDaze]

maybe he just got back to shore after being out at sea for a few months...

 

[StunnedMonkey]

This guy needs to switch to Milds or something.