Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

Even the haters are lovin' him

https://twitter.com/undisputed/status/1087368680743137280?s=09

 

[HoppyDaze]

LOL... whatever you say Max Kellerman.

good point...it's not like your boys just gave up 24 points in the fourth. I don't know what a Max Kellerman is

 

[Cape Brewing]

good point...it's not like your boys just gave up 24 points in the fourth. I don't know what a Max Kellerman is

Yeah... I’m devastated they let up a bunch of points in the 4th.... and still won.

It’s been a really tough day trying to get over that horrible memory.

I think it was just awful of you to rub that in my face.

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[Cape Brewing]

And this is a Max Kellerman... looking like a toolbag (saying some of the things you’re saying)

It’s actually cringe worthy in a few spots.

 

[papz]

^fake news^, wrong MassHole...

Ah yes... that's Paul but it's pretty easy to mix you massholes up on this thread as you all sound like parrots of each other.

More concerning is how this forum changes the word shlt to poopy.

 

[ApolloSimcoe]

Max is just a bag of D*cks. He keeps talking about Tom and that "This is the year his skills will fall off the cliff". If he keeps repeating himself he'll eventually be right and then be like "I TOLD YOU!!!" Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. You can look at any situation inside or outside of football and call it lucky. I was lucky I got up, I was lucky i didnt burn myself on the stove! I was so lucky when i didnt get in a car accident today. Guys an Idiot.

Speaking of a bag of D*cks...

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/01/tom-brady-afc-championship-laser

 

[Cape Brewing]

Agree 1,000% on Kellerman. Guy is a total d-bag. Don’t like Brady? Awesome. Don’t think he’s the “GOAT”? Awesome. Everyone can think what they want.... but he’s way off the reservation intentionally just to stir shti and try to be “outrageous” to the point that he sounds like an idiot.

 

[ApolloSimcoe]

Could you imagine if "Lasergate" happened in Foxborough?
Don't those KC fans know that lasers only work if they are on sharks? C'mon!

 

[Beer-lord]

https://twitter.com/RoFlo/status/1087497398128177152/video/1

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yeah... I’m devastated they let up a bunch of points in the 4th.... and still won.

It’s been a really tough day trying to get over that horrible memory.

I think it was just awful of you to rub that in my face.

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I was talking about you laughing at the fact I suggested whoever won the coin toss wins the game. You shrugged it off like it was a ridiculous sentiment. I think maybe you have a learning disability?

 

[bluemoose]

There is a cliff coming for Pat Mahomes. It might not be tomorrow, or next season, but he will fall off the cliff. Father Time is undefeated*





*the only exception is Tom “baddest MFer on the Planet” Brady.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You mean Tom “baddest mother fvcker who has hours of pass protection each snap but still throws a two yard check down” Brady?

 

[day_trippr]

And yet look where they are...and have been for two decades.
Looking down on 31 teams almost every year.

Still don't understand how football works, eh hoppy?
That's just sad...

But this will pick everyone back up:
https://bleacherreport.com/articles...for-chiefs-dc-vacancy-after-bob-sutton-firing

Fingers crossed. Gotta love Rex!

 

[day_trippr]

Watch Brady school Hoppy...



Hmm....all of the "check-down" throws must have been incomplete

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1087742762492051456?s=19

 

[day_trippr]

Literally beat me to that by one minute

https://bleacherreport.com/articles...er-quote-printed-on-bottom-of-26000-beer-cans

Wonder what the traffic looks like heading west on the Pike right now...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I was talking about you laughing at the fact I suggested whoever won the coin toss wins the game. You shrugged it off like it was a ridiculous sentiment. I think maybe you have a learning disability?

Maybe your face is stupid

 

[Cape Brewing]

You mean Tom “baddest mother fvcker who has hours of pass protection each snap but still throws a two yard check down” Brady?

I’m stunned your even able to walk while being that butt-hurt

 

[day_trippr]

I bet Hoppy's extra salty 'cuz he bet against the Patriots

 

[HoppyDaze]

He’s just not that great. If it makes you feel better to call me butt hurt, so be it. Super weird but so be it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah.. it does.

So butt hurt

 

[bluemoose]

Right, because he plays in the AFC. How did the Seahawks do against the AFC? 50-50? Imagine if all the Seahawks games were against the AFC, they could go 8-8.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

 

[WI_Wino]

Technically he hasn't appeared in his ninth yet. #fakenews

 

[Cape Brewing]

You’re the worst kind of person

 

[WI_Wino]

You’re the worst kind of person

Please! I'm only rooting for the pats vs the rams because Suh is the biggest ****** of all time. Not like I'm a tbonetwo fan boy all the time. That would make me the wurst.

 

[lschiavo]

It would be great if Suh literally murdered Brady. Imagine the merch! If this doesn't happen the nfl is losing money and it would also be a great way for brady to retire.

 

[bob1852]

Technically he hasn't appeared in his ninth yet. #fakenews

Relevant fact.

 

[day_trippr]

Suh's got what - 2 Brady sacks over his career? BFD.

Meanwhile, there's a game of Spot The Dick going on at the Pro Bowl...

 

[papz]

Meanwhile, there's a game of Spot The Dick going on at the Pro Bowl...

That was a total bitch move.
Mascots don't sign up to be tackled by random players and probably can't see well in costume. I hope the NFL fines that dude big and gives the collected fine to that mascot.